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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... 14:30 - Mar 24 with 1231 viewstheloneranger

If you receive an email or WhatsApp message with the subject ... "Ding Dong"

DO NOT OPEN IT !!

It's from a Jehovah Witness, the sneaky b@stards are working from home!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:39 - Mar 24 with 1189 viewsWarwickHunt

They can have a virtual โ€œoh fรปck off you stupid cรปntโ€ in return.

I find that usually works.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:43 - Mar 24 with 1177 viewsJoe_bradshaw

A farmer just rode past the house on his tractor shouting โ€œItโ€™s the end of the world โ€œ.

It must have been farmer Geddon.

Planet Swans Prediction League Winner Season 2013-14. Runner up 2014_15.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:15 - Mar 24 with 1106 viewsFireboy2

Stop it you fvckers my sides are splitting.













Not๐Ÿ™„

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:16 - Mar 24 with 1098 viewssainthelens

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:15 - Mar 24 by Fireboy2

Stop it you fvckers my sides are splitting.













Not๐Ÿ™„


Cracks are starting to show. Early doors as well.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:36 - Mar 24 with 1053 viewsFireboy2

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:16 - Mar 24 by sainthelens

Cracks are starting to show. Early doors as well.


Nah, I've had a cracking day until now, tidied the house, tutored the boys and hoovered the lawn.

Just sitting down with a nice cuppa and perusing this cracking forum for a laugh.

And looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

Tbh they did make me titter a bit.

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:25 - Mar 24 with 846 viewstheloneranger

If you seen my kids locked outside today, mind your own business.

We were having a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ drill.

#HomeSchooling
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:32 - Mar 24 with 823 viewsFireboy2

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:25 - Mar 24 by theloneranger

If you seen my kids locked outside today, mind your own business.

We were having a fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ drill.

#HomeSchooling



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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:37 - Mar 24 with 806 viewshowenjack

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:43 - Mar 24 by Joe_bradshaw

A farmer just rode past the house on his tractor shouting โ€œItโ€™s the end of the world โ€œ.

It must have been farmer Geddon.


talking of agriculture - did you hear about the nobel prizewinning scarecrow??





He was outstanding in his field.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:47 - Mar 24 with 787 viewsmonmouth

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:43 - Mar 24 by Joe_bradshaw

A farmer just rode past the house on his tractor shouting โ€œItโ€™s the end of the world โ€œ.

It must have been farmer Geddon.


That made me laugh, and the OP

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 20:15 - Mar 24 with 745 viewsdickythorpe

Did you hear about the chap who played the triangle in the Bermuda band?

He's disappeared.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 21:27 - Mar 24 with 687 viewsFireboy2

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A Fsh

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:29 - Mar 24 with 642 viewsCatullus

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:36 - Mar 24 by Fireboy2

Nah, I've had a cracking day until now, tidied the house, tutored the boys and hoovered the lawn.

Just sitting down with a nice cuppa and perusing this cracking forum for a laugh.

And looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

Tbh they did make me titter a bit.


After a good bout of gardening I tried to get my son to do schoolwork, turns out he prefers gardening!

Keeping his schooling going is going to be bl00dy hard work even with all the online resources.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
Blog: In, Out, in, out........

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:30 - Mar 24 with 637 viewsmonmouth

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:29 - Mar 24 by Catullus

After a good bout of gardening I tried to get my son to do schoolwork, turns out he prefers gardening!

Keeping his schooling going is going to be bl00dy hard work even with all the online resources.


Drug him.

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:37 - Mar 24 with 627 viewsCatullus

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:30 - Mar 24 by monmouth

Drug him.


Amphetamines won't help mun, well they will with the gardening but not the schoolwork

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:48 - Mar 24 with 610 viewsBanosswan

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 20:15 - Mar 24 by dickythorpe

Did you hear about the chap who played the triangle in the Bermuda band?

He's disappeared.


Oh god

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:49 - Mar 24 with 608 viewsBanosswan

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 21:27 - Mar 24 by Fireboy2

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A Fsh


Oh god!

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Poll: How do you like your steak?

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:50 - Mar 24 with 606 viewsBanosswan

What's white, light, fluffy and settings from trees?


A meringue - utan

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:55 - Mar 24 with 597 viewsdickythorpe

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:50 - Mar 24 by Banosswan

What's white, light, fluffy and settings from trees?


A meringue - utan


Oh god!
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 23:10 - Mar 24 with 572 viewsBanosswan

BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:55 - Mar 24 by dickythorpe

Oh god!


Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing'?

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Poll: How do you like your steak?

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 23:14 - Mar 24 with 556 viewstheloneranger

The German's are really starting to panic over the CoronaVirus.

They've been seen out early in the morning putting their towels on hospital beds.
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 09:40 - Mar 25 with 442 viewscimlajack

DAY 5 of Social Distancing.
Struck up a conversation with a spider today.
Seems nice.
He's a web designer
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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 11:05 - Mar 25 with 389 viewsFireboy2

Why have African elephants got big ears?













Because noddy wouldnt pay the ransom.

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BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 12:46 - Mar 25 with 342 viewstheloneranger

A teacher in Swansea asked her pupils to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the Bristol Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Plantasia and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I really wanted the word fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his swearing. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate" so she asked him.

Little Johnny said, "My sisters sweater has 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten 8."
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