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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? 23:06 - Aug 28 with 2977 viewsWxmJax

Serious question.

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 23:11 - Aug 28 with 2962 viewsjack2jack

Tell her if she doesn't stop it she'll have to walk home,happy to help
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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 07:27 - Aug 29 with 2850 viewsMo_Wives



Yes, I know, I made the same joke as Jack2Jack. Sue me.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 08:32 - Aug 29 with 2792 viewsjack2jack

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 07:27 - Aug 29 by Mo_Wives



Yes, I know, I made the same joke as Jack2Jack. Sue me.


Snap shat would be a better option
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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 08:38 - Aug 29 with 2783 viewsScottishEddie

Park it in a garage.

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 08:57 - Aug 29 with 2767 viewsbuilthjack

Use the front door instead

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 10:25 - Aug 29 with 2706 viewsProfessor

Do you know which species? I have some bugs in my collection that can k/o some types but others like corvids are tough
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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 10:57 - Aug 29 with 2682 viewsJoe_bradshaw

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 10:25 - Aug 29 by Professor

Do you know which species? I have some bugs in my collection that can k/o some types but others like corvids are tough


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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 10:58 - Aug 29 with 2681 viewsMo_Wives

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 08:32 - Aug 29 by jack2jack

Snap shat would be a better option


I see what you did there. Very good.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 21:47 - Aug 29 with 2499 viewsjack2jack

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 10:58 - Aug 29 by Mo_Wives

I see what you did there. Very good.


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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 22:00 - Aug 29 with 2479 viewsLohengrin


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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 22:01 - Aug 29 with 2477 viewsjack2jack

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 22:00 - Aug 29 by Lohengrin



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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 23:27 - Aug 29 with 2439 viewsjacktar

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 22:00 - Aug 29 by Lohengrin



Jeez ..... that looks like one big bat.
If that bat shat then you'd know where it's at.

We shouldn't all be tarred with the same brush you know!

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 02:06 - Aug 30 with 2415 viewsJack123

I wish there was a good answer to that! The bs all over the car pees me off!!

No word of a lie, I got up one morning to go to work, and my car was literally covered in the cra*, There were at least 25 plus bird sh*t droppings all over!

The bastar*s must have done it just after dawn.

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 06:23 - Aug 30 with 2370 viewsMo_Wives

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 02:06 - Aug 30 by Jack123

I wish there was a good answer to that! The bs all over the car pees me off!!

No word of a lie, I got up one morning to go to work, and my car was literally covered in the cra*, There were at least 25 plus bird sh*t droppings all over!

The bastar*s must have done it just after dawn.


Dawn? At least we have the name of this woman. Now if we can get a description we may be able to put a stop to her car shitting nonsense.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 21:26 - Sep 3 with 2159 viewsAl_Bundy

Don't wash you car. The birds see a shiny waxed car as the sea and can see their reflection in it and crap on..
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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 22:34 - Sep 3 with 2136 viewsphact0rri

The car park at my flat, has a set of wires (I suppose they are electrical wires) that birds perch on, so everyone here has taken to rolling their autos back from the lines so the birds miss their car when they've got to do the business. Its rather comical to see visitors question why everyone parks so strange where I live.

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 04:34 - Sep 4 with 2088 viewsMo_Wives

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 21:26 - Sep 3 by Al_Bundy

Don't wash you car. The birds see a shiny waxed car as the sea and can see their reflection in it and crap on..


I'm going to have start wearing a hat on my big bald head, in that case.
God forbid they gamble on there being a fish just below the surface.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 07:05 - Sep 4 with 2066 viewsjedmo_jack

Don’t park under trees.
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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 09:39 - Sep 4 with 2035 viewsLoyal

How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 21:26 - Sep 3 by Al_Bundy

Don't wash you car. The birds see a shiny waxed car as the sea and can see their reflection in it and crap on..


Change car for cock and you have just summed up my life.

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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 16:04 - Sep 9 with 1864 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Stop your neighbour going out at 3.am and covering your entire car in trill and breadcrumbs.
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How do you stop a bird from defacating on your car ? on 09:14 - Sep 10 with 1755 viewswhaleoilbeefhooked

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