| Being valentine's Day 11:45 - Feb 14 with 2140 views | sainthelens |
I've asked my Mrs if she fancied Madrid or Paris tonight ?Her eyes lit up...she said Paris . I said ' your right, I can get 2/1 on Paris ' !!. Happy days eh. |  | | |  |
| Being valentine's Day on 11:55 - Feb 14 with 2113 views | dcd14 |
LOL.
Stealing this!! |  | | |
| Being valentine's Day on 12:08 - Feb 14 with 2076 views | theloneranger |
....The wife asked me last night....."What are you doing on the computer"??....
l told her....."I'm looking for cheap flights"......
"Oh I love you".......... she replied......... and then she got all excited......
She quickly got undressed..... and then we had the most amazing sex ever....
Which is very odd..... because she's never shown an interest in darts before.........!! |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Being valentine's Day on 16:36 - Feb 14 with 1821 views | Loyal |
I read this on Twitter this morning ftom a well-known Jack. |  |
| Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk. | | Poll: | Who should be Swansea number 1 |
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| Being valentine's Day on 16:48 - Feb 14 with 1793 views | Darran |
| Being valentine's Day on 16:36 - Feb 14 by Loyal |
I read this on Twitter this morning ftom a well-known Jack. |
You’re on Twitter? |  |
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| Being valentine's Day on 16:59 - Feb 14 with 1770 views | Neath_Jack |
| Being valentine's Day on 16:48 - Feb 14 by Darran |
You’re on Twitter? |
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| Being valentine's Day on 17:03 - Feb 14 with 1756 views | Darran |
| Being valentine's Day on 16:59 - Feb 14 by Neath_Jack |
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And there was me thinking he was my chum? | |
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| Being valentine's Day on 18:46 - Feb 14 with 1643 views | legoman |
Well, my wife rang me from her workplace today. She said "Three girls in my office just received flowers. They're absolutely gorgeous". So I said, "That's probably why they received flowers". |  |
| "M'sieur, you said your dog did not bite!"
"That's not my dog" |
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| Being valentine's Day on 19:00 - Feb 14 with 1610 views | whaleoilbeefhooked |
| Being valentine's Day on 18:46 - Feb 14 by legoman |
Well, my wife rang me from her workplace today. She said "Three girls in my office just received flowers. They're absolutely gorgeous". So I said, "That's probably why they received flowers". |
I bumped into the mother in law the other day, and she said....”You always loved football, more than you loved my daughter, how long has it been since the divorce”
I had a quick think about it, and said....
“It was 12 seasons ago” |  | | |
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| Being valentine's Day on 01:49 - Feb 15 with 1358 views | BenJ94 |
Wasn't sure what to get my partner for Valentine's Day so I said "Give me a clue"
She says "Ex England goalie"
I think she's expecting Flowers, but she's only getting seaman! |  | | |
| Being valentine's Day on 07:46 - Feb 15 with 1249 views | JesusJack |
I bumped into my mate last night while out on a first date. We ended up going for a slash together and he turned to me and said;
"Wow, she's a keeper!"
"I know" I said. "Isn't she stunning?"
He shook his head and said "No, I mean she looks a bit like Steve Ogrizovic." | |
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