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Conifa update.............. 07:28 - Jun 9 with 4613 viewsdistortR

Well, for those of you remotely interested, there is now a schism in the conifa family..............

Ellan Vannin were knocked out on the final day of the group stages by a 'surprising' 8 goal swing, which included them losing 2 - 0 to barawa.

Turns out barawa's star on the day, made 1 scored 1, is a full Libyan international and was a very late call-up, so late that he shouldn't be playing in the competition.

on finding this out, the IOM lodged an appeal, as you would, conifa turned it down on spurious grounds and our lot stormed off, taking their ball with them and refusing to play their best of the worst match.

conifa have now booted the IOM out of their confederation. Splitters!

I imagine the numbers can be made up by mother Russia annexing another area of someone else's country and entering them, alongside Donetsk and south ossetia
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Conifa update.............. on 10:04 - Jun 9 with 4508 viewsDorse

Wait till Lower Slobövia face Alfgarnetstan in the semis. That's a real grudge match after they went through with a disputed penalty against Och McGoolie.
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Conifa update.............. on 10:14 - Jun 9 with 4494 viewssmegma

Isle of Man were kicked out for having a sexist name and their keeper had three legs.
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Conifa update.............. on 10:23 - Jun 9 with 4480 viewsWatford_Ranger

Going to the final later. Should be mad with a load of Cypriots and Eastern Europeans on either side.
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Conifa update.............. on 11:40 - Jun 9 with 4418 viewsFDC

FURTHER UPDATE

Dry weather is playing havoc

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Conifa update.............. on 11:49 - Jun 9 with 4398 viewsBoston

Conifa update.............. on 10:14 - Jun 9 by smegma

Isle of Man were kicked out for having a sexist name and their keeper had three legs.


No man is an island.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Conifa update.............. on 13:23 - Jun 9 with 4328 viewssmegma

Conifa update.............. on 11:49 - Jun 9 by Boston

No man is an island.


What about ex Villa player Stephen Ireland??
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Conifa update.............. on 16:29 - Jun 9 with 4235 viewsDannyPaddox

Conifa update.............. on 11:49 - Jun 9 by Boston

No man is an island.


Tell that to Archie Pelago.
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Conifa update.............. on 20:07 - Jun 9 with 4129 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Conifa update.............. on 11:49 - Jun 9 by Boston

No man is an island.


Luis Fago?

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Conifa update.............. on 01:32 - Jun 10 with 4023 viewstimcocking

Conifa update.............. on 20:07 - Jun 9 by CliveWilsonSaid

Luis Fago?


Poor...
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Conifa update.............. on 05:49 - Jun 10 with 4001 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Conifa update.............. on 13:23 - Jun 9 by smegma

What about ex Villa player Stephen Ireland??


That’s hairlarious!

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk Nous sommes L’occitane Rs!

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Conifa update.............. on 10:29 - Jun 10 with 3905 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Conifa update.............. on 01:32 - Jun 10 by timcocking

Poor...


Your lucky. I nearly put Shaun Wight Phillips!

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Conifa update.............. on 14:37 - Jun 10 with 3836 viewsBrixtonR

Conifa update.............. on 11:49 - Jun 9 by Boston

No man is an island.


I am I'm Ibiza :-)
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Conifa update.............. on 15:34 - Jun 10 with 3801 viewsBoston

Conifa update.............. on 14:37 - Jun 10 by BrixtonR

I am I'm Ibiza :-)


Don’t be Scilly. Anyway I note another controversy on the horizon, the next competition has been awarded to Traffic Island and there’s rumours that Coral Reef are going to be allowed in.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Conifa update.............. on 20:42 - Oct 13 with 3327 viewskarl

Delighted to reveal that Orkney have been invited to join CONIFA, it would add a definite sweetness to replace the primadonnas from the Irish Sea....

Don't know what membership fully entails at the moment, or if it is something we'll actually go through with, but is certainly interesting
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Conifa update.............. on 20:57 - Oct 13 with 3299 viewscolinallcars

Conifa update.............. on 11:49 - Jun 9 by Boston

No man is an island.


He's a peninsula
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Conifa update.............. on 21:11 - Oct 13 with 3275 viewsDannyPaddox

No man is an island update 🌴

Penguin infested Tristan explodes the myth yet again.

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Conifa update.............. on 23:35 - Oct 13 with 3168 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Conifa update.............. on 21:11 - Oct 13 by DannyPaddox

No man is an island update 🌴

Penguin infested Tristan explodes the myth yet again.

[Post edited 13 Oct 2018 21:20]




I quite like the name Tristan. You can always trust a Tristan!

I also used to know someone called Tristram. Which is interesting.
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Conifa update.............. on 23:44 - Oct 13 with 3146 viewsDavieQPR

Conifa update.............. on 23:35 - Oct 13 by CliveWilsonSaid



I quite like the name Tristan. You can always trust a Tristan!

I also used to know someone called Tristram. Which is interesting.
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Not really there are hundreds at Fulham ( Penguins only on School re- unions).
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Conifa update.............. on 23:53 - Oct 13 with 3137 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Conifa update.............. on 23:44 - Oct 13 by DavieQPR

Not really there are hundreds at Fulham ( Penguins only on School re- unions).


That's the funniest thing.

Tristrams nickname was Dog. For good reason.

He's the furthest thing from a Fulham fan you're ever likely to meet.

Although he did like singing in a choir.
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Conifa update.............. on 03:26 - Oct 14 with 3057 viewsozranger

Conifa update.............. on 20:42 - Oct 13 by karl

Delighted to reveal that Orkney have been invited to join CONIFA, it would add a definite sweetness to replace the primadonnas from the Irish Sea....

Don't know what membership fully entails at the moment, or if it is something we'll actually go through with, but is certainly interesting


I see they haven't added you to the map on the web site.

Speaking of CONIFA, I wonder if the Basque Country will be added as well. On Friday they defeated (what is left of) Venezuela 4-2 although, according to BBC, their motives are rather different as they want to join FIFA and UEFA. Not sure how.
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Conifa update.............. on 08:45 - Oct 14 with 2960 viewsdistortR

Conifa update.............. on 20:42 - Oct 13 by karl

Delighted to reveal that Orkney have been invited to join CONIFA, it would add a definite sweetness to replace the primadonnas from the Irish Sea....

Don't know what membership fully entails at the moment, or if it is something we'll actually go through with, but is certainly interesting


that's like going to a Jam gig and finding out that they've pulled out and been replaced by your local pub band!

Personally i think the IOM team enacted a classic Chris Bass flounce, some of the teams competing can't be expected to have the organisation of the iom or, I'm sure, Orkney.

Does this mean we can look forward to you lot being annexed by Russia, though? Just who is funding the Scottish independence movement. hmmmmmm?
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Conifa update.............. on 11:40 - Oct 14 with 2859 viewsDannyPaddox

Conifa update.............. on 20:42 - Oct 13 by karl

Delighted to reveal that Orkney have been invited to join CONIFA, it would add a definite sweetness to replace the primadonnas from the Irish Sea....

Don't know what membership fully entails at the moment, or if it is something we'll actually go through with, but is certainly interesting


I'm wondering what the official Orkney alternative World Cup song would be.

In attack they played a three
And soon they won a penalty
And from the spot they took a kick
But in the mud the ball did stick


Is as far as I've got.

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Conifa update.............. on 12:16 - Oct 14 with 2838 viewsTearsofrage

Received angry e-mail from Fulham associate "Re Conifa update I am livid that scurrilous QPR supporters are labelling our fans as "Tristrams". This is taking abuse too far when everyone knows we are TARQUINS!
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