Breaking the two metre rule on 10:06 - Apr 8 with 1106 views | Jackinexile1 | They are from the same household, but they won't be able to go to the supermarket together. | | | |
Breaking the two metre rule on 10:09 - Apr 8 with 1096 views | sainthelens | Are they allowed to go to the park and play frisbee ? | | | |
Breaking the two metre rule on 10:11 - Apr 8 with 1090 views | Highjack | It says they’ve been trying to mate for years. Why do pandas find it so difficult to have sex? “Hmmm does it go in here? No there’s lots of teeth in there. What about here? No that’s a frog.” You could say they’re bamboozled by the whole thing. | |
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Breaking the two metre rule on 10:15 - Apr 8 with 1075 views | Catullus |
Breaking the two metre rule on 10:11 - Apr 8 by Highjack | It says they’ve been trying to mate for years. Why do pandas find it so difficult to have sex? “Hmmm does it go in here? No there’s lots of teeth in there. What about here? No that’s a frog.” You could say they’re bamboozled by the whole thing. |
It's not just pandas, I found it difficult as a teenager and I find it difficult now too but for wildly differing reasons | |
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Breaking the two metre rule on 11:02 - Apr 8 with 1023 views | Highjack |
Breaking the two metre rule on 10:15 - Apr 8 by Catullus | It's not just pandas, I found it difficult as a teenager and I find it difficult now too but for wildly differing reasons |
Have you tried reducing your bamboo intake? | |
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Breaking the two metre rule on 11:07 - Apr 8 with 1011 views | Catullus |
Breaking the two metre rule on 11:02 - Apr 8 by Highjack | Have you tried reducing your bamboo intake? |
My bamboo intake rose rapidly when I couldn't mate anymore, now I look like a middle aged panda without black eyes.....unless my wife reads this, then I will have black eyes too. She used to beat me off now she just beats me up NB, that last bit, neither are true! | |
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Breaking the two metre rule on 11:07 - Apr 8 with 1002 views | theloneranger |
Breaking the two metre rule on 11:02 - Apr 8 by Highjack | Have you tried reducing your bamboo intake? |
You could say that about some young ladies I knew 😇 | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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Breaking the two metre rule on 11:09 - Apr 8 with 1000 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Breaking the two metre rule on 10:15 - Apr 8 by Catullus | It's not just pandas, I found it difficult as a teenager and I find it difficult now too but for wildly differing reasons |
Try practicing on a blow up doll. Be careful though, I gave one a love bite once and she farted and flew out the window. Women eh? | |
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Breaking the two metre rule on 11:35 - Apr 8 with 958 views | jacktar | I put it down to the PANDAMIC. | |
| We shouldn't all be tarred with the same brush you know! |
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Breaking the two metre rule on 13:07 - Apr 8 with 854 views | MrSwerve |
Breaking the two metre rule on 11:07 - Apr 8 by Catullus | My bamboo intake rose rapidly when I couldn't mate anymore, now I look like a middle aged panda without black eyes.....unless my wife reads this, then I will have black eyes too. She used to beat me off now she just beats me up NB, that last bit, neither are true! |
I was going to mention the rise in domestic abuse and black eyes but thought better of it. | |
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