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Best named football players. 13:21 - Feb 1 with 6602 viewsDannyPaddox

Leading on from the Odysseus Alfa to the Balearics thread I was running my eye down the transfer window and noticed on loan from Hamilton Academicals to Cheltenham Town a one Rakish Bingham. Or to give him his full name Rakish Phillip Bingham. What a name! Lower league football's answer to Wild Billy Childish.
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Best named football players. on 13:26 - Feb 1 with 5261 viewsMick_S

My new favourite.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Best named football players. on 13:33 - Feb 1 with 5249 viewsMick_S



Norman Conquest - Aussie 'keeper.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Best named football players. on 13:43 - Feb 1 with 5231 viewsR_from_afar

Rafael Scheidt is a classic in my humble opinion, as is this one: Troy Archibald-Henville. An R&B first name combined with the surname of a long established solicitors firm from somewhere like Bridgewater. Or something .

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Best named football players. on 13:48 - Feb 1 with 5217 viewsHantsR

I always liked the name Jermaine McSporran



Oh, we can't forget Goodwillie and Dickov can we?
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Best named football players. on 13:48 - Feb 1 with 5216 viewsDannyPaddox



Cakebread to thread. Another keeper with a great name.
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Best named football players. on 14:01 - Feb 1 with 5189 viewsMick_S

Moustache, Johnny


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Best named football players. on 14:13 - Feb 1 with 5176 viewscolinallcars

Must mention Arthur Longbottom who played for us in the 50s. He was embarrased by the name and changed it to Fred Longbottom.......no, not really, changed it to Arthur Langley.
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Best named football players. on 14:30 - Feb 1 with 5148 viewsCamberleyR



Also had the great middle name Ernest.
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Best named football players. on 15:50 - Feb 1 with 5101 viewsPeterHucker

If we're talking middle names then surely nobody can better Emile Ivanhoe Heskey.

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Best named football players. on 16:22 - Feb 1 with 5071 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

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Best named football players. on 16:24 - Feb 1 with 5069 viewssmegma

Kieran Dier. And he was.
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Best named football players. on 17:26 - Feb 1 with 5036 viewsR_from_afar

The footballer - a Mexican, don't you know - with arguably the most confusing name of anyone in the beautiful game*.



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*Have a look at the surname then imagine thousands of fans chanting it

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Best named football players. on 18:12 - Feb 1 with 5000 viewsBoston

Crikey, we’ve had a Shittu, a Basham & Bircham and a Brilliant!

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Best named football players. on 18:16 - Feb 1 with 4993 viewsBoston

...and I recall Barnet having a Mickey Gash.

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Best named football players. on 18:24 - Feb 1 with 4983 viewsQPRSteve

We had Shittu and Doudou. I was disappointed that we never signed Kaka to make he set.
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Best named football players. on 18:36 - Feb 1 with 4977 viewssmegma

Best named football players. on 18:24 - Feb 1 by QPRSteve

We had Shittu and Doudou. I was disappointed that we never signed Kaka to make he set.


We signed Kakay instead
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Best named football players. on 19:30 - Feb 1 with 4958 viewswelwynranger

Not forgetting Robert Fredrick Chelscum Moore.

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Best named football players. on 20:07 - Feb 1 with 4943 viewsNoDiddley

Best named football players. on 18:24 - Feb 1 by QPRSteve

We had Shittu and Doudou. I was disappointed that we never signed Kaka to make he set.


My mate Steve (God rest his soul) used to say our centre halves were Shitone & Shittu referring to George Santos
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Best named football players. on 21:50 - Feb 1 with 4909 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Danny the Invincible of Kilmarnock.

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Best named football players. on 23:35 - Feb 1 with 4879 viewsDannyPaddox

On his debut in goal for Ch*ls** mid eighties let FIVE in home to Watford. Never played for them again. Forever Rs selection panel what are you waiting for? Scottish goalkeeper with a cool French name.



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Best named football players. on 08:22 - Feb 4 with 4636 viewsKonk



Keith 'Smell the' Fear. Great name and whilst I'm sure he's a lovely, lovely bloke, in this picture, he looks exactly like 95% of people who turn up on Netflix documentaries about murders in rural America.



So Scottish as to sound made up. Could easily be the new Scottish signing for Melchester Rovers. Bonus points for also looking exactly like the copper in Postman Pat.



I can imagine my Mum and Dad sitting down to watch an old repeat of Zondervan on a Sunday evening. Dutch Detective programme along the lines of Poirot or Wallander. His wife's dead, he drinks too much and he lives in a windmill.

And for personal reasons, Shaun Derry/Londonderry, because on the 3 or 4 occasions I've ever mentioned him or written his name, I've always made myself laugh by using the Derry/Londonderry gag.

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Best named football players. on 08:32 - Feb 4 with 4623 viewssmegma

Best named football players. on 08:22 - Feb 4 by Konk



Keith 'Smell the' Fear. Great name and whilst I'm sure he's a lovely, lovely bloke, in this picture, he looks exactly like 95% of people who turn up on Netflix documentaries about murders in rural America.



So Scottish as to sound made up. Could easily be the new Scottish signing for Melchester Rovers. Bonus points for also looking exactly like the copper in Postman Pat.



I can imagine my Mum and Dad sitting down to watch an old repeat of Zondervan on a Sunday evening. Dutch Detective programme along the lines of Poirot or Wallander. His wife's dead, he drinks too much and he lives in a windmill.

And for personal reasons, Shaun Derry/Londonderry, because on the 3 or 4 occasions I've ever mentioned him or written his name, I've always made myself laugh by using the Derry/Londonderry gag.


3 great taches there
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Best named football players. on 08:42 - Feb 4 with 4609 viewsenfieldargh

Max Power should be in Roy of the rovers team



captains fantastic
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Best named football players. on 08:54 - Feb 4 with 4595 viewsMiss_Terraces

Jamie Pollock, every time I hear that name, it makes me laugh

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Best named football players. on 08:56 - Feb 4 with 4591 viewsBluce_Ree

Bismark - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismarck_Barreto_Faria

Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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