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Know a nurse who said they had a bloke came in once with a pot of mustard (hopefully Coleman's, but to be honest i don't know) stuck up his backside. I'd personally find that perhaps more embarrassing still, but i'll grant you that neither situation is ideal.
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The definition of embarrassment on 11:24 - May 23 with 2886 views
The definition of embarrassment on 11:13 - May 23 by timcocking
Know a nurse who said they had a bloke came in once with a pot of mustard (hopefully Coleman's, but to be honest i don't know) stuck up his backside. I'd personally find that perhaps more embarrassing still, but i'll grant you that neither situation is ideal.
he must have been keen.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
The usual 'I was wearing a loose-fitting dressing gown, tripped and, somehow, fell on the huge, Italian restaurant pepper grinder...' doesn't really apply here.
It reminds me of the old joke about the pervert who tried to shag a Princess* but burned his willy on the exhaust.
*Age limits apply to this gag as no bugger under 45 will remember the Austin Princess.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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The definition of embarrassment on 12:08 - May 23 with 2791 views
The book ' this is going to hurt' by Adam Kay is very funny in parts about what a junior doctor has to face. There is one story where a bloke comes in with a remote control lodged in his arris - he maintains he sat on the sofa and it was sitting at an unfortunate angle etc until when removed he finds a condom on the device. Or the bird who wanted to propose to her bloke so shoved the engagement ring up her fanny for him to find when things got to sexy time only for the act to drive it (ahem) too far in.
I found it hilarious that they suggested the pipe be sealed off to prevent the incident from happening again. Clearly they didn't feel the fact that it has made world wide news enough of a disincentive.
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The definition of embarrassment on 12:45 - May 23 with 2711 views
The definition of embarrassment on 11:13 - May 23 by timcocking
Know a nurse who said they had a bloke came in once with a pot of mustard (hopefully Coleman's, but to be honest i don't know) stuck up his backside. I'd personally find that perhaps more embarrassing still, but i'll grant you that neither situation is ideal.
Don't laugh , it could happen to anyone
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The definition of embarrassment on 12:45 - May 23 with 2698 views
The definition of embarrassment on 11:52 - May 23 by Dorse
The usual 'I was wearing a loose-fitting dressing gown, tripped and, somehow, fell on the huge, Italian restaurant pepper grinder...' doesn't really apply here.
It reminds me of the old joke about the pervert who tried to shag a Princess* but burned his willy on the exhaust.
*Age limits apply to this gag as no bugger under 45 will remember the Austin Princess.
Austin Princess! Isn’t one American enough, now you want a Texan?
A long, long time ago I had a GF who worked in the emergency department of a large hospital. She had seen some strange and wondrous things. Perhaps the oddest was a guy who was admitted with a fractured penis. "Wait" I said "A penis doesn't have a (literal) bone in it, so how can it be fractured?" Apparently though, if ruptured when engorged, said member (now, I was told, exhibiting a 90 degree angle) is referred to as a fracture. The more interesting question of course is how did it get that way? A lot of speculation floated around the department, someone even opened a book on it. The truth, as it was relayed, was painful but prosaic. The poor gent was indulging in a knee-trembler with his partner when suddenly she, facing the wall, moved a couple of feet to the side. He, in a state of maximum tumesence and excitment, failed to stop in time and rammed the wall.
I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned from this story, but I've never been able to figure out what it is.
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The definition of embarrassment on 22:50 - May 23 with 2163 views
The definition of embarrassment on 22:19 - May 23 by VancouverHoop
A long, long time ago I had a GF who worked in the emergency department of a large hospital. She had seen some strange and wondrous things. Perhaps the oddest was a guy who was admitted with a fractured penis. "Wait" I said "A penis doesn't have a (literal) bone in it, so how can it be fractured?" Apparently though, if ruptured when engorged, said member (now, I was told, exhibiting a 90 degree angle) is referred to as a fracture. The more interesting question of course is how did it get that way? A lot of speculation floated around the department, someone even opened a book on it. The truth, as it was relayed, was painful but prosaic. The poor gent was indulging in a knee-trembler with his partner when suddenly she, facing the wall, moved a couple of feet to the side. He, in a state of maximum tumesence and excitment, failed to stop in time and rammed the wall.
I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned from this story, but I've never been able to figure out what it is.
Always hold on to the mane of hair when thrusting forward or you'll fall off the horse.
The definition of embarrassment on 22:19 - May 23 by VancouverHoop
A long, long time ago I had a GF who worked in the emergency department of a large hospital. She had seen some strange and wondrous things. Perhaps the oddest was a guy who was admitted with a fractured penis. "Wait" I said "A penis doesn't have a (literal) bone in it, so how can it be fractured?" Apparently though, if ruptured when engorged, said member (now, I was told, exhibiting a 90 degree angle) is referred to as a fracture. The more interesting question of course is how did it get that way? A lot of speculation floated around the department, someone even opened a book on it. The truth, as it was relayed, was painful but prosaic. The poor gent was indulging in a knee-trembler with his partner when suddenly she, facing the wall, moved a couple of feet to the side. He, in a state of maximum tumesence and excitment, failed to stop in time and rammed the wall.
I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned from this story, but I've never been able to figure out what it is.
The definition of embarrassment on 11:13 - May 23 by timcocking
Know a nurse who said they had a bloke came in once with a pot of mustard (hopefully Coleman's, but to be honest i don't know) stuck up his backside. I'd personally find that perhaps more embarrassing still, but i'll grant you that neither situation is ideal.
homework for you Tim.
I want the Timcocking Dickter scale of embarrassment for penetrative/penetrating mishaps online by tomorrow morning!
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