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My First Match thread for about 5 years and As Christmas is fast approaching like Pietro Mennea on Alan Wells Shoulder in the last 5 meters of the 200, I'm Just now back from my christmas shopping at the wine factory on Leigh on sea Broadway.
The sights i witnessed on my christmas shop sickened this poster, seeing the commercialised credo, Mantra and doctrines of christmas in England 2018.
To Counteract being soaked in the religion of consumerism i chose to Celebrate the birth of Christ , the King of kings, and the true meaning of christmas by purchasing 2 crates of Lone star Lager, 28 bottles of superbock, 6 bottles of remedial vodka, 1 value whiskey, 2 icelandic Gin and a bottle of monkey Shoulder rum.
This should cover the Christmas comedown period and negate the 1000 yard stare of the mother in law on Boxing Day and the inane patter of my West Ham Brother in law , signing songs about Frankie Lampard senior falling over at Elland Road whlie he's rassed to sweet fcuk on his 3 for a fiver Asda craft ales. The C unt.
On top of that, The Local Roofer has dropped off 6 wraps of flake cut Bugle and 5 bottles of liquid gold Amyl nitrate, 24 x 150 mg tabs of Viagra plus a dozen micky mills and some vintage VHS mid 90's Gonzo Porn from Ben Dover. £800 all fu cking in.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the kids I wouldn't fu cking bother.. Just to see their faces light up on christmas morning when they catch their daddy under the tree at 5.30 am out of his canister shagging the Milk Tray into a pulp in sexual Synchronicity to the haunting and hypnotic christmas anthem of steel eye spans 'gaudet', makes it all worthwhile.
3-0 To the Hoops To kick start the pre christmas jolly up.
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 09:19 - Dec 15 with 6807 views
Well from over the rim of my morning cuppa whilst thumbing through a copy of model railways for beginners I predict 1-2 sadly as a qpr depression lurks on the horizon
It must be these grey mornings and the weather forecast for today
In the bastion of consumerism and good will to all paying customers that is the Dorse Industries Olde Muscial Curiosity Shoppe Of Delights (est 2016), there is a feeling of sullen dread in the face of the advent of Pulisball, much like watching the Mordor march-past celebrating Saint Sauron's Day. It is also freezing and pissing down which just adds to the ambience.
Without Cameron, our back four is going to be under more pressure than usual but Pulis's dark minions do tend to favour head tennis. A lot will depend on how we can use the ball on the deck, especially as Hemed is out too.
Still, it's nearly Christmas and all that. And remember, every time a Chelsea fan says something racist, an angel gets their wings. Gawd bless us, one an' all.
8-0 QPR
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 11:12 - Dec 15 with 6644 views
With no Angel and Cameron a defeat looks likely but this is rangers an unlikely 2-2 draw with Darnell equalising in the 95th minute...I knew I started on the sauce too early,,,,
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 11:44 - Dec 15 with 6582 views
i Forgot to say in my op But if anyone mentions The word 'Br*x*t' in todays Match Thread, can you arrange to have their displaced head nailed to the mast on a deep sea fishing expedition to the flemish cap, where sex starved pox ridden fisherman will knock out their teeth with a Harpoon and then use their soft bloody gums as a fu ck pot and loading bay for their omega-3 fatty acid mackerel rich harry monk.
Respectfully Yours etc etc,
Glenn
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."
QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 11:44 - Dec 15 by Discodroids
FAO. Clive,
i Forgot to say in my op But if anyone mentions The word 'Br*x*t' in todays Match Thread, can you arrange to have their displaced head nailed to the mast on a deep sea fishing expedition to the flemish cap, where sex starved pox ridden fisherman will knock out their teeth with a Harpoon and then use their soft bloody gums as a fu ck pot and loading bay for their omega-3 fatty acid mackerel rich harry monk.
Respectfully Yours etc etc,
Glenn
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I had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibot was so good....you won't getting that after 'Br*x*t'
blasphemer! you're only making it worse for yourself How could it get any worse
I honestly don't know why i paid tens of Thousands of Pounds, (in the wilderness years as a non marine reinsurance broker),to Fem Doms above Robert Dyas in Leadenhall Market to agitate and distress me with their coarse salts, unlubed twiglets and Late 18th Century reproduction strap fleurs-de-lys blackened wood carved Phallus, when for free all i had to do was see cousins name on the team sheet for the same results.
Shame, as like jordan Mutch, i was really happy as larry when we bought him.
Also think it's high time to unleash the kraken and give Bright Osayi-Samuel a run in the first 11.
"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."
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QPR V Middlesbrough . Christmas Match Thread. on 14:52 - Dec 15 with 5955 views
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