| Poo transplant??? 19:00 - Feb 4 with 1735 views | Flynnidine_Zidownes |
I’ve just watched an episode of South Park where Kyles mom gets a poo transplant. This is a procedure where someone else’s poo gets placed in her anus and the result is that she feels much better and looks much younger. All the other women in town then attempt to steal her poop to shove up their own arses to get the same effect. It all comes to a hilarious ending when it turns out they all get bacterial infections from shoving dirty turkey basters up where the sun don’t shine.
Anyway I thought this was just run of the mill South Park toilet humour but upon googling it I discovered that these procedures are an actual thing and people are actually doing it. It’s a growing multi million dollar industry apparently. The “science” (supposedly) behind it is that by inserting the faeces of a healthy person it changes your own micro biome and gives you all the healthy bacteria they have therefore improving your own gut health.
Has anyone on here had this done and how did it go for you?
Also to professor or anyone else may know more about this stuff (I bet fans dad is a reknowned expert in the field too) does this sort of thing actually work? Or is it all pseudoscience guff? |  | | |  |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:23 - Feb 4 with 1720 views | GixerJack |
I tried Yakult once….. that was a load of s**t too |  | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 with 1717 views | Professor |
It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.
Also enhances vaccine responses.
Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:30 - Feb 4 with 1716 views | Flynnidine_Zidownes |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:23 - Feb 4 by GixerJack |
I tried Yakult once….. that was a load of s**t too |
Did you eat it or put it up your bum? | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:57 - Feb 4 with 1694 views | Professor |
Might work then | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 20:46 - Feb 4 with 1667 views | Flynnidine_Zidownes |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 by Professor |
It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.
Also enhances vaccine responses.
Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics |
It sounds fantastic.
How do you get the donors though? Do they get paid for pooing in a jar? | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 21:25 - Feb 4 with 1655 views | Professor |
| Poo transplant??? on 20:46 - Feb 4 by Flynnidine_Zidownes |
It sounds fantastic.
How do you get the donors though? Do they get paid for pooing in a jar? |
For humans that is pretty much the case! For chickens I use intestinal contents from a freshly dead bird. | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 21:34 - Feb 4 with 1645 views | Dr_Winston |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 by Professor |
It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.
Also enhances vaccine responses.
Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics |
Bristol is a lovely city. |  |
| Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. |
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| Poo transplant??? on 21:44 - Feb 4 with 1643 views | Flashberryjack |
After several visits to my doctor, with quite a delicate problem, and no improvement whatsoever.
The next time I went to the surgery, I told the receptionist.
"for all the good these Suppositories are doing, I may as well have stuck them up my arse" |  |
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| Poo transplant??? on 21:48 - Feb 4 with 1630 views | Flynnidine_Zidownes |
| Poo transplant??? on 21:25 - Feb 4 by Professor |
For humans that is pretty much the case! For chickens I use intestinal contents from a freshly dead bird. |
I have never put anything up my arse, it’s always strictly been exit only. But if the benefits are as fantastic as you say I may consider it.
But I draw the line at anything going up my knob. | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 21:59 - Feb 4 with 1625 views | Professor |
| Poo transplant??? on 21:34 - Feb 4 by Dr_Winston |
Bristol is a lovely city. |
Will be out at the Vet School near the airport. Will work from home 75% of the time. Perhaps move when my son finishes school in 2024 but more likely near family in South Wales | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 22:04 - Feb 4 with 1621 views | GixerJack |
👀 I don’t think I should share on a social platform | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 14:35 - Feb 5 with 1545 views | Catullus |
| Poo transplant??? on 22:04 - Feb 4 by GixerJack |
👀 I don’t think I should share on a social platform |
Both then!
Aren't people on here already full of poo? At least some if us anyway!
You've never put anything up.....I had really bad constipation once, REALLY bad, I'll leave it to your imagination but like Gixer, I wont actually share  | |
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| Poo transplant??? on 18:28 - Feb 5 with 1524 views | onehunglow |
| Poo transplant??? on 21:59 - Feb 4 by Professor |
Will be out at the Vet School near the airport. Will work from home 75% of the time. Perhaps move when my son finishes school in 2024 but more likely near family in South Wales |
Gonna miss you.
We need more Wirral Jacks | |
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| Poo transplant??? on 18:30 - Feb 5 with 1521 views | onehunglow |
| Poo transplant??? on 21:48 - Feb 4 by Flynnidine_Zidownes |
I have never put anything up my arse, it’s always strictly been exit only. But if the benefits are as fantastic as you say I may consider it.
But I draw the line at anything going up my knob. |
Dont know what you're missing.
Dont be scared
Dont get piles | |
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| Poo transplant??? on 20:22 - Feb 5 with 1497 views | Flynnidine_Zidownes |
| Poo transplant??? on 18:30 - Feb 5 by onehunglow |
Dont know what you're missing.
Dont be scared
Dont get piles |
You flirt. I’m not that sort of boy. | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 20:31 - Feb 5 with 1495 views | onehunglow |
Always use an applicator and not fingers. | |
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| Poo transplant??? on 14:50 - Feb 8 with 1307 views | Flynnidine_Zidownes |
Look is anybody going to buy my shit or not? I’ve been holding it in for three days. | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 18:16 - Feb 8 with 1270 views | KeithHaynes |
| Poo transplant??? on 19:29 - Feb 4 by Professor |
It remarkably works.
I have spent 300k on your lovely taxes developing this for chickens in the last few years. I’m moving to Bristol Uni in the summer to better develop it. Improves health, reduces infections and blocks transmission of important foodborne bugs found in chicken. Trying to turn it into a useable product with an artificial transplant mix that can be delivered in water, food or spray.
Also enhances vaccine responses.
Yakult is pretty rubbish though. Unless you have diarrhoea or been on heavy antibiotics |
Is that UWE prof ?
I worked with them on numerous things over the years.
Fantastic area. |  |
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| Poo transplant??? on 20:49 - Feb 8 with 1247 views | Professor |
| Poo transplant??? on 18:16 - Feb 8 by KeithHaynes |
Is that UWE prof ?
I worked with them on numerous things over the years.
Fantastic area. |
Nope.
The University of Bristol. At the Vet School (Langford) out past the airport.
About 15 mins off the M5 | | | |
| Poo transplant??? on 13:53 - Feb 9 with 1200 views | KeithHaynes |
| Poo transplant??? on 20:49 - Feb 8 by Professor |
Nope.
The University of Bristol. At the Vet School (Langford) out past the airport.
About 15 mins off the M5 |
As I said lovely area, I recommend a move immediately 👠| |
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