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Best Comedy Sketches / Moments
at 12:21 16 Feb 2026

Rik Mayall's best scene?

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Gillette Fusion 5
at 12:21 16 Feb 2026

I haven't found a brand yet where the blades outlast the rechargeable battery. That's always the first thing to go.
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Last Christmas - Wham - why are we having it in the middle of February?
at 09:24 16 Feb 2026

In honour of Andrew Ridgeley's staunch support of the Supers.

We should come out to A Hundred Years by The Cure. Just give our opposition anxiety right away.
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Next season’s squad
at 09:22 16 Feb 2026

It doesn't matter who is next season's squad. It'll just be more of the same forever. Probably not as good as this season because this season has gone better than we had any right to expect. But probably not relegation.

That's it now.
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PCN
at 21:54 12 Feb 2026

Another good reason to live in a semi-rural village. You know, you can park outside the shops here and even on the main road.

It's like living in the '80s.
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Friday 13th
at 21:51 12 Feb 2026

Part 6: Jason Lives is my favourite but I've also got a soft spot for Jason X.

:)
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Sait-oh?
at 15:54 7 Feb 2026

I like the guy but I feel like my wife could probably beat him in an MMA fight, so that's not great. It's Steve Slade all over again.
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Don't be Addicks - Charlton Athletic vs QPR Match Thread
at 18:05 6 Feb 2026

As a kid, my dad would take me to Charlton games. I don't know why. I got nothing out of the experience. I don't like them. I find them grubby. They used to try to lay on coaches in Palace's catchment area. Scutting for fans.

As such, I won't tolerate anything less than a 2-0 win for the Rs.

But football is shit and unfair, so who knows.
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The Friday F⚽⚽tball Associated Ch⚽⚽ns Thread
at 18:02 6 Feb 2026



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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 18:55 31 Jan 2026

Me neither but fk them anyway!
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 17:01 31 Jan 2026

Set cocks to W@NK.

F**k Coventry!
F**k Frank Lampard!
F**k Eoinionon Jess!
F**k The Specials!

You f**king Rs!
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 16:56 31 Jan 2026

F*ck me, has Loftus Road slipped into a black hole?!
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Your top 3 films!
at 16:43 31 Jan 2026

It's a good point. If I had to pick a comedy-only three it'd be these.


1. The Man With Two Brains. This film has more jokes per minute than any other film (probably) and most of them land.

2. Stir Crazy. The best Wilder/Pryor film. Just absolutely superb and has a ton of heart.

3. Groundhog Day. Damn, I want to say Ghostbusters. But Groundhog Day is just so great.


EDIT: we're 2-1 up against Cov and I'm too nervous to think about the football until it's over.
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 16:39 31 Jan 2026

That was clean. Top of the net. Danish tastiness.
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 16:36 31 Jan 2026

I hate being 2-1 up with meaningful amounts of time left on the clock. It's too much tension.

If we win though, I'll literally cum oil.
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20 MPH
at 15:14 31 Jan 2026

Driving's not the giggle it used to be. Luckily I live up north where traffic and 20mph limits isn't a thing yet but it'll come.

Thing is, it takes me 40 mins to drive to work. If I had to get buses/trains, it'd be double that and then some. And I used to get the train twenty years ago and it was bollocks. Waiting in the cold, the train getting cancelled. F**king miss me with all that shit. Those days are over. I need to drive, it's not optional. So stop f**king with it.

And 20mph. What a load of f**king shit that is. You know what, how about some responsibility from people who are walking/crossing the road. I'll tell you what I've never done. I've never run a red light, I've never gone over a zebra crossing without checking, I've never driven on the pavement like a cop in a 1970s car chase.

"Oh but if you hit someone at 20mph they've got a 400% better chance of not dying than blah blah blah... BLAH"

How about this? How about I drive like a normal person and you stop playing Frogger.

It doesn't matter if I'm driving 10mph or 40mph if you're on the pavement and not scampering around in the middle of the road like some sort of tw@t.

"Oh but what if a kid runs out"

Are we still doing that? How about you hold your kid's hand and not your iPhone. I never randomly ran across roads as a kid because my mum would have f**king known and sniped me from the roof top. She was f**king omnipresent.


"Already had 3 points and then in the space of 2 months picked 1 x 24mph in a 20 and 2 x 23mph. All on the same road, a main wide A road that was 40mph not so long ago. So about to lose my licene for 6 months."

24, 23 and 23. Losing your license for that is unconstutional! Instead of that, lock up drink drivers, lock up people who severely break the limit, lock up people who kill people with their cars. But don't go after a man who's just trying to get around at 23 mph. F**k. Cameron's Britain, bruv.
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RIP Catherine O'Hara
at 07:16 31 Jan 2026

She was in After Hours which is a great film.
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The No Brian Friday Choons Fred… Telephones
at 23:14 30 Jan 2026

Best song on a great album by an excellent band.
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Your top 3 films!
at 19:40 29 Jan 2026

I don't want no commies in my car. No Chelsea fans either!
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Your top 3 films!
at 20:11 28 Jan 2026

Groundhog Day is unf*ckwittable. It's deffo top ten for me.
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