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Swansea City - What a lovely club, Steve Cooper, lovely man, isn’t everything gorgeous ?
Monday, 5th Jul 2021 11:08 by David Cornish

As you know we all love Swansea City, and the club and pies, sometimes beer as well. We all agree that Swansea City are magic, it’s so wonderful. We saw fluffy clouds today it was so lovely. When we went out as a big smiley family this morning we couldn’t stop smiling, it was ever so nice.

My neighbour said to me yesterday “ don’t tell anyone but I’ve just washed my underpants” Oh how we laughed, Steve Cooper has washed his underpants in the past as well, he even wore a pair of underpants, or maybe boxers when he last went out smiling and waving to everyone on Swansea beach. He was so happy.

What I thought would be a great idea is to just write about Swansea City, but only after everything was reported, agreed upon by everyone, after a ballot, and then a discussion, and maybe leaving it for a few days to see if everyone agrees it was the right thing to do in the first place. We could then run a site with no opinions, unless it was an agreed opinion, or an opinion that didn’t come from someone who has an opinion, or holds opinions about why we should write about opinions. That could really work out well.

As another fluffy cloud floats by, and the sun peeks its head round a dark nasty cloud of foreboding, that nasty atmospheric, moisture ridden ball of hatred isn’t what I want to see. When I read about bad weather coming and it sort of doesn’t I think, Ha ! That didn’t happen, you got that wrong, and then I write a long letter to Derek the weatherman, how dare he give me information that was partially, only partially incorrect. I would rather he said nothing and left my TV screen BLANK.

I heard someone say something once that prickled my ear lobes, “oooooh” I said, “”Oooooh” he said, “Oooooh” the B&Q employee said ( we were in B&Q) and later on when I thought about it “Ooooh” I thought. I never did say anything in case it really upset someone, and being a lover of complete happiness and fluffy clouds with no opinion in anything you would expect that.

Well, I hope you have enjoyed this story, I’ve really loved writing it, and later on I’m going to write something else but only keep it to myself because clearly 2,500 active subscribers won’t want to hear it. Or is that one or two dissenting voices who think they speak for everyone else ?

Toughie ?


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