Clement''s decision to pick Abraham and Ayew in midweek has come good today. With what he has at his disposal he's doing his best. The two lads got a taste for scoring and therefore went in to today's match feeling calm.
What are some of the best gags, one liners, anecdotes you've heard?
A mate of mine is an usher soon and has been asked to make a brief speech as due to a bereavement there isn't a best man or father of the bride sadly.
I've been a best man once and have given him some advice like to compliment the bride, but not to get to bogged down in silly stories of piss ups etc.
A good gag I heard was when the best man gave 12 blank keys to 12 male guests....half way through the speech he said the bride had a special request, and that was she had lost her front door key somewhere and could anyone that has found it just come forward during the day....well within seconds all 12 came forward waving their key!!! ( I suppose you had to be there)
Groucho Marx was once a best man and said " never laugh at your wife 's choices....you are one of them!"