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Boredom isolation quiz 10:43 - Apr 3 with 5931 views

Name these football clubs based on the cryptic clues:

1. Always one hundred
2. A burglars entry
3. Light this when naked
4. This pig has eaten too much
5. The latest fort
6. Where cattle cross the river
7. How’s your dads wife?
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him?

[Post edited 3 Apr 2020 12:07]

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Libertarian

21 Hearts?

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Kerouac

Boredom isolation quiz on 17:42 - Apr 15 by Libertarian
21 Hearts?

No sorry.

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Kerouac

Boredom isolation quiz on 16:18 - Apr 13 by Kerouac

So we have....

1. Always one hundred - Everton
2. A burglars entry - Brechin
3. Light this when naked - Berwick?
4. This pig has eaten too much - Fulham
5. The latest fort - Newcastle
6. Where cattle cross the river - Oxford
7. How’s your dads wife? - Motherwell
8. Roger Moore meets The Queen - St. Mirren
9. Shit club full of scummy w*nkers - Cardiff
10. Trundle weighs the same as a duck. What should we do with him? - Burnley

11. Maria Katharina Kasper, Mother Theresa etc. - The New Saints?
12. Nitrogen, oxygen and argon come together as one. - Ayr
13. Oxo cubes come off the boat here. - Stockport
14. Do this to avoid conception. - Exeter
15. Mr Gump is rather jealous. - Forest Green
16. FM, BM, JD and RT on tour in Antarctica. - Queen of the South

17. Rushy says "Hello" from Swiss town - Hibernian
18. The economist finds himself between a poet and a hard man. - Milton Keynes Dons
19. Glengarry Glenross was a dirty business. - Leeds Utd
20. Stroppy restaurant employee forced to work on his day off. - Sheffield Wednesday
21. Champagne socialist chum is such a card. -
22. Are U a fan of Quorn slices? - Rotherham
23. Out on a wing and a prayer, Mr. J meets his end, nO Accident. - Leyton Orient
24. Justin Trudeau was born to rule. -
25. Hello! I come in peace, love, affection, compassion and mercy. - Alloa
26. Irishman offers average approval, spiky f*cker. - Partick Thistle
27. Sri Lankan capital butts captain of enterprise. - Falkirk
28. 'The rummy bastard!', exclaimed the Spaniard. - Elgin

For those who spent time trying to figure out no.s 21 & 24...

21) Crystal Palace

Crystal = There is a champagne called Cristal and champagne is often served in crystal glasses
Pal = chum
Ace = a card

24) Woking

Justin Trudeau = The woke 'King' (who was born to rule)

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Boredom isolation quiz on 07:49 - Apr 22 with 364 views

WarwickHunt

Boredom isolation quiz on 00:30 - Apr 22 by Kerouac
For those who spent time trying to figure out no.s 21 & 24... 21) Crystal Palace Crystal = There is a champagne called Cristal and champagne is often served in crystal glasses Pal = chum Ace = a card 24) Woking Justin Trudeau = The woke 'King' (who was born to rule)

We champagne socialists drink Bollinger or Billecart-Salmon as everyone knows.
Cristal is for rappers with more money than taste, lottery winners and the nouveau riche.

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