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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... 10:02 - Jan 13 with 1968 viewstheloneranger

Sorry everyone, it's already sold out!! 😂






https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10718621/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-scented-candle
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:38 - Jan 13 with 1484 viewsHighjack

The reviews are awful:

“The scientist told me this product would improve my singing voice, but it’s caused me nothing but trouble. And it was all yellow.”

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:41 - Jan 13 with 1476 viewssainthelens

Heard there was a documentary on about the G Spot the other night. Looked everywhere I couldn't find it.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 with 1461 viewstheloneranger

Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ...

My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers.

Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 14:16 - Jan 13 with 1426 viewsVincent_Vega

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 by theloneranger

Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ...

My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers.

Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles.


Katie Price new candle range 'Eau de punched lasagne'

Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!

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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 14:48 - Jan 13 with 1385 viewsFlashberryjack

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 by theloneranger

Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ...

My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers.

Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles.


"Like a Wizard's Sleeve"
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 19:34 - Jan 13 with 1195 viewsCatullus

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:49 - Jan 13 by theloneranger

Sad to see Katie Price's idea for 2 candles failed ...

My Vagina is "Like a Wizard's Sleeve" and My Vagina is "Like Kicking a Chip Up the Kingsway" were both turned down by manufacturers.

Katie Price said she was very surprised, as she believed there was a gaping hole in the market for her candles.


This could start a scandal, vaginagate is coming, wait til deep throat speaks up. Of course in some cases (I couldn't possibly mean the Katie) it's not so much a gate, more a turnstyle.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 19:47 - Jan 13 with 1181 viewsjack2jack

There's something a bit fishy about all this, can't quite put my finger on it.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:00 - Jan 13 with 1154 viewsSwanjaxs

Does Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell different to any other vagina though?

In my experience they all smell the same after 10 pints of Bow 💁‍♂️
Happy to be proven wrong mind...

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:04 - Jan 13 with 1140 viewsCatullus

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:00 - Jan 13 by Swanjaxs

Does Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell different to any other vagina though?

In my experience they all smell the same after 10 pints of Bow 💁‍♂️
Happy to be proven wrong mind...


Of course they all smell the same once you've thrown up on them.

After 10 cans od Special VAT they all taste the same too.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:08 - Jan 13 with 1126 viewsSwanjaxs

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:04 - Jan 13 by Catullus

Of course they all smell the same once you've thrown up on them.

After 10 cans od Special VAT they all taste the same too.


After 10 cans of Vat a fanny could be doused in petrol and you wouldn't give a fùck mush 😂

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:35 - Jan 13 with 1085 viewsjack2jack

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:08 - Jan 13 by Swanjaxs

After 10 cans of Vat a fanny could be doused in petrol and you wouldn't give a fùck mush 😂


Sounds like 4 star entertainment😂
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:40 - Jan 13 with 1075 viewsdickythorpe

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 14:48 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack

"Like a Wizard's Sleeve"


"Clown's pocket"
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:44 - Jan 13 with 1066 viewsFlashberryjack

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:40 - Jan 13 by dickythorpe

"Clown's pocket"


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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:50 - Jan 13 with 1052 viewstheloneranger

"Hippos Yawn"


"Penis Fly Trap"
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:54 - Jan 13 with 1036 viewsFlashberryjack

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:50 - Jan 13 by theloneranger

"Hippos Yawn"


"Penis Fly Trap"


Horse's collar.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:00 - Jan 13 with 1019 viewsSwanjaxs

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:54 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack

Horse's collar.


Love cave

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:12 - Jan 13 with 999 viewsmarchamjack

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:54 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack

Horse's collar.


And the winner is 😂

Oh,..Dave, what's occuring?

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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:35 - Jan 13 with 969 viewsFlashberryjack

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:12 - Jan 13 by marchamjack

And the winner is 😂


Wizard's sleeve, by a nose.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 22:23 - Jan 13 with 911 viewsSwanjaxs

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 21:35 - Jan 13 by Flashberryjack

Wizard's sleeve, by a nose.


I went to the dentist last week.

As he was extracting my tooth he said "i can see you had oral sex last night "

Slightly embarrassed i said "oh I'm sorry, have i got a pubic hair stuck in my teeth "?

No he says...

"You have shìt stuck up your nose" ...

(mods feel free to delete)

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 22:30 - Jan 13 with 889 viewsSwanjaxs

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 13:38 - Jan 13 by Highjack

The reviews are awful:

“The scientist told me this product would improve my singing voice, but it’s caused me nothing but trouble. And it was all yellow.”


Coldplay fan HJ...?






You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:22 - Jan 14 with 739 viewsWarwickHunt

Sensible marketing - if it had been This Candle Smells Like My Cûnt, I doubt if she’d have sold anywhere near as many.

I mean, who wants to smell like Chris Martin?
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:26 - Jan 14 with 733 viewssainthelens

Before applying, do you need to caress the box before you appreciate the fragrance?
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:28 - Jan 14 with 725 viewsWarwickHunt

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 08:26 - Jan 14 by sainthelens

Before applying, do you need to caress the box before you appreciate the fragrance?


Smells better as it gets warmer.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 09:43 - Jan 14 with 688 viewsdickythorpe

She should have used her ex-husband
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Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 09:56 - Jan 14 with 673 viewsCatullus

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina for £57 ... on 20:08 - Jan 13 by Swanjaxs

After 10 cans of Vat a fanny could be doused in petrol and you wouldn't give a fùck mush 😂


It never took as many as 10, I usually never gave a feck before I started drinking.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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