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Our country is fckd match thread 20:04 - Jan 15 with 204915 viewsBlackCrowe

On one side we have a spineless and rudderless government full of self-serving narcissistic cnts utterly divided.

On the other side we have spineless and rudderless opposition full of self-serving narcissistic cnts utterly divided.

Can someone please show us a third way beyond flipping Vince. Failing a Chuka et al third way then Disco, you're the man no to save us from jezwecan, Diane, Sneery Emily and McDonnell no?
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Our country is fckd match thread on 15:49 - Mar 25 with 2237 viewsSharpy36

Our country is fckd match thread on 11:24 - Mar 25 by kropotkin41

Here's an idea:

Single Transferable Vote referendum. We all get a vote on 1 of 4 options, more or less:

1. No deal Leave immediately. Sort out relations with the EU and the rest of the world after.
2. May's deal as it stands
3. Something around the Labour/Norway+/Customs Union and Single Market option
4. Revoke Article 50 stay, and play our full part in the EU as it stands....... hopefully helping to reform it.

I'd be happy with that. How could any group really complain? Straight away after the new referendum there could even be a temporary Government of National Unity just to see necessary legislation through.

I want to emphasise that I am not a fan of referendums, or Governments, or politicians, or nationalism, or of very much at all except Anarchist Communism and ecology, but this is silly now, an STV referendum would perhaps allow us all to get on with our lives.

Edit. It occurs to me that not everyone will be sad enough to know that under STV you order your preferences and if your first or whichever option doesn't win your vote gets transferred to the next.
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From what i understand Referendums can only offer two choices.

'You didn't know that was wrong, but now you do. If you do it again, I'll know you are doing it on purpose.'

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Our country is fckd match thread on 15:56 - Mar 25 with 2214 viewsstevec

Our country is fckd match thread on 13:26 - Mar 25 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Which are the we's and the you's
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Leavers are the 'We's'.

Imagine the Democrats all being shipped over here, they could join up with our Lefties and moan about everything, they'll be as happy as larry.

Meanwhile, the Leavers and those a bit right of centre can all go and live with Uncle Donald, think positive thoughts, have no one accusing us of being thick or impeaching us for thinking differently and generally build a peaceful life for ourselves.

The stumbling block for most, of course, would be dear old QPR. But I reckon if we put it to Trump that if we come over we need a stadium, he'd be well keen to 'build a wall, oh yes' and Uncle Tone could tell the Lefties at Hammersmith Town Hall to fck right off.

That's my manifesto then. Lefties and moaners united together in the UK, the rest of us off to the good old US of A. With QPR.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 17:34 - Mar 25 with 2106 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Our country is fckd match thread on 15:49 - Mar 25 by Sharpy36

From what i understand Referendums can only offer two choices.


I'd be happy to appease semantic fans to get this through.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 17:37 - Mar 25 with 2095 viewsCaptainPugwash

Belay there!
Doant know what e' all be affussed about sine Eyew baint be around in 5 years.The Yuro be collapsin' and sovereign nation plannin gold backed currencies,oy plunders all with equal mesure me hearties and sell em' back at knocdown rates - jes loik our Gordon did!

Yo Ho!
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Our country is fckd match thread on 17:42 - Mar 25 with 2086 viewsFredManRave

Our country is fckd match thread on 17:37 - Mar 25 by CaptainPugwash

Belay there!
Doant know what e' all be affussed about sine Eyew baint be around in 5 years.The Yuro be collapsin' and sovereign nation plannin gold backed currencies,oy plunders all with equal mesure me hearties and sell em' back at knocdown rates - jes loik our Gordon did!

Yo Ho!


More important than all that is when is Mrs Pugwash gonna sort your mobile phone out for you?!


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Our country is fckd match thread on 17:42 - Mar 25 with 2081 views2Thomas2Bowles

Our country is fckd match thread on 15:56 - Mar 25 by stevec

Leavers are the 'We's'.

Imagine the Democrats all being shipped over here, they could join up with our Lefties and moan about everything, they'll be as happy as larry.

Meanwhile, the Leavers and those a bit right of centre can all go and live with Uncle Donald, think positive thoughts, have no one accusing us of being thick or impeaching us for thinking differently and generally build a peaceful life for ourselves.

The stumbling block for most, of course, would be dear old QPR. But I reckon if we put it to Trump that if we come over we need a stadium, he'd be well keen to 'build a wall, oh yes' and Uncle Tone could tell the Lefties at Hammersmith Town Hall to fck right off.

That's my manifesto then. Lefties and moaners united together in the UK, the rest of us off to the good old US of A. With QPR.


Ok lol.

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Our country is fckd match thread on 19:30 - Mar 25 with 2030 viewsCaptainPugwash

Our country is fckd match thread on 17:42 - Mar 25 by FredManRave

More important than all that is when is Mrs Pugwash gonna sort your mobile phone out for you?!



Narrrrrrrr....
She got takin by a Great White whilst becalmed in the Roarin' Forties - went o' bathin' she did but only the top arf came back.
Oy misses that shaaark...

Yo Ho!
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Our country is fckd match thread on 00:15 - Mar 26 with 1878 viewsGloryHunter

Our country is fckd match thread on 09:20 - Mar 25 by 2Thomas2Bowles

What do you want? an affidavit from them on their status and what they voted for?

I've told you what I know from them.

On a side note, I clearly remember around the referendum TV news reports of immigrants now settled from many countries saying too many people were coming here and the UK should be in charge of it's borders and were or going to vote to leave.


No, I just want you to edit your "fake news" post where you said that your Lithuanian neighbours had voted to leave the EU. You have now admitted that the neighbours in question are British.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 00:23 - Mar 26 with 1868 views2Thomas2Bowles

Our country is fckd match thread on 00:15 - Mar 26 by GloryHunter

No, I just want you to edit your "fake news" post where you said that your Lithuanian neighbours had voted to leave the EU. You have now admitted that the neighbours in question are British.


Again you seem to be selective in which posts you read as again I answered this to you.

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Our country is fckd match thread on 00:45 - Mar 26 with 1844 viewsGloryHunter

Our country is fckd match thread on 15:56 - Mar 25 by stevec

Leavers are the 'We's'.

Imagine the Democrats all being shipped over here, they could join up with our Lefties and moan about everything, they'll be as happy as larry.

Meanwhile, the Leavers and those a bit right of centre can all go and live with Uncle Donald, think positive thoughts, have no one accusing us of being thick or impeaching us for thinking differently and generally build a peaceful life for ourselves.

The stumbling block for most, of course, would be dear old QPR. But I reckon if we put it to Trump that if we come over we need a stadium, he'd be well keen to 'build a wall, oh yes' and Uncle Tone could tell the Lefties at Hammersmith Town Hall to fck right off.

That's my manifesto then. Lefties and moaners united together in the UK, the rest of us off to the good old US of A. With QPR.


I have actually suggested the same. But this German comedy site has come up with a better idea - all the other 27 countries leave the EU and set up a new alliance, leaving the UK as the sole remaining member! (Apologies for any errors caused by Google Translate - the original is here, with a useful graphic illustration: https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/01/europaeische-allianz.html?m=1)

"Because it's so simple: All countries except Great Britain are leaving the EU and forming a new alliance
Brussels, London (dpo) - Just like that! Because Britain is apparently unable to complete its two-year planned withdrawal from the European Union, the other Member States have now decided to take a different, more straightforward path: they want to carry out a so-called EUxit.
And this is how the EUxit works: Just in time for the Brexit date of 29 March 2019, all EU members except Great Britain will leave the EU completely and then found a new confederation of states. The EU will then only consist of Great Britain.
The other states form the European Alliance (EA), which will function exactly the same as the EU except for the new name.
"This hiccup paralyzes our institutions and must finally come to an end," justifies European Commission President and designated European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker the drastic measure. "And if that's the only way to make a clean cut, then we'll do it that way." He promised, however, that the EA would strive to maintain good relations with the EU.
Should the British still want to leave the EU after EUxit as the only remaining EU state, this should not be a major hurdle. After all, they could then negotiate with themselves extremely favorable exit conditions, without having to expect resistance from Brussels."
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Our country is fckd match thread on 09:35 - Mar 26 with 1719 viewsstevec

Our country is fckd match thread on 00:45 - Mar 26 by GloryHunter

I have actually suggested the same. But this German comedy site has come up with a better idea - all the other 27 countries leave the EU and set up a new alliance, leaving the UK as the sole remaining member! (Apologies for any errors caused by Google Translate - the original is here, with a useful graphic illustration: https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/01/europaeische-allianz.html?m=1)

"Because it's so simple: All countries except Great Britain are leaving the EU and forming a new alliance
Brussels, London (dpo) - Just like that! Because Britain is apparently unable to complete its two-year planned withdrawal from the European Union, the other Member States have now decided to take a different, more straightforward path: they want to carry out a so-called EUxit.
And this is how the EUxit works: Just in time for the Brexit date of 29 March 2019, all EU members except Great Britain will leave the EU completely and then found a new confederation of states. The EU will then only consist of Great Britain.
The other states form the European Alliance (EA), which will function exactly the same as the EU except for the new name.
"This hiccup paralyzes our institutions and must finally come to an end," justifies European Commission President and designated European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker the drastic measure. "And if that's the only way to make a clean cut, then we'll do it that way." He promised, however, that the EA would strive to maintain good relations with the EU.
Should the British still want to leave the EU after EUxit as the only remaining EU state, this should not be a major hurdle. After all, they could then negotiate with themselves extremely favorable exit conditions, without having to expect resistance from Brussels."


Ha, that's great, I like that.

As you know, all said in jest, but been thinking about it and as far as the UK goes, it's not religion or racism that is the real divisive issue, it's politics and despite the Brexit issue, always actually has been.

If your politics are different that chasm will always remain, don't think there is anything anyone can do about it.

Impossible task but I sense that if what I suggested was in any way feasible we'd all, left and right, be a whole lot happier.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 10:06 - Mar 26 with 1687 viewsstowmarketrange

Our country is fckd match thread on 09:35 - Mar 26 by stevec

Ha, that's great, I like that.

As you know, all said in jest, but been thinking about it and as far as the UK goes, it's not religion or racism that is the real divisive issue, it's politics and despite the Brexit issue, always actually has been.

If your politics are different that chasm will always remain, don't think there is anything anyone can do about it.

Impossible task but I sense that if what I suggested was in any way feasible we'd all, left and right, be a whole lot happier.


How’s long before 1 group of righties thought that the righties in power weren’t right enough for them,or were too right for others?
Same with the lefties and their countries.

The only way forward is to all get along TOGETHER in the world we all reside in.Accept that people may have a different view to you but that doesn’t make it wrong.It just makes it different.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 10:51 - Mar 26 with 1651 views2Thomas2Bowles

80% from all sides agree mp's are fecking useless and made a pig's ear of it
Piggate 2

But like them, votes are also split
all depends on how and what questions are asked give a different result and we are still far apart, something I hope we can all agree about on that score.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47693645

As for the 1M on the march.
Independent view put it at 300/400K

https://fullfact.org/europe/peoples-vote-march-count/?utm_source=homepage&utm_me
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Our country is fckd match thread on 10:58 - Mar 26 with 1635 viewsrunningman75

I have the feeling Brexit is going to be the biggest red herring of the century. Whilst i voted remain holding my nose I do understand the concerns of leavers. I have an 18 years old daughter who will be unlikely to get on the London housing ladder. I regularly travel around London and have not seen a mass exodus of European workers from London.
People were concerned about immigration and their concerns have not been addressed.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 11:15 - Mar 26 with 1625 views2Thomas2Bowles

Our country is fckd match thread on 10:58 - Mar 26 by runningman75

I have the feeling Brexit is going to be the biggest red herring of the century. Whilst i voted remain holding my nose I do understand the concerns of leavers. I have an 18 years old daughter who will be unlikely to get on the London housing ladder. I regularly travel around London and have not seen a mass exodus of European workers from London.
People were concerned about immigration and their concerns have not been addressed.


Yes the poor won't be going on jollies around the EU like skiing
Retiring to Spain/France or wherever.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 11:17 - Mar 26 with 1619 viewsstevec

Our country is fckd match thread on 10:06 - Mar 26 by stowmarketrange

How’s long before 1 group of righties thought that the righties in power weren’t right enough for them,or were too right for others?
Same with the lefties and their countries.

The only way forward is to all get along TOGETHER in the world we all reside in.Accept that people may have a different view to you but that doesn’t make it wrong.It just makes it different.


What was that old Baddiel & Skinner song?.... It'll never work.

You're right though (or left). I don't know!
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Our country is fckd match thread on 11:31 - Mar 26 with 1603 views2Thomas2Bowles

Oh FFS
Those who voted for Letwin amendment are deeply divided this morning

Remainers are concerned it could seriously damage their cause - and they really don't like Common Market 2.0

Some are pushing for indicative votes to be delayed until next week
You can't make this shit up

First, they call Letwin a hero (Please look up his history)
Now they are all running scared, headless chickens.

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Our country is fckd match thread on 12:04 - Mar 26 with 1571 viewsswisscottage

Our country is fckd match thread on 11:31 - Mar 26 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Oh FFS
Those who voted for Letwin amendment are deeply divided this morning

Remainers are concerned it could seriously damage their cause - and they really don't like Common Market 2.0

Some are pushing for indicative votes to be delayed until next week
You can't make this shit up

First, they call Letwin a hero (Please look up his history)
Now they are all running scared, headless chickens.


You couldn't make it up could you, right out of Monty Python.

They vote for indicative votes, now they can't decide on what indicative votes they want. bunch of useless fckrs.
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Our country is fckd match thread on 13:12 - Mar 26 with 1478 viewsTacticalR

I came across this the other day from our former man in Uzbekistan:

'Brexit continues to dominate mainstream political discussion, and the Northern Ireland border issue remains at the centre of current negotiations, forced there by the London government's reneging on the agreement it signed almost a year ago. But there is a secret here, hidden in plain sight, the glaring fact driving the entire process, but which the media somehow never mention.

For the Tory right, the destruction of the Anglo-Irish Agreement is a major goal to be achieved through Brexit. In this, they are in secret communion with their friends in the DUP.

Consider the 58-page paper by one Michael Gove, entitled The Price of Peace, published in 2000 by the Tories' leading "think tank" the Centre for Policy Studies.

Gove argues the provisions of the Good Friday Agreement and the Anglo-Irish Agreement should be annulled.'

The Price of Peace
https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2018/11/the-price-of-peace/

(After Murray drew attention to the document it was hastily removed from the Centre for Policy Studies website, but fortunately Murray had downloaded a copy and has made it available on his website).

Air hostess clique

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Our country is fckd match thread on 13:15 - Mar 26 with 1471 viewsloftboy

Completely and utterly disalusioned with our entire political system. Hopefully in the next election there’s a monumental amount of Voters who spoil their ballot papers by writing none of the above on it. Leave , remain they are all a bunch of self serving cûnts.

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Our country is fckd match thread on 13:17 - Mar 26 with 1459 views2Thomas2Bowles

Our country is fckd match thread on 13:15 - Mar 26 by loftboy

Completely and utterly disalusioned with our entire political system. Hopefully in the next election there’s a monumental amount of Voters who spoil their ballot papers by writing none of the above on it. Leave , remain they are all a bunch of self serving cûnts.


DUP want long extension

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Our country is fckd match thread on 13:40 - Mar 26 with 1398 viewsR_from_afar

Our country is fckd match thread on 17:37 - Mar 25 by CaptainPugwash

Belay there!
Doant know what e' all be affussed about sine Eyew baint be around in 5 years.The Yuro be collapsin' and sovereign nation plannin gold backed currencies,oy plunders all with equal mesure me hearties and sell em' back at knocdown rates - jes loik our Gordon did!

Yo Ho!


How's the pound holding up against the dubloon, Cap'n?

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Our country is fckd match thread on 14:44 - Mar 26 with 1338 views2Thomas2Bowles

Right
I'm going to sort this lot out right now.

The vote result was to leave, so we leave and let the EU decide what deal (soft or hard/shite) or no deal we get. then it's their fault.

Oh wait...

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Our country is fckd match thread on 14:46 - Mar 26 with 1335 viewsrunningman75

Our country is fckd match thread on 13:15 - Mar 26 by loftboy

Completely and utterly disalusioned with our entire political system. Hopefully in the next election there’s a monumental amount of Voters who spoil their ballot papers by writing none of the above on it. Leave , remain they are all a bunch of self serving cûnts.


If we have proportional representation than UKIP would have a higher share of the vote but people will tend to vote tactically due to our system,
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Our country is fckd match thread on 14:53 - Mar 26 with 1325 views2Thomas2Bowles

Our country is fckd match thread on 14:46 - Mar 26 by runningman75

If we have proportional representation than UKIP would have a higher share of the vote but people will tend to vote tactically due to our system,


But a referendum is fairer to both sides as EVERY VOTE COUNTS

Unless you lose

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