| The two metre spunk lob is back ! 12:42 - Mar 30 with 1643 views | NotLoyal |
BBC reporting on sexual intercourse matters, followed by these quotes.
Time to get some wd40 on your big stick.
Dr Alex George: If you're in a relationship… living with that person, and sharing the same environment, it shouldn't change your situation. However if one of you is displaying symptoms of coronavirus then you should maintain your social-distancing and isolate, even within your home. In an ideal world everyone would stay two metres apart - even in their own house, but we realise this may not be realistic.
Alix Fox: It's also really important not to assume that if you are experiencing mild symptoms of coronavirus it will be the same for your partner. So, if you're showing any symptoms whatsoever do try and stay away from your lover. |  |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 14:07 - Mar 30 with 1559 views | Ebo |
A tit vvank is out of the question then? |  |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 15:00 - Mar 30 with 1508 views | builthjack |
| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 14:07 - Mar 30 by Ebo |
A tit vvank is out of the question then? |
If they are more than 2metres long you should be ok |  |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 15:15 - Mar 30 with 1485 views | NotLoyal |
You are presenting too many quanderies gents, it's early days. | |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 15:33 - Mar 30 with 1457 views | MrSwerve |
| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 14:07 - Mar 30 by Ebo |
A tit vvank is out of the question then? |
As long as you’ve rubbed sanitiser gel into them first. |  |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 15:46 - Mar 30 with 1427 views | Ebo |
| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 15:33 - Mar 30 by MrSwerve |
As long as you’ve rubbed sanitiser gel into them first. |
Soapy tit vvank it is! | |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 16:40 - Mar 30 with 1368 views | controversial_jack |
Mrs CJ works on the frontline, and we are in separate bedrooms at the moment, just as a precaution, if that's the right turn of phrase. |  | | |
| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 16:12 - Mar 31 with 983 views | Ebo |
| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 16:40 - Mar 30 by controversial_jack |
Mrs CJ works on the frontline, and we are in separate bedrooms at the moment, just as a precaution, if that's the right turn of phrase. |
You could always facetime her? | |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 16:16 - Mar 31 with 980 views | Swanjaxs |
What about a Dutch rudder? |  |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 16:42 - Mar 31 with 960 views | Highjack |
| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 16:12 - Mar 31 by Ebo |
You could always facetime her? |
Or drill a glory hole. |  |
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| The two metre spunk lob is back ! on 11:40 - Apr 3 with 762 views | Catullus |
I lobbed mine 2 metres once, it was when a girlfriend tried sharing mine with me, took me right by surprise!
It snowballed from there  | |
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