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strange pub 08:46 - Apr 8 with 2289 viewsdistortR

well, disappointed to miss Karl's kids as mascots last night, I presumed the normal pubs would have the match on, but no, the golf and, on one second screen, the rugby league took precedent. Not a sport we play on the island, but hey ho.

Eventually found a pub willing to put it on, though it took 10 minutes to work out how. Compensated by a cracking view over the harbour, watched the fishing boats coming in accompanied by really cheap beer.

But what an aural delight the pub was. Jukebox broken, so playing someone's mix, going from hardcore to neil diamond. In front of me the screen and the commentary. To the right, some bloke trying to attract a woman over to the island, "said I'd be effing honest all the way, done time....................right now? we'd be in bed". Irish music session to my left and down the stairs a bit.

Anyway, at one stage this came on, what a tune

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strange pub on 08:54 - Apr 8 with 2268 views18StoneOfHoop

KARL mE OLD SWEATY MUCKER.
YOU MUST DO EXACTLY AS I SAY:
"YOU MUST UPLOAD TO lfw TOUT-DE-SUITE ASAP
PICTURES OF YOUR WEE BAIRN NIPPERS AS HOOPS MASCOTS
aRE THEY ALL GINGERS? IF NOT WHY NOT?
ARE YOU NO'FEEDING THEM RIGHT?
NOT ENOUGH PORRIDGE
SMOKIES AND BLOATERS
TUNNOCKS WAFERS
MARS BARS IN BATTER
WASHED DOWN BY LASHINGS OF IRN-BRU"

@2:00


now move yerself!
The whole LFW Brother and Nix hood are agog and impatient to see your proud young scots clad in the hoops
I've put a fiver @ 3-1 on that at least one of yer pickney has no teeth seeing
as you greedy jilly jockos eat more sweets than any other European nation.
[Post edited 8 Apr 2017 9:37]

'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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strange pub on 09:08 - Apr 8 with 2233 viewsdistortR

strange pub on 08:54 - Apr 8 by 18StoneOfHoop

KARL mE OLD SWEATY MUCKER.
YOU MUST DO EXACTLY AS I SAY:
"YOU MUST UPLOAD TO lfw TOUT-DE-SUITE ASAP
PICTURES OF YOUR WEE BAIRN NIPPERS AS HOOPS MASCOTS
aRE THEY ALL GINGERS? IF NOT WHY NOT?
ARE YOU NO'FEEDING THEM RIGHT?
NOT ENOUGH PORRIDGE
SMOKIES AND BLOATERS
TUNNOCKS WAFERS
MARS BARS IN BATTER
WASHED DOWN BY LASHINGS OF IRN-BRU"

@2:00


now move yerself!
The whole LFW Brother and Nix hood are agog and impatient to see your proud young scots clad in the hoops
I've put a fiver @ 3-1 on that at least one of yer pickney has no teeth seeing
as you greedy jilly jockos eat more sweets than any other European nation.
[Post edited 8 Apr 2017 9:37]


hmmm, that should persuade him!
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strange pub on 09:25 - Apr 8 with 2207 viewskarl

strange pub on 09:08 - Apr 8 by distortR

hmmm, that should persuade him!


Haha, 18 stone I'm just disappointed there aren't the usual accompanying videos, maybe a Jimmy Krankie or the like!😀
I honestly don't know how to put up pictures but son went out with Ned and daughter with Massimo for those interested.
Have to say the club were great and kids loved it, had an hour on the pitch with two enthusiastic coaches, Ollie spoke to them and shook their hands, all players had their photos with the kids.
Well done to the club!
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strange pub on 09:34 - Apr 8 with 2190 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

strange pub on 08:54 - Apr 8 by 18StoneOfHoop

KARL mE OLD SWEATY MUCKER.
YOU MUST DO EXACTLY AS I SAY:
"YOU MUST UPLOAD TO lfw TOUT-DE-SUITE ASAP
PICTURES OF YOUR WEE BAIRN NIPPERS AS HOOPS MASCOTS
aRE THEY ALL GINGERS? IF NOT WHY NOT?
ARE YOU NO'FEEDING THEM RIGHT?
NOT ENOUGH PORRIDGE
SMOKIES AND BLOATERS
TUNNOCKS WAFERS
MARS BARS IN BATTER
WASHED DOWN BY LASHINGS OF IRN-BRU"

@2:00


now move yerself!
The whole LFW Brother and Nix hood are agog and impatient to see your proud young scots clad in the hoops
I've put a fiver @ 3-1 on that at least one of yer pickney has no teeth seeing
as you greedy jilly jockos eat more sweets than any other European nation.
[Post edited 8 Apr 2017 9:37]


I had the pleasure of meeting Karl's family yesterday I can confirm that his kids are a credit to him.
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strange pub on 09:47 - Apr 8 with 2160 viewskarl

strange pub on 09:34 - Apr 8 by BazzaInTheLoft

I had the pleasure of meeting Karl's family yesterday I can confirm that his kids are a credit to him.


Good to meet up again Baz (and the missus!).
The lack of ginger hair is however a family embarrassment
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strange pub on 10:17 - Apr 8 with 2130 views18StoneOfHoop

strange pub on 09:25 - Apr 8 by karl

Haha, 18 stone I'm just disappointed there aren't the usual accompanying videos, maybe a Jimmy Krankie or the like!😀
I honestly don't know how to put up pictures but son went out with Ned and daughter with Massimo for those interested.
Have to say the club were great and kids loved it, had an hour on the pitch with two enthusiastic coaches, Ollie spoke to them and shook their hands, all players had their photos with the kids.
Well done to the club!


Outside chance of putting pix up on here later, then karl?
Tactical or Juzzie are good and clear at patiently explaining how to upload photos on to here.

'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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strange pub on 10:21 - Apr 8 with 2121 viewskarl

strange pub on 10:17 - Apr 8 by 18StoneOfHoop

Outside chance of putting pix up on here later, then karl?
Tactical or Juzzie are good and clear at patiently explaining how to upload photos on to here.


If it was easy then I would but don't use any outside pichosts or the like, I have put a couple on my Facebook page if theres a way of putting them up here?
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strange pub on 10:42 - Apr 8 with 2088 views18StoneOfHoop

strange pub on 10:21 - Apr 8 by karl

If it was easy then I would but don't use any outside pichosts or the like, I have put a couple on my Facebook page if theres a way of putting them up here?


It should deffo be possible/feasible..try putting the question to LFW 'support'
[Post edited 8 Apr 2017 12:28]

'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.." Love,Peace and Fook Chelski! More like 20StoneOfHoop now. Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner. Pass the cake and pies please.

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strange pub on 19:08 - Apr 10 with 1757 viewsFredManRave

strange pub on 09:25 - Apr 8 by karl

Haha, 18 stone I'm just disappointed there aren't the usual accompanying videos, maybe a Jimmy Krankie or the like!😀
I honestly don't know how to put up pictures but son went out with Ned and daughter with Massimo for those interested.
Have to say the club were great and kids loved it, had an hour on the pitch with two enthusiastic coaches, Ollie spoke to them and shook their hands, all players had their photos with the kids.
Well done to the club!


Come on then, who did you get to go out with?!

In all seriousness it sounds like a great day all round until the ref blew the bloody whistle for the start of the game!

One final thing, regarding uploading photos, you remember when you were a kid and you had to explain to your old man about how to work the video recorder....

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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