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Retraining 17:13 - Jan 20 with 5879 viewsJackfath

If you had the chance to change careers, what would you retrain as?

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Retraining on 23:32 - Jan 20 with 1330 viewsswan65split

Retraining on 23:03 - Jan 20 by raynor94

Took me 4 of years of training to be one!


Ditto
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Retraining on 00:17 - Jan 21 with 1292 viewsDJack

Retraining on 17:19 - Jan 20 by Swanjaxs

Porn star


So you've got big tits!


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Retraining on 00:26 - Jan 21 with 1291 viewsFireboy2

Retraining on 19:52 - Jan 20 by Thrasher6

An airport fireman.....lovely gig....




You could be a real one


[Post edited 21 Jan 2020 0:28]
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Retraining on 13:35 - Jan 21 with 1173 viewsSgorioFruit

Retraining on 21:42 - Jan 20 by fbreath

I was aircraft techie in RAF on VC 10 regards repairing/servicing them bit like working at Heathrow airport.
Every so often we would have to do ground crew duty, marshalling in aircraft to their stand, connect ground power when they stopped etc.
The only thing 5he firemen did apart from sleep, paint white lines and polish their engines was deal with smokey brakes. There would be about 12 of them around one aircraft all excited that they could take control of the situation. Roll out their hoses try and boss everyone around then put it all away and go back to their normal routine
At Brize Norton if there was a fire somewhere on camp they would have to stand down when the civvy fire brigade turned up


I am ex RAF MT driver.
I was about to say that we weren't that much different. But I don't remember not being busy. Worked bloody hard.
Boring tour down the Falklands where I drove the ambulance for 2 months and refuelled Tornados for the other two months.
We have just started a family now, two kids. My boy is 2 years old. As long as I got air in my lungs he will not be joining the military who are controlled by todays politicians. My son would be the first of 5 generations in my family that I know of to break the military mould.

My methods are not favoured by some but by god i speak the truth.
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Retraining on 13:53 - Jan 21 with 1160 viewssainthelens

Retraining on 00:17 - Jan 21 by DJack

So you've got big tits!



Slightly disturbing that looks like a request.
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Retraining on 14:04 - Jan 21 with 1146 viewsWarwickHunt

Retraining on 00:26 - Jan 21 by Fireboy2



You could be a real one


[Post edited 21 Jan 2020 0:28]


Are you wearing your uniform?

Asking for a friend.
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Retraining on 14:21 - Jan 21 with 1132 viewsFireboy2

Retraining on 14:04 - Jan 21 by WarwickHunt

Are you wearing your uniform?

Asking for a friend.


I am atm and no, ive got plenty, thanks for the offer though
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Retraining on 14:23 - Jan 21 with 1128 viewsHighjack

Retraining on 14:21 - Jan 21 by Fireboy2

I am atm and no, ive got plenty, thanks for the offer though


Do you have a big yellow helmet? If so I’ve got some anti fungal cream left over from the athletes foot incident.

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Retraining on 15:38 - Jan 21 with 1094 viewsFireboy2

Retraining on 14:23 - Jan 21 by Highjack

Do you have a big yellow helmet? If so I’ve got some anti fungal cream left over from the athletes foot incident.


Actually i do HJ but i manage just fine thank you.
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Retraining on 16:46 - Jan 21 with 1059 viewsBarrySwan

In regards to airport firefighters.


During the Summer of 1997 I took on a 4 month temporary summer shift as a baggage handler at Rhoose airport as work was generally slack during the Summer in my self employed trade.


Obviously the whole point of the firecrews is that hopefully they will be never called into action but clearly have to be on standby for every landing and takeoff and quite rightly so.

However it must be said that the firecrew at Rhoose spent an inordinate amount of their time working out on the weights etc, the odd practice speeding dash parallel to the runway and assisting wheelchair travellers onto the plane.

There was one chap on the full time baggage team who had transferred over to the fire crew when a vacancy occured but had transferred back after only a couple of months describing his time over the other side of the runway as the most boring time that he had ever spent in his working career and that he couldn't take the monotony of doing nothing or the clank of lifting gym weights from the rest of the crew for any longer.


I suppose on balance that I would prefer that they carry on with the old body building and crosswords rather than have to deal with an emergency.
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Retraining on 17:05 - Jan 21 with 1033 viewsNotLoyal

Retraining on 23:15 - Jan 20 by Darran

Tell me about it. 😳


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Retraining on 18:55 - Jan 21 with 979 viewsNeath_Jack

Retraining on 23:03 - Jan 20 by raynor94

Took me 4 of years of training to be one!


Yeah well nobody is born that lazy, so training would be expected.

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Retraining on 20:31 - Jan 21 with 926 viewsSTID2017

I would have loved to have been a lawyer.
Or an electrician.

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Retraining on 20:49 - Jan 21 with 909 viewslonglostjack

Carpenter

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Retraining on 20:50 - Jan 21 with 903 viewsNeath_Jack

Retraining on 20:49 - Jan 21 by longlostjack

Carpenter


Harry, Karen?

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Retraining on 20:55 - Jan 21 with 894 viewsjack2jack

Retraining on 20:49 - Jan 21 by longlostjack

Carpenter


Me too, would have loved to be a proper joiner, you know like making high end bespoke stuff. Unfortunately that ship has well and truly sailed, and is rotting at the bottom of the ocean.😥
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Retraining on 20:57 - Jan 21 with 887 viewsNeath_Jack

Retraining on 20:55 - Jan 21 by jack2jack

Me too, would have loved to be a proper joiner, you know like making high end bespoke stuff. Unfortunately that ship has well and truly sailed, and is rotting at the bottom of the ocean.😥


Never too late to retrain / learn a new skill.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Retraining on 20:58 - Jan 21 with 886 viewsexiledclaseboy

I always wanted to learn to play the piano. Not that I could make a career out of that of course. Not much call for piano skills in the civil service.

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Retraining on 21:03 - Jan 21 with 872 viewsjack2jack

Retraining on 20:57 - Jan 21 by Neath_Jack

Never too late to retrain / learn a new skill.


Your right of course. Might have been an option 30 years ago, not now.
It's not an issue for me, however, if I had my time again, that's what I'd do.👍
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Retraining on 21:07 - Jan 21 with 862 viewsjack2jack

Retraining on 20:58 - Jan 21 by exiledclaseboy

I always wanted to learn to play the piano. Not that I could make a career out of that of course. Not much call for piano skills in the civil service.


You still get to use a keyboard though.😀
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Retraining on 21:15 - Jan 21 with 848 viewsBrynCartwright

Professional dammer of beach streams in the Summer.

Knew someone once who used a snow shovel to do it at Mill Bay, Salcombe.

What a hoot.

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Retraining on 21:17 - Jan 21 with 845 viewsSTID2017

Retraining on 21:15 - Jan 21 by BrynCartwright

Professional dammer of beach streams in the Summer.

Knew someone once who used a snow shovel to do it at Mill Bay, Salcombe.

What a hoot.


Went to that beach in the summer.
Lovely part of the world

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" - Mark Twain
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Retraining on 21:28 - Jan 21 with 829 viewsraynor94

Retraining on 18:55 - Jan 21 by Neath_Jack

Yeah well nobody is born that lazy, so training would be expected.


Failed the test to get in did you? sound awfully bitter, and not for the first time

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Retraining on 21:41 - Jan 21 with 805 viewsNeath_Jack

Retraining on 21:28 - Jan 21 by raynor94

Failed the test to get in did you? sound awfully bitter, and not for the first time


A test? F*ck me the only test you get there is how to carry the same spanner / piece of paper / light bulb, for 12 hours whilst looking busy. The tie breaker is how quick can you fall asleep in the messroom

Craig Bridgeman and Neil Dummer nagged me for 10 years to work for them, and Mike Wixey asked me twice.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Retraining on 21:44 - Jan 21 with 799 viewsraynor94

Retraining on 21:41 - Jan 21 by Neath_Jack

A test? F*ck me the only test you get there is how to carry the same spanner / piece of paper / light bulb, for 12 hours whilst looking busy. The tie breaker is how quick can you fall asleep in the messroom

Craig Bridgeman and Neil Dummer nagged me for 10 years to work for them, and Mike Wixey asked me twice.


Ahhh, Mr Bridgeman, what a legacy he left behind

You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
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