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Alternative Planet Swans Awards
at 00:05 3 Oct 2017

Bunny Boiler of the Year (and every year) goes to...drum roll...
Darran Prosser

cue music





(please feel free to give emotional speeches)
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Mikel Merino...
at 18:02 11 Sep 2017

...did one of the most embarrassing, cringeworthy, effeminate, dives I've ever had the misfortune to witness yesterday.
The ref didn't fall for it, no penalty...but no card!?!?!?


The cheat didn't even warrant a mention on Match of the Day either.

Why am I no longer surprised?
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Put yourself in the child's shoes...
at 06:57 31 Aug 2017

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/30/child-in-fostering-row-should-li

...and please share your thoughts,
thank-you.
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Jesus F*cking Christ!
at 13:36 30 Aug 2017

...this is torture.


I have defended the club in the past but they have f*ck all excuses this year.
They have £30m+ burning a hole in their pocket!
...and they have known they would have a shed load of cash come in and they have known who was likely to leave (Siggy and Llorente) ALL FECKING SUMMER


Clement has said he wanted a minimum of 2 signings in and he said so before Llorente was on his way out of the door.
If he hasn't got 3 new players by 11pm tomorrow evening he should walk...I know I will reduce my spend with the club going forward.
This has become a fecking joke.

I'm mad as hell and I'm not taking it anymore
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Abraham's Goal
at 22:46 26 Aug 2017

...was a top class finish.
Nothing lucky about it!

The defender is holding his shirt and trying to lock arms, Tammy out muscles him and powers in behind...he has a fraction of a second to see the cross coming at him (superb pacy low ball by Fer)...and somehow conjures up a side footed volley to finish.
Pure instinct it was, great reactions on the bloke.

He has a shot of going all the way this boy, can see him playing for England at some stage.


(I can't comment on the rest of the game as I didn't see it, just saw the goal on Match Choice though and was impressed)
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Song for Roque Mesa
at 23:34 22 Aug 2017



Da da daa
da da daa
Da da daa
da da daa
da da da da da daaa
da -da da da- da da-da...da daaaaa!
ROQ-UE-MES-A (on the "gonna fly now" bit)

You know it makes sense
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Song for Leroy Fer
at 23:27 22 Aug 2017



"Oh he walks like a pimp on a pitch of Ho's
Scores many goals misses tackles though...
Have you seen Fer?
Tell me have you seen Fer?"






Down arrow away feckers!
[Post edited 22 Aug 23:28]
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Bob Bradley - Tribute
at 01:37 18 Aug 2017

We all remember the footage of Bradley's laughable training sessions, how could we forget.

I want to hear from everybody whoever played football;

1 - A description of the best training drill you ever did (it was fun / repetition genuinely improved your game / You've used it yourself with your kids etc.)

2 - The worst training ground routine you ever did...either because it was the shitest, most last minute, back of a fag packet, lazy arse effort or because it was fantastically pretentious and over complicated.

3 - A description of the biggest c*nt you ever trained with or who trained you.

4 - The coach/manager/teacher who you look back on most fondly.
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Grumpy tw-a-ts
at 08:24 15 Jul 2017

...who is the grumpiest tw-a-t on here?

Discuss.
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Is this country becoming more right wing?
at 23:43 9 Jul 2017

Is this country becoming more right wing?


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Was talking to somebody earlier who was adamant that this country is becoming more right wing (Brexit, Immigration, Media's treatment of Corbyn).
I disagreed but thought I'd poll you lot...
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Vanity
at 00:36 5 Jun 2017

I'll make this brief.

Corbyn does not like 'shoot to kill' on principle. Fair enough.
This puts him at odds with the UK public (especially during these troubled times).
He could adjust his public position on this issue (and on the nuclear strike issue) in order to secure more votes for the Labour party.

It comes down to principles Vs pragmatism, and Corbyn is not prepared to sacrifice his principles on the altar of a Labour victory in the GE.
To me this = Vanity




It strikes me that many of us do the same thing on the subject of Islamic terrorism.
We are not prepared to sacrifice dearly held principles on the altar of our children's futures.
It would seem that it is more important to be able to look at ourselves in the mirror and see somebody staring back that our younger more idealistic selves could be proud of.

Me? I think it is more important to be able to look into my children's eyes in 30 years time and be able to say;
" I did everything I could to ensure that you were able to inherit the kind of safe, stable country that I (and my generation) was fortunate enough to inherit. "




Discuss.
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Relative inequality
at 18:50 5 May 2017

https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/2017/may/03/how-do-britains-highest-earne

What do the contributors to Planet Swans think about the subject?
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Poverty
at 13:53 3 May 2017

Some food for thought...

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/inconvenient-truth-about-food-banks-rich-are-getting-ri

Discuss
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Steve Bannon...
at 00:48 10 Apr 2017

...a bit slow catching up on this stuff.

Bannon made this movie/documentary;


What is the counter argument?
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Name/Number combos
at 00:53 3 Apr 2017

I'm sure you've all noticed someone with a Swans shirt with something like this on the back;

WE
8
CARDIFF


I got to thinking, what are the possibilities and can we come up with one that is vaguely amusing.
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Soundtrack to Brexit
at 22:47 30 Mar 2017

...give us some relevant tunes (contributions from "snowflakes" are welcome)



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This pr*ck Erdogan...
at 23:37 12 Mar 2017

...when are we in the West going to put him back in his box.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/riots-break-out-holland-turkey-10010328
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/12/netherlands-will-pay-the-price-for

...if these people are more loyal to Turkey and Erdogan than the Netherlands what are they doing in Europe?

What should the Netherlands (Germany have a potentially much bigger problem) do about this problem?



This bloke has been on the money all the way along...





... it's about time people on the left of politics started listening to him and formulating policies that address the very real problems, we owe it to our children.
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All time greatest Wales XI (& Subs)
at 10:44 7 Mar 2017

...let's have yours.
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Kyle Naughton
at 22:19 5 Mar 2017

...is he alright?

Looked like his hamstring went to me.



Do we go with Rangel or switch an in form Jack Cork (best he's played all season yesterday for me) there and bring in Leon/Fulton?

Or how about play Cork RB, Carroll DM, Siggy in the centre with Fer, and give Narsingh/Routledge/Ayew a go on the left wing?
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March the 8th
at 01:12 27 Feb 2017

...there will be a 'Women's anti-Trump march' in major US cities such as New York and San Francisco.
You will read about it, watch the scenes on your TV...celebrities will support it and tell you what to think...

Meet the organizers; http://nypost.com/2017/02/25/the-next-womens-march-is-co-organized-by-a-terroris

Rasmea Yousef Odeh - A convicted Palestinian terrorist
Angela Davis - Black Panthers and Stalinist Professor
Tithi Bhattacharya - A Maoist (I shit you not)

The Guardian have printed their manifesto and support them (of course!)...they are calling for "militant resistance" (violence) in the manifesto.

Some celebrity arseholes;
Debra Messing - “RESISTANCE WORKS”
Sarah Silverman - “WAKE UP & JOIN THE RESISTANCE. ONCE THE MILITARY IS W US FASCISTS GET OVERTHROWN. MAD KING & HIS HANDLERS GO BYE BYE.”


Ummm, who are the fascists again?


Anyone else MORE worried by the growing aversion to Democracy than the election of Trump himself?
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