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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. 16:26 - Dec 20 with 3592 viewsDiscodroids

Finished work for the christmas Holidays so now my thoughts turn to christmas day with the family. For me, I'll be round the mother in-laws in chigwell Christmas Day, and consequently, will have to spend all day with a Belcher chain and Lacoste v neck jumper wearing brother in law, whose the biggest Lairy West ham c unt from woodford, i've ever had the misfortune to have met..and the competition has been fierce in this department.

He looks at QPR, As do most West Ham Fans, in the same manner as van Leeuwenhoek did when he first looked through a microscope and saw an amoeba. Their event horizon arrogance always astounds me. Always.

The bonus is that his daughter is now 21 and a professional ballerina and singer , 5ft 11 with flowing red hair , an english rose ..and the sweet bitch will insist on doing her exercises right in front of me in skin tight leggings so i can see the shape of her ambrosial vagimosis. Tormenting the living f uck out of me.

The attention seeking cu nt won't eat properly though and the family will all fawn round her and break into applause if she manages to nibble at roast tatty. Ponces. You can see her fu cking ribs through her tops which turns me right on. So Much so I've been watching belsen hags taking a robust length up the tata box on pornhub .com on heavy rotation.

just what old bing crosby would have wanted i reckon, rather than that pretentious cu nt bowie coming round on xmas day and asking him all those personal questions about his butler, playing his f ucking piano and acting like he's best muckers with Sir Fu cking Percival.



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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:41 - Dec 20 with 2588 viewsloftboy

Lay in first and foremost, Christmas Eve will be my 8th straight shift delivering groceries over the capital including today 10 Downing Street. Have to get up at 4:45 every day so R &R is the order of the day, my partners mum will be joining us Christmas Eve and as she’s German we will be partaking in a German Christmas that night.

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:44 - Dec 20 with 2577 viewsDiscodroids

Not down the East Ham Working mens Club for a beer Rob?. Seeing the Boys i hope?.
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:48 - Dec 20 with 2562 viewsloftboy

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:44 - Dec 20 by Discodroids

Not down the East Ham Working mens Club for a beer Rob?. Seeing the Boys i hope?.
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I saw my two younger boys and daughter last week, their mum brought them down to we my mum and dad and I took them out for the day, they are spending Xmas at home up north and will be joined by my eldest son, it’s his birthday on the the 5th jan so he’s coming to me that weekend and we’re going to the Leeds game.
Still haven’t been in the working men’s club since I’ve moved over, usually go up to the millers well in Eastham if I drink round here, which isn’t very often as I prefer to head central.

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:51 - Dec 20 with 2551 viewsDiscodroids

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:48 - Dec 20 by loftboy

I saw my two younger boys and daughter last week, their mum brought them down to we my mum and dad and I took them out for the day, they are spending Xmas at home up north and will be joined by my eldest son, it’s his birthday on the the 5th jan so he’s coming to me that weekend and we’re going to the Leeds game.
Still haven’t been in the working men’s club since I’ve moved over, usually go up to the millers well in Eastham if I drink round here, which isn’t very often as I prefer to head central.


Nice one mate. The old man drinks in the millers you probably know him. Give me a shout if you and the Mrs pop down to leigh on sea one weekend. Beers on me. ;-)

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:52 - Dec 20 with 2547 viewsloftboy

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:51 - Dec 20 by Discodroids

Nice one mate. The old man drinks in the millers you probably know him. Give me a shout if you and the Mrs pop down to leigh on sea one weekend. Beers on me. ;-)


Cheers Glen will do.

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 20:39 - Dec 20 with 2413 viewspaulparker

Starting a new job on the 7th of jan , more money , car and able to work from home 3 days a week, on hearing this great news my current employers have placed me on garden leave where I have been at home since the 5th of December to say I’m overjoyed is an understatement
I have been in the pub everyday and will be continuing this all through the holidays especially Xmas eve which is the best drinking day of the year
No mother in law this year ( thank fcuk) so just us 3 which suits me fine

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 21:16 - Dec 20 with 2359 viewsDiscodroids

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 20:39 - Dec 20 by paulparker

Starting a new job on the 7th of jan , more money , car and able to work from home 3 days a week, on hearing this great news my current employers have placed me on garden leave where I have been at home since the 5th of December to say I’m overjoyed is an understatement
I have been in the pub everyday and will be continuing this all through the holidays especially Xmas eve which is the best drinking day of the year
No mother in law this year ( thank fcuk) so just us 3 which suits me fine


Have a good one steve. Look forward to meeting up in the Queen Adelaide in the new year.

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 21:20 - Dec 20 with 2349 viewsloftboy

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 20:39 - Dec 20 by paulparker

Starting a new job on the 7th of jan , more money , car and able to work from home 3 days a week, on hearing this great news my current employers have placed me on garden leave where I have been at home since the 5th of December to say I’m overjoyed is an understatement
I have been in the pub everyday and will be continuing this all through the holidays especially Xmas eve which is the best drinking day of the year
No mother in law this year ( thank fcuk) so just us 3 which suits me fine


What happened to the woman who you had the dispute with?



Oh and what’s the latest on the blue rinse situation?

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 22:37 - Dec 20 with 2293 viewspaulparker

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 21:16 - Dec 20 by Discodroids

Have a good one steve. Look forward to meeting up in the Queen Adelaide in the new year.


You to Glenn all the best to the family x

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 22:48 - Dec 20 with 2281 viewspaulparker

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 21:20 - Dec 20 by loftboy

What happened to the woman who you had the dispute with?



Oh and what’s the latest on the blue rinse situation?


It’s all been kicking off loftboy
The lady in question was sacked for squaring up to the credit risk manager threatening to knee cap him , but not before our whole department was dragged in front of one of the company directors
Who gave a rousing speech of “if you don’t like it here then use the door and we will pay you 2 months wages to go”
It left me thinking that the place is nuts , one woman (quite tasty btw ) who works in the accounts dept has been having an affair with the head of IT , well her husband found out and offered him out in the car park only 4 weeks ago , he ended up keying his company car
I’m taking a risk with this new job as it’s an hours drive away ( this job was on my door step and a piece of p1ss ) and it’s more responsibility but the money is really good
Like I say I’m on gardening leave which I’m loving I just have to make the most of it

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 23:03 - Dec 20 with 2265 viewsPunteR

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 22:48 - Dec 20 by paulparker

It’s all been kicking off loftboy
The lady in question was sacked for squaring up to the credit risk manager threatening to knee cap him , but not before our whole department was dragged in front of one of the company directors
Who gave a rousing speech of “if you don’t like it here then use the door and we will pay you 2 months wages to go”
It left me thinking that the place is nuts , one woman (quite tasty btw ) who works in the accounts dept has been having an affair with the head of IT , well her husband found out and offered him out in the car park only 4 weeks ago , he ended up keying his company car
I’m taking a risk with this new job as it’s an hours drive away ( this job was on my door step and a piece of p1ss ) and it’s more responsibility but the money is really good
Like I say I’m on gardening leave which I’m loving I just have to make the most of it


All the best with the new job PP. Sounds like you've done the right thing by moving. Enjoy gardening leave, sounds brill.
I'm unfortunately working most of the xmas period. Building a roof extension for the most loveliest bohemian couple i've ever met. Think of me while down the pub ,on top of a house wrestling tarporpilins in gail force wind and rain trying to keep their house dry..lol
I'm getting plenty of coffee and mince pies off them though.

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 23:27 - Dec 20 with 2239 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 22:48 - Dec 20 by paulparker

It’s all been kicking off loftboy
The lady in question was sacked for squaring up to the credit risk manager threatening to knee cap him , but not before our whole department was dragged in front of one of the company directors
Who gave a rousing speech of “if you don’t like it here then use the door and we will pay you 2 months wages to go”
It left me thinking that the place is nuts , one woman (quite tasty btw ) who works in the accounts dept has been having an affair with the head of IT , well her husband found out and offered him out in the car park only 4 weeks ago , he ended up keying his company car
I’m taking a risk with this new job as it’s an hours drive away ( this job was on my door step and a piece of p1ss ) and it’s more responsibility but the money is really good
Like I say I’m on gardening leave which I’m loving I just have to make the most of it


That sounds like an interesting place to work mate.
No wonder you found something else.
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 00:30 - Dec 21 with 2199 viewsBoston

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 16:41 - Dec 20 by loftboy

Lay in first and foremost, Christmas Eve will be my 8th straight shift delivering groceries over the capital including today 10 Downing Street. Have to get up at 4:45 every day so R &R is the order of the day, my partners mum will be joining us Christmas Eve and as she’s German we will be partaking in a German Christmas that night.


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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 00:48 - Dec 21 with 2189 viewsBoston

Like Mr Punte, it’s all go for me/us. Main job is a commercial refit, supposed to be ready for the third week of January and I’ve already got guys in there on Sundays as it is. So, Christmas Eve, over to my eldest girl in South Boston, not too late though as the turkey has to go early, before I head over to St Mary’s where all my previous years evil is wiped away. Then back for a sensible days eating and drinking as it’s 50/50 I’ll work Boxing Day, Shame but have to keep things moving along as my mother is touch and go in Charing Cross Hospital and all bets might be off.
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 05:36 - Dec 21 with 2112 viewsloftboy

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 00:30 - Dec 21 by Boston

....by carpet bombing Coventry.


Made me chuckle

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 07:08 - Dec 21 with 2079 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Working all the way through except Christmas day. Up 0400 on Boxing day at workplace where random tests are conducted so not even a booze filled one for me.
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 07:29 - Dec 21 with 2061 viewsKonk

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 00:48 - Dec 21 by Boston

Like Mr Punte, it’s all go for me/us. Main job is a commercial refit, supposed to be ready for the third week of January and I’ve already got guys in there on Sundays as it is. So, Christmas Eve, over to my eldest girl in South Boston, not too late though as the turkey has to go early, before I head over to St Mary’s where all my previous years evil is wiped away. Then back for a sensible days eating and drinking as it’s 50/50 I’ll work Boxing Day, Shame but have to keep things moving along as my mother is touch and go in Charing Cross Hospital and all bets might be off.
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I hope your Mum's comfortable, Boston. Fingers crossed for you all.

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 08:09 - Dec 21 with 2043 viewsDiscodroids

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 00:48 - Dec 21 by Boston

Like Mr Punte, it’s all go for me/us. Main job is a commercial refit, supposed to be ready for the third week of January and I’ve already got guys in there on Sundays as it is. So, Christmas Eve, over to my eldest girl in South Boston, not too late though as the turkey has to go early, before I head over to St Mary’s where all my previous years evil is wiped away. Then back for a sensible days eating and drinking as it’s 50/50 I’ll work Boxing Day, Shame but have to keep things moving along as my mother is touch and go in Charing Cross Hospital and all bets might be off.
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I'm sorry to hear about your mum mate. It must be tough, even more so at this time of year perhaps. I love the living shit out of my old man east ham dave, and at 78 years old and in declining health , i treasure everyday i've got left with the crafty old git. Even that F ucking Harmonica that he plays endlessly and given to him by Ronnie Lane in 1964, on which every song he plays, sounds like the theme tune to the old grey whistle test.

I wake up every night worrying about him. who knows how much longer i've got with him.
Best wishes to you and your family Boston at this difficult time.
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 08:45 - Dec 21 with 2002 viewsToast_R

I'm working today, Forest tomorrow, recovery Sunday, back to work Monday.

Our Director has decided that we need to run a full service on Xmas eve, in the past if the building was only going to be open one day before closing again following on from being closed over weekend, they'd not bother with Monday. But this year, that's not the case which is an absolute hemorrhoid. I was hoping to clock off today for Christmas.
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 09:16 - Dec 21 with 1981 viewsMick_S

Packing up today, cheese and cracker shopping tonight, Christmas day lunch in a restaurant in Iver and off to see my Father in law for a couple of days in Wolverhampton where I shall have a kipper tie.

Good luck Boston and Disco.

Merry Christmas you all.

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 09:27 - Dec 21 with 1963 viewsPinnerPaul

8 of for lunch, followed by another 15 in the evening
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 09:30 - Dec 21 with 1958 viewspaulparker

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 23:03 - Dec 20 by PunteR

All the best with the new job PP. Sounds like you've done the right thing by moving. Enjoy gardening leave, sounds brill.
I'm unfortunately working most of the xmas period. Building a roof extension for the most loveliest bohemian couple i've ever met. Think of me while down the pub ,on top of a house wrestling tarporpilins in gail force wind and rain trying to keep their house dry..lol
I'm getting plenty of coffee and mince pies off them though.


It’s been brilliant Jodie especially watching the woman of the house go to work etc and I just roll over and go back to bed , riise for a bit of breakfast have a walk down the town a bit of a mooch around a couple of pints and come home make dinner , I’ve even offered to plant my seed in Mrs p so I can become a permanent house husband, sadly she isn’t having it
To be on stuck on a roof at this time of the year i would expect you to be Santa Claus not building roof extensions
All the best for the holidays mate hope the kids have a good one

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 09:31 - Dec 21 with 1957 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 00:48 - Dec 21 by Boston

Like Mr Punte, it’s all go for me/us. Main job is a commercial refit, supposed to be ready for the third week of January and I’ve already got guys in there on Sundays as it is. So, Christmas Eve, over to my eldest girl in South Boston, not too late though as the turkey has to go early, before I head over to St Mary’s where all my previous years evil is wiped away. Then back for a sensible days eating and drinking as it’s 50/50 I’ll work Boxing Day, Shame but have to keep things moving along as my mother is touch and go in Charing Cross Hospital and all bets might be off.
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All the best for your Mum and family Boston.
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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 09:40 - Dec 21 with 1946 viewspaulparker

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 00:48 - Dec 21 by Boston

Like Mr Punte, it’s all go for me/us. Main job is a commercial refit, supposed to be ready for the third week of January and I’ve already got guys in there on Sundays as it is. So, Christmas Eve, over to my eldest girl in South Boston, not too late though as the turkey has to go early, before I head over to St Mary’s where all my previous years evil is wiped away. Then back for a sensible days eating and drinking as it’s 50/50 I’ll work Boxing Day, Shame but have to keep things moving along as my mother is touch and go in Charing Cross Hospital and all bets might be off.
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Hope your mum gets better mate

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Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 10:59 - Dec 21 with 1838 viewsPunteR

Your Christmas Day Plans, LFW Posters. on 09:30 - Dec 21 by paulparker

It’s been brilliant Jodie especially watching the woman of the house go to work etc and I just roll over and go back to bed , riise for a bit of breakfast have a walk down the town a bit of a mooch around a couple of pints and come home make dinner , I’ve even offered to plant my seed in Mrs p so I can become a permanent house husband, sadly she isn’t having it
To be on stuck on a roof at this time of the year i would expect you to be Santa Claus not building roof extensions
All the best for the holidays mate hope the kids have a good one


Ha ha. Make the most of it mate.
Im currently sitting in a garden centre cafe after chowing down their biggest fried breakfast. Its the only place in a 5 mile radius that serves up a greasy spoon.
Its full of mums and house wives taking their elderly mums out for the morning.
Its not all that bad. In fact you'd love it here steve as its full of milfs!..lol

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