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Leading on from the Odysseus Alfa to the Balearics thread I was running my eye down the transfer window and noticed on loan from Hamilton Academicals to Cheltenham Town a one Rakish Bingham. Or to give him his full name Rakish Phillip Bingham. What a name! Lower league football's answer to Wild Billy Childish.
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Best named football players. on 13:26 - Feb 1 with 5261 views
Rafael Scheidt is a classic in my humble opinion, as is this one: Troy Archibald-Henville. An R&B first name combined with the surname of a long established solicitors firm from somewhere like Bridgewater. Or something .
RFA
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Best named football players. on 13:48 - Feb 1 with 5217 views
Season Club M G R Cha Cup 2005 Red Star Anse-aux-Pins - - 5 (I) - - 2004 La Passe FC - - 1 (I) Champion - 2003 La Passe FC - - 3 (I) - - 2002 Ascot United Victoria - - 8 (I) - -
Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Best named football players. on 14:13 - Feb 1 with 5176 views
Must mention Arthur Longbottom who played for us in the 50s. He was embarrased by the name and changed it to Fred Longbottom.......no, not really, changed it to Arthur Langley.
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Best named football players. on 14:30 - Feb 1 with 5148 views
The footballer - a Mexican, don't you know - with arguably the most confusing name of anyone in the beautiful game*.
RFA
*Have a look at the surname then imagine thousands of fans chanting it
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Best named football players. on 18:12 - Feb 1 with 5000 views
On his debut in goal for Ch*ls** mid eighties let FIVE in home to Watford. Never played for them again. Forever Rs selection panel what are you waiting for? Scottish goalkeeper with a cool French name.
Les Fridge
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Best named football players. on 08:22 - Feb 4 with 4636 views
Keith 'Smell the' Fear. Great name and whilst I'm sure he's a lovely, lovely bloke, in this picture, he looks exactly like 95% of people who turn up on Netflix documentaries about murders in rural America.
So Scottish as to sound made up. Could easily be the new Scottish signing for Melchester Rovers. Bonus points for also looking exactly like the copper in Postman Pat.
I can imagine my Mum and Dad sitting down to watch an old repeat of Zondervan on a Sunday evening. Dutch Detective programme along the lines of Poirot or Wallander. His wife's dead, he drinks too much and he lives in a windmill.
And for personal reasons, Shaun Derry/Londonderry, because on the 3 or 4 occasions I've ever mentioned him or written his name, I've always made myself laugh by using the Derry/Londonderry gag.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Best named football players. on 08:32 - Feb 4 with 4623 views
Best named football players. on 08:22 - Feb 4 by Konk
Keith 'Smell the' Fear. Great name and whilst I'm sure he's a lovely, lovely bloke, in this picture, he looks exactly like 95% of people who turn up on Netflix documentaries about murders in rural America.
So Scottish as to sound made up. Could easily be the new Scottish signing for Melchester Rovers. Bonus points for also looking exactly like the copper in Postman Pat.
I can imagine my Mum and Dad sitting down to watch an old repeat of Zondervan on a Sunday evening. Dutch Detective programme along the lines of Poirot or Wallander. His wife's dead, he drinks too much and he lives in a windmill.
And for personal reasons, Shaun Derry/Londonderry, because on the 3 or 4 occasions I've ever mentioned him or written his name, I've always made myself laugh by using the Derry/Londonderry gag.
3 great taches there
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Best named football players. on 08:42 - Feb 4 with 4609 views
Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.