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Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 394842 viewsDiscodroid

state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.



evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.

and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.




musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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Random irritations.. on 12:40 - Jun 25 with 3789 viewsTheChef

Random irritations.. on 12:36 - Jun 25 by loftboy

Driving round the M25 this morning to visit my parents , At one point there’s 4 lanes and three of them have HGV’s side by side doing the same speed effectively reducing the motorway to one lane. Then when it did clear a woman sat in lane 3 doing 60 when the two inside lanes were clear.


It's amazing how many people do not know how to drive on motorways. It should be a mandatory part of the driving test.

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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Random irritations.. on 18:21 - Jun 25 with 3733 viewsDorse

Random irritations.. on 12:39 - Jun 25 by loftus77

This - definitely. Clunky, un-cooperative, heavy. I start off every time with good intentions and within 2 minutes I want to hurl the b*stard through the window. I wouldn't I might add- he's over-priced also...



'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 09:44 - Jun 26 with 3676 viewsMickS

The riser/recliner chair adverts during Tipping Point featuring people that don’t require tipping chairs, especially the bloke who is off to play golf.
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Random irritations.. on 13:40 - Jun 26 with 3625 viewsloftboy

The made up word “staycation” no you’re not holidaying at home you’re just not going away you dumb Fûck

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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Random irritations.. on 16:48 - Jun 26 with 3594 viewsizlingtonhoop

Random irritations.. on 13:40 - Jun 26 by loftboy

The made up word “staycation” no you’re not holidaying at home you’re just not going away you dumb Fûck


All words are made up.
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Random irritations.. on 23:18 - Jun 27 with 3542 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Online ordering irritations number 2,000,000,000,000...

1- Online shops that offer you too few lines for your postal address when ordering.

2- When I subscribe to the QPR streaming my home county seems to default to 'Avon' every time.
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Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Random irritations.. on 00:15 - Jun 28 with 3510 viewsqprxtc

Those times when, no matter how much or what time you started, you can’t get pissed. You’re just in the edge but no release.

Other times just a sniff of alcohol and you’re freaking out and howling at the moon.

Tonight is one of the former. Been at it since the game started and the brain is functioning and making sense. Cobblers.

Then there’s erectile dysfunction.
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Random irritations.. on 12:57 - Jul 12 with 3369 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Bloody flying ants!

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Random irritations.. on 13:02 - Jul 12 with 3363 viewsWatford_Ranger

A beautiful spin delivery catching the batsman plum LBW and it’s not given on review due to the umpire’s call.
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Random irritations.. on 13:37 - Jul 12 with 3329 viewsMickS

Random irritations.. on 12:57 - Jul 12 by CliveWilsonSaid

Bloody flying ants!


Must be flying ant day; thankfully hatched and off in 2 hours.
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Random irritations.. on 18:12 - Jul 12 with 3260 viewsloftboy

Random irritations.. on 13:37 - Jul 12 by MickS

Must be flying ant day; thankfully hatched and off in 2 hours.


I’m at work this evening, must have had hundreds hit my windscreen so far.

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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Random irritations.. on 04:42 - Jul 13 with 3202 viewsisawqpratwcity

Random irritations.. on 18:12 - Jul 12 by loftboy

I’m at work this evening, must have had hundreds hit my windscreen so far.


On the Loft For Flying Ants "Random Causes of Hundreds of Deaths" thread, some-one has just posted "Loftboy's windscreen".

Poll: Deaths of Thatcher and Mandela this year: Sad or Glad?

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Random irritations.. on 07:35 - Jul 13 with 3170 viewsJuzzie

Estate agents. More than an irritation.
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Random irritations.. on 13:01 - Jul 17 with 3104 viewsR_from_afar

My boss and I agreed that I would work with an external research and advisory company we have a subscription with to get their thoughts on the draft of an important, strategic article we were planning to publish for customers and prospects to see.

The plan was agreed with one and all, and per that plan, the external research and advisory company provided its feedback, in detail and on time, today.

So, I passed that feedback on to the colleague who drafted the article.

Imagine my surprise when he responded: "Oh, we already published that". He then tried to give the impression that he could time travel, because he said the published version already contains some of the external research and advisory company's feedback.

That got me thinking: If my colleague has mastered the rather elusive art of time travel, why is he wasting that superpower working in the marketing department of a medium sized software company?

To make matters worse, the analyst at the external research and advisory company who provided the feedback is a global authority on the technology in question and influences and advises organisations which buy said technology. Great. I wonder what he will think if he notices that piece we were so keen to get his input on was published before he provided it.

Honestly, words fail me

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Random irritations.. on 10:00 - Jul 18 with 3033 viewsstevec

Finding out what the GoCompare bloke looks like.

I still haven’t got over the unmasking of Kendo Nagasaki. A national outrage.
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Random irritations.. on 21:28 - Jul 19 with 2977 viewsqprxtc

I caught my penis in my flies one time. It took ages to get it free, thought it was forever, almost called my mum to free me, got free Without parental intervention. Had a scabby knob for weeks.
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Random irritations.. on 23:12 - Jul 19 with 2955 viewsMrSheen

Random irritations.. on 10:00 - Jul 18 by stevec

Finding out what the GoCompare bloke looks like.

I still haven’t got over the unmasking of Kendo Nagasaki. A national outrage.


Kendo Nagasaki! Came from Crewe!

My current irritation...”unpack”
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Random irritations.. on 08:00 - Jul 23 with 2845 viewsstevec

No, let’s not talk about leaky bladders.
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Random irritations.. on 08:09 - Jul 23 with 2841 viewsMetallica_Hoop

'lecktric scooters.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Random irritations.. on 09:22 - Jul 23 with 2803 viewsMick_S

Random irritations.. on 08:09 - Jul 23 by Metallica_Hoop

'lecktric scooters.


The great thing about them is that the oiks can choose whichever side of the road they prefer to ride them on.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Random irritations.. on 15:13 - Jul 24 with 2744 viewsjohann28

Random irritations.. on 09:22 - Jul 23 by Mick_S

The great thing about them is that the oiks can choose whichever side of the road they prefer to ride them on.


How fk g true. Was within a couple of feet of running over one of the fkrs going the wrong way down a one way street. Honked and yelled in sheer frustration, got a volley of abuse in response. There is no hope.
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Random irritations.. on 16:59 - Jul 25 with 2659 viewsDorse

The 'get go'.

Whoever is responsible for this should be bummed by Stinky the LFW rhinoceros.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Random irritations.. on 09:40 - Jul 26 with 2615 viewsMickS

Random irritations.. on 16:59 - Jul 25 by Dorse

The 'get go'.

Whoever is responsible for this should be bummed by Stinky the LFW rhinoceros.


Yes.

Weather men/women that say “back to the here and now”

“Famous” people that insist on being interviewed in front of their heaving bookshelves. You must be so clever.
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Random irritations.. on 10:10 - Jul 26 with 2598 viewsdannyblue

Random irritations.. on 13:01 - Jul 17 by R_from_afar

My boss and I agreed that I would work with an external research and advisory company we have a subscription with to get their thoughts on the draft of an important, strategic article we were planning to publish for customers and prospects to see.

The plan was agreed with one and all, and per that plan, the external research and advisory company provided its feedback, in detail and on time, today.

So, I passed that feedback on to the colleague who drafted the article.

Imagine my surprise when he responded: "Oh, we already published that". He then tried to give the impression that he could time travel, because he said the published version already contains some of the external research and advisory company's feedback.

That got me thinking: If my colleague has mastered the rather elusive art of time travel, why is he wasting that superpower working in the marketing department of a medium sized software company?

To make matters worse, the analyst at the external research and advisory company who provided the feedback is a global authority on the technology in question and influences and advises organisations which buy said technology. Great. I wonder what he will think if he notices that piece we were so keen to get his input on was published before he provided it.

Honestly, words fail me


Gartner
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Random irritations.. on 09:17 - Aug 11 with 2471 viewsRamseyR

Ryanair sending me notifications to my phone about their latest sale, flight releases etc.

How about you refund me for the flights we had to cancel in May first... you fcukers
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