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Happy International men’s day, men. 15:42 - Nov 19 with 1536 viewsHighjack

As it’s international men’s day as the title suggests let’s celebrate all things wiener related. How is your wiener? Are your balls ok? Let’s kick all the nagging, moaning birds out and celebrate a good plutonic sausage fest and discuss any male related issues here, serious or non serious, men should be there for one another. As we know men tend to bottle things up quite a lot and mental health and suicide remains one of the top killers of men.

I’ll start. Wiener function remains good but I do have a nagging soreness in my right testicle which I believe to be the result of my dog utilising a flying head butt manoeuvre. I will keep an eye on it.

Another problem with being male is sitting on the toilet to have a poo and your wiener touches the cold wet enamel of the inside of the bowl. It can be quite a shock and you also worry about potential UTI’s. Someone should design toilets with wieners in mind. More wiener friendly toilets should be a must in any civilised society.






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Happy International men’s day, men. on 20:56 - Nov 19 with 1485 viewsCatullus

Men are more than just a wiener

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Happy International men’s day, men. on 21:43 - Nov 19 with 1476 viewsKeithHaynes

OP - post of my time here. 😂

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 21:55 - Nov 19 with 1464 viewsLohengrin

The Donald and Sleepy Joe play nice to celebrate Mens’ Day...


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Happy International men’s day, men. on 11:45 - Nov 20 with 1411 viewsonehunglow

Happy International men’s day, men. on 21:43 - Nov 19 by KeithHaynes

OP - post of my time here. 😂


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Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:30 - Nov 20 with 1401 viewsHighjack

Happy International men’s day, men. on 20:56 - Nov 19 by Catullus

Men are more than just a wiener


That’s a good start. What makes us men? If not for wieners.

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:37 - Nov 20 with 1394 viewsFieryJack

I don't have a wiener.

I have a schlong - as numerous women will testify 😉
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Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:42 - Nov 20 with 1388 viewsLohengrin

Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:37 - Nov 20 by FieryJack

I don't have a wiener.

I have a schlong - as numerous women will testify 😉


You’re my age, aren’t you? Those women can’t testify this afternoon, they’re either babysitting the grandkids or down the bingo...

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:45 - Nov 20 with 1386 viewsHighjack

Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:42 - Nov 20 by Lohengrin

You’re my age, aren’t you? Those women can’t testify this afternoon, they’re either babysitting the grandkids or down the bingo...


Yes but do they walk like John Wayne?

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:48 - Nov 20 with 1384 viewsLohengrin

Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:45 - Nov 20 by Highjack

Yes but do they walk like John Wayne?


One of them does, then again she’s still waiting for the second hip replacement.

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:52 - Nov 20 with 1382 viewsHighjack

Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:48 - Nov 20 by Lohengrin

One of them does, then again she’s still waiting for the second hip replacement.


Fieryjacks schlong sounds like a dangerous weapon.

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 13:14 - Nov 20 with 1371 viewsFieryJack

Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:48 - Nov 20 by Lohengrin

One of them does, then again she’s still waiting for the second hip replacement.


Ouch! 😳
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Happy International men’s day, men. on 13:20 - Nov 20 with 1368 viewsFieryJack

Happy International men’s day, men. on 12:52 - Nov 20 by Highjack

Fieryjacks schlong sounds like a dangerous weapon.


Not at all - I mean there is the possibility - a remote possibility, I admit - that this is all empty brag-talk on my part 😛
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Happy International men’s day, men. on 13:38 - Nov 20 with 1359 viewsLohengrin

Happy International men’s day, men. on 13:20 - Nov 20 by FieryJack

Not at all - I mean there is the possibility - a remote possibility, I admit - that this is all empty brag-talk on my part 😛


It’s how we roll...

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 14:32 - Nov 20 with 1346 viewsCatullus

Happy International men’s day, men. on 13:38 - Nov 20 by Lohengrin

It’s how we roll...


Some of us don't need to boast about it, the women in our lives (past and present) know the truth

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Happy International men’s day, men. on 16:21 - Nov 20 with 1340 viewsHighjack


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