| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... 14:30 - Mar 24 with 1800 views | theloneranger |
If you receive an email or WhatsApp message with the subject ... "Ding Dong"
DO NOT OPEN IT !!
It's from a Jehovah Witness, the sneaky b@stards are working from home!! 😎 |  |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:39 - Mar 24 with 1758 views | WarwickHunt |
They can have a virtual “oh fûck off you stupid cûnt” in return.
I find that usually works. |  | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:43 - Mar 24 with 1746 views | Joe_bradshaw |
A farmer just rode past the house on his tractor shouting “It’s the end of the world “.
It must have been farmer Geddon. |  |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:15 - Mar 24 with 1675 views | Fireboy2 |
Stop it you fvckers my sides are splitting.
Not🙄 |  | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:16 - Mar 24 with 1667 views | sainthelens |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:15 - Mar 24 by Fireboy2 |
Stop it you fvckers my sides are splitting.
Not🙄 |
Cracks are starting to show. Early doors as well. |  | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:36 - Mar 24 with 1622 views | Fireboy2 |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:16 - Mar 24 by sainthelens |
Cracks are starting to show. Early doors as well. |
Nah, I've had a cracking day until now, tidied the house, tutored the boys and hoovered the lawn.
Just sitting down with a nice cuppa and perusing this cracking forum for a laugh.
And looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.
Tbh they did make me titter a bit. | | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:25 - Mar 24 with 1415 views | theloneranger |
If you seen my kids locked outside today, mind your own business.
We were having a fire 🔥 drill.
#HomeSchooling | |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:32 - Mar 24 with 1392 views | Fireboy2 |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:25 - Mar 24 by theloneranger |
If you seen my kids locked outside today, mind your own business.
We were having a fire 🔥 drill.
#HomeSchooling |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:37 - Mar 24 with 1375 views | howenjack |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:43 - Mar 24 by Joe_bradshaw |
A farmer just rode past the house on his tractor shouting “It’s the end of the world “.
It must have been farmer Geddon. |
talking of agriculture - did you hear about the nobel prizewinning scarecrow??
He was outstanding in his field. |  | | |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 19:47 - Mar 24 with 1356 views | monmouth |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 14:43 - Mar 24 by Joe_bradshaw |
A farmer just rode past the house on his tractor shouting “It’s the end of the world “.
It must have been farmer Geddon. |
That made me laugh, and the OP
ta |  |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 20:15 - Mar 24 with 1314 views | dickythorpe |
Did you hear about the chap who played the triangle in the Bermuda band?
He's disappeared. |  | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 21:27 - Mar 24 with 1256 views | Fireboy2 |
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A Fsh  | | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:29 - Mar 24 with 1211 views | Catullus |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 15:36 - Mar 24 by Fireboy2 |
Nah, I've had a cracking day until now, tidied the house, tutored the boys and hoovered the lawn.
Just sitting down with a nice cuppa and perusing this cracking forum for a laugh.
And looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.
Tbh they did make me titter a bit. |
After a good bout of gardening I tried to get my son to do schoolwork, turns out he prefers gardening!
Keeping his schooling going is going to be bl00dy hard work even with all the online resources. | |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:30 - Mar 24 with 1206 views | monmouth |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:29 - Mar 24 by Catullus |
After a good bout of gardening I tried to get my son to do schoolwork, turns out he prefers gardening!
Keeping his schooling going is going to be bl00dy hard work even with all the online resources. |
Drug him. | |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:37 - Mar 24 with 1196 views | Catullus |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:30 - Mar 24 by monmouth |
Drug him. |
Amphetamines won't help mun, well they will with the gardening but not the schoolwork  | |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:48 - Mar 24 with 1179 views | Banosswan |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 20:15 - Mar 24 by dickythorpe |
Did you hear about the chap who played the triangle in the Bermuda band?
He's disappeared. |
Oh god |  |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:49 - Mar 24 with 1177 views | Banosswan |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 21:27 - Mar 24 by Fireboy2 |
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A Fsh |
Oh god! | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:50 - Mar 24 with 1175 views | Banosswan |
What's white, light, fluffy and settings from trees?
A meringue - utan | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:55 - Mar 24 with 1166 views | dickythorpe |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:50 - Mar 24 by Banosswan |
What's white, light, fluffy and settings from trees?
A meringue - utan |
Oh god! | | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 23:10 - Mar 24 with 1141 views | Banosswan |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 22:55 - Mar 24 by dickythorpe |
Oh god! |
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing'? | |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 23:14 - Mar 24 with 1125 views | theloneranger |
The German's are really starting to panic over the CoronaVirus.
They've been seen out early in the morning putting their towels on hospital beds. | |
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| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 09:40 - Mar 25 with 1011 views | cimlajack |
DAY 5 of Social Distancing.
Struck up a conversation with a spider today.
Seems nice.
He's a web designer | | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 11:05 - Mar 25 with 958 views | Fireboy2 |
Why have African elephants got big ears?
Because noddy wouldnt pay the ransom. | | | |
| BREAKING NEWS ... Email and WhatsApp messages ... on 12:46 - Mar 25 with 911 views | theloneranger |
A teacher in Swansea asked her pupils to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the Bristol Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Plantasia and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I really wanted the word fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his swearing. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate" so she asked him.
Little Johnny said, "My sisters sweater has 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten 8." | |
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