| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... 10:21 - Jan 17 with 1577 views | theloneranger |
Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Klopp gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the lad comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'
'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'
The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry..'
'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' screams his mum, 'it's your fvcking fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!' |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 10:53 - Jan 17 with 1496 views | Professor |
Even though Merseyside crime rate is lower than London, Manchester, Newcastle and even Gwent police areas. |  | | |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 11:10 - Jan 17 with 1452 views | Darran |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 10:53 - Jan 17 by Professor |
Even though Merseyside crime rate is lower than London, Manchester, Newcastle and even Gwent police areas. |
Oh ffs this forum is going down the shitter aye.
It’s a fuçking joke. |  |
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| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 12:16 - Jan 17 with 1361 views | sainthelens |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 11:10 - Jan 17 by Darran |
Oh ffs this forum is going down the shitter aye.
It’s a fuçking joke. |
Innit. |  | | |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 13:28 - Jan 17 with 1243 views | Professor |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 11:10 - Jan 17 by Darran |
Oh ffs this forum is going down the shitter aye.
It’s a fuçking joke. |
...but the same tired punchline. I’m just grumpy as I have food poisoning | | | |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 13:45 - Jan 17 with 1212 views | Highjack |
Why would they live in Gwent if their kid was playing in Liverpool? |  |
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| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 14:09 - Jan 17 with 1161 views | union_jack |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 11:10 - Jan 17 by Darran |
Oh ffs this forum is going down the shitter aye.
It’s a fuçking joke. |
Yeah, but this one is so old it’s not funny anymore. |  |
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| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:07 - Jan 17 with 1022 views | Jackfath |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 11:10 - Jan 17 by Darran |
Oh ffs this forum is going down the shitter aye.
It’s a fuçking joke. |
Going?
No wonder I hardly ever post anymore. |  |
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| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:12 - Jan 17 with 1013 views | Darran |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:07 - Jan 17 by Jackfath |
Going?
No wonder I hardly ever post anymore. |
Fair point. Fuçking snowflakes everywhere. | |
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| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:20 - Jan 17 with 996 views | lifelong |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:12 - Jan 17 by Darran |
Fair point. Fuçking snowflakes everywhere. |
Hail stones in Loughor today. |  | | |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:41 - Jan 17 with 966 views | Darran |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:20 - Jan 17 by lifelong |
Hail stones in Loughor today. |
See what I mean? | |
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| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 16:50 - Jan 17 with 957 views | ploppy |
| Liverpool sign Iraqi wonder kid ... on 10:53 - Jan 17 by Professor |
Even though Merseyside crime rate is lower than London, Manchester, Newcastle and even Gwent police areas. |
Bejezus ... | | | |
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