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The Commonwealth Games. 09:05 - Jul 16 with 14685 viewsDiscodroid

Really looking forward to this well respected showcase of world class athletics in the ampitheatre of dreams and human movement in and around Motherwell.

a cavalcade of excellence with sprinters from Bangledesh looking to hone their explosive power in preperation for their future duels with the Jamaicans.
* news reaches me ,via telegram, that Their number one sprinter ran sandy from crossroads to distant second in just under 48.1113 sec in the 60 meter 'dash' recently .(*source 'the Poona Observer')

we have the powerlifters from kiribati exploring avant garde clean and jerk techqniques (some times lifting the weight of a charles hawtree) safe in the knowledge its only a matter of time when they topple the superheavy weights from the ukraine.


there is much conjecture and indeed excitement here in my office, that the 400 meter runner from brunei darussalam is targeting alf tuppers (brindlington-by-the-shithole, uk) record set in 1874 (* 16 min, 21.23 seconds), when he ran in boots made of exotic materials discoverd by dr livingstone on his expidetion of the zambezi lowlands and studs made of a borax compound .*(tiffin was taken at the 200 meter mark).


As if this isnt enough hot to trot colonial fun, we have born again anti christ and 47 year old fin haired jonathon edwards , iwen 'diablo' thomas and chief aufseherinnen claire balding , exploding into pleasures hither to unknown to the rest of the human race when a shot putter from sierra leone incases the shot put with dry ice , fertiliser and self tapping screws.

see you all at broadgate , central london, where we can catch it all , as it happens, on the newly erected big screen.

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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The Commonwealth Games. on 11:16 - Jul 29 with 1584 viewsDiscodroid

just heard claire balding deliver the line in the style of don logan...."and now over to the wrestling, arena, roman, strictly greco ..."

before being transported to a tormenting apparition and battle royale between two mick mcmanus clad tuk tuk drivers from ambalangoda.

are we not entertained.

"not the ears"
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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The Commonwealth Games. on 14:11 - Jul 29 with 1538 viewsAntti_Heinola

The Commonwealth Games. on 10:07 - Jul 29 by Discodroid

i didnt know that, even more incredible and heart warming.

a very special , brave, courageous girl.

the para olympics or indeed any guise it takes is inspirational beyond words and i doff my cap to all participants .far braver than i.
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it was pretty clear you didn't know that, Disco - your amusing prickishness tipped over into just plain prickishness in that initial post about her.

Bare bones.

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The Commonwealth Games. on 14:28 - Jul 29 with 1530 viewsDiscodroid

The Commonwealth Games. on 14:11 - Jul 29 by Antti_Heinola

it was pretty clear you didn't know that, Disco - your amusing prickishness tipped over into just plain prickishness in that initial post about her.


i thank you annti, i thought it was a stunning achievement and a wonderful story of will and bravery .

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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The Commonwealth Games. on 15:25 - Jul 29 with 1516 viewsAntti_Heinola

The Commonwealth Games. on 14:28 - Jul 29 by Discodroid

i thank you annti, i thought it was a stunning achievement and a wonderful story of will and bravery .


:)

Bare bones.

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The Commonwealth Games. on 09:09 - Aug 2 with 1456 viewsDiscodroid

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. clare balding lesbian Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion being repelled by usain blots "a bit shit " comment. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate, through which athletes from sierra leone with ebola pass thru and claim asylum.... All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.


ahh gabby yorath!!! , if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.... events so slow they could have said never to have existed at all.

or something like that.

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if only the bbc could commit more time, coverage , staff and licence fee cash to the commonwealth games, wimbledon and glastonbury, i for one, would happily endorse a 500% year on year increase to the miserly £150 we pay now.
[Post edited 2 Aug 2014 9:12]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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The Commonwealth Games. on 12:35 - Aug 15 with 1336 viewsDiscodroid

ive just heard on bbc essex, that athletes participating in thescottish commonwealth games from sierra leone are still unaccounted for and some have claimed asylum.

being that this has happened in 2002 , 2006 but none in 2010 (dehli they didnt fancy that one) can we assume one of their main training techniques are to apply for political asylum in host countries (not india of course) from gun to tape in under 3.567 seconds.

one can only think they should apply this voracious dedication to actual sport thus improving there somewhat mediocre showing in the medal tables.

and why is scotland more appealing than india?

and arent any warning flags raised when they want to send a team of 200 'athlete's for the lawn bowles??
[Post edited 15 Aug 2014 12:48]

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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The Commonwealth Games. on 13:11 - Aug 15 with 1315 viewsPommyhoop

The Commonwealth Games. on 12:35 - Aug 15 by Discodroid

ive just heard on bbc essex, that athletes participating in thescottish commonwealth games from sierra leone are still unaccounted for and some have claimed asylum.

being that this has happened in 2002 , 2006 but none in 2010 (dehli they didnt fancy that one) can we assume one of their main training techniques are to apply for political asylum in host countries (not india of course) from gun to tape in under 3.567 seconds.

one can only think they should apply this voracious dedication to actual sport thus improving there somewhat mediocre showing in the medal tables.

and why is scotland more appealing than india?

and arent any warning flags raised when they want to send a team of 200 'athlete's for the lawn bowles??
[Post edited 15 Aug 2014 12:48]


just lol

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