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Dead Pool 2020. 23:49 - Dec 29 with 11579 viewsItchySphincter

Seeing as no one else has bothered.....

..... new rules this year:

-500 points for Phil the Greek.

Pick three plus a wildcard.

Dimbleby
Attenborough
Joe Perry

Wildcard - Sam Fox
[Post edited 30 Dec 2019 19:05]

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Dead Pool 2020. on 15:02 - Feb 6 with 1660 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 14:15 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter



Okay, 1-0 to Dazzler.



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Dead Pool 2020. on 15:07 - Feb 6 with 1656 viewsPegojack

Dead Pool 2020. on 15:02 - Feb 6 by Darran



I had him in my side last year and he kept going, so I dropped him this year and he's croaked. Bluddy typical.

RIP Spartucus, YJB.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 19:15 - Feb 6 with 1560 viewsItchySphincter

Dead Pool 2020. on 15:07 - Feb 6 by Pegojack

I had him in my side last year and he kept going, so I dropped him this year and he's croaked. Bluddy typical.

RIP Spartucus, YJB.


Not quite the same as the wrong Eder scoring the winning goal in Euro 2016 with his first kick of a ball after we let him go, but you should have seen it coming............

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Dead Pool 2020. on 19:43 - Feb 6 with 1538 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 19:15 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Not quite the same as the wrong Eder scoring the winning goal in Euro 2016 with his first kick of a ball after we let him go, but you should have seen it coming............


Am I allowed to pick another one now that I’ve forfeited Kirk?

Seeing as you’re the rule man like.
[Post edited 6 Feb 2020 19:43]

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Dead Pool 2020. on 20:15 - Feb 6 with 1523 viewsEbo

Rolf Harris.

Lump on

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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:54 - Feb 6 with 1485 viewsItchySphincter

Dead Pool 2020. on 19:43 - Feb 6 by Darran

Am I allowed to pick another one now that I’ve forfeited Kirk?

Seeing as you’re the rule man like.
[Post edited 6 Feb 2020 19:43]


Go on then.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:56 - Feb 6 with 1481 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 21:54 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Go on then.


Thank you Boss I’m thinking.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:03 - Feb 6 with 1474 viewsDarran

Ok my extra choice for being 1-0 in the lead after the death of Kirk Douglas is going to be Vera Lynn.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:16 - Feb 6 with 1460 viewsPegojack

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:03 - Feb 6 by Darran

Ok my extra choice for being 1-0 in the lead after the death of Kirk Douglas is going to be Vera Lynn.


You can't have her, she's on my team and not available for transfer.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:18 - Feb 6 with 1457 viewsbuilthjack

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:03 - Feb 6 by Darran

Ok my extra choice for being 1-0 in the lead after the death of Kirk Douglas is going to be Vera Lynn.


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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:27 - Feb 6 with 1452 viewsWarwickHunt

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:18 - Feb 6 by builthjack

103 next month. Hope the old girl keeps going.


She’s had a rebore and signed up on Tinder.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 22:29 - Feb 6 with 1449 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 22:16 - Feb 6 by Pegojack

You can't have her, she's on my team and not available for transfer.


Fair point I hadn’t noticed.
I’ll go for Olivia De Havilland instead.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 23:01 - Feb 6 with 1430 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

Jimmy Greaves (sub: Bill Wyman -Greaves already taken)
Willie Nelson
Dennis Skinner

Wild Card - Mel Gibson
[Post edited 6 Feb 2020 23:06]

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Dead Pool 2020. on 12:12 - Feb 7 with 1354 viewsHighjack

Phillip Schofield.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 12:36 - Feb 7 with 1338 viewsSwanjaxs

Only in February but looks like 2020 could be a bumper year for the Dead Pool

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Dead Pool 2020. on 17:17 - Feb 7 with 1296 viewsVincent_Vega

Dead Pool 2020. on 12:12 - Feb 7 by Highjack

Phillip Schofield.


Been Alfie'd yes?

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Dead Pool 2020. on 17:21 - Feb 7 with 1292 viewsHighjack

Dead Pool 2020. on 17:17 - Feb 7 by Vincent_Vega

Been Alfie'd yes?


Sorry, I meant to add him to the gay pool, not the death pool. My bad.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 17:22 - Feb 7 with 1289 viewsHighjack

Dead Pool 2020. on 17:21 - Feb 7 by Highjack

Sorry, I meant to add him to the gay pool, not the death pool. My bad.


Tap in for anyone who mentions Michael Barrymore.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 20:37 - Feb 7 with 1246 viewsItchySphincter

Dead Pool 2020. on 17:22 - Feb 7 by Highjack

Tap in for anyone who mentions Michael Barrymore.


ooooof......

Gay pool is a good idea though - who’s coming out in the next year, or something.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:31 - Feb 7 with 1227 viewsSwanjaxs

Dead Pool 2020. on 20:37 - Feb 7 by ItchySphincter

ooooof......

Gay pool is a good idea though - who’s coming out in the next year, or something.


Darran all day long 🤷‍♂️

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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:42 - Feb 7 with 1219 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 21:31 - Feb 7 by Swanjaxs

Darran all day long 🤷‍♂️


Prick.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 12:22 - Mar 16 with 1056 viewstheloneranger

Roy Hudd dead aged 83.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 13:11 - Mar 16 with 1005 viewsItchySphincter

Gen P. Orridge yesterday.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 13:19 - Mar 16 with 998 viewsDarran

Dead Pool 2020. on 12:22 - Mar 16 by theloneranger

Roy Hudd dead aged 83.


How is Emu going to cope without him?

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:10 - Mar 16 with 962 viewstheloneranger

Dead Pool 2020. on 13:19 - Mar 16 by Darran

How is Emu going to cope without him?


Peckish 😇

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