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Tory Leadership Race 09:57 - May 31 with 58056 viewsDorse

Not a party political thing or a reason for an LFW punch-up, but I keep having the eerie feeling that eventually every single Tory MP will put themselves forward leaving Teresa May with the casting vote. At which point, she cackles maniacally and slowly points at Jacob Rees Mogg sitting at the back, with the entire parliamentary party turning to stare at him... He is seen to gulp and mutter 'Oh, copulate my happenstance'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Tory Leadership Race on 11:34 - Jun 12 with 2032 viewsCamberleyR

To get it back on track, McVey on LBC this morning...



Words fail me.

Poll: Which is the worst QPR team?

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Tory Leadership Race on 11:50 - Jun 12 with 1998 viewsMick_S

Tory Leadership Race on 11:34 - Jun 12 by CamberleyR

To get it back on track, McVey on LBC this morning...



Words fail me.



Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Tory Leadership Race on 11:54 - Jun 12 with 1987 viewsjohncharles

Tory Leadership Race on 11:34 - Jun 12 by CamberleyR

To get it back on track, McVey on LBC this morning...



Words fail me.


Facing the wind ??? A runway is a long straight strip of tarmac. If it faces the wind in one direction then it will be with the wind in the other direction and vice versa. Doh. !!
Someone is winding you up Esther.

Strong and stable my arse.

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Tory Leadership Race on 12:01 - Jun 12 with 1965 viewsMick_S

I've found out where it is.



Look at that runway.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Tory Leadership Race on 12:05 - Jun 12 with 1955 viewsbaldyoldgit

Tory Leadership Race on 11:24 - Jun 12 by Northernr

Fantastic, then we only need one thread.


the other thread is now discussing Peterborough and electoral fraud (ironically) and loads of name calling. i'll stick to this one. thanks though.
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Tory Leadership Race on 12:38 - Jun 12 with 1884 viewsTonto

Tory Leadership Race on 11:54 - Jun 12 by johncharles

Facing the wind ??? A runway is a long straight strip of tarmac. If it faces the wind in one direction then it will be with the wind in the other direction and vice versa. Doh. !!
Someone is winding you up Esther.


It's worse than tat... you actually WANT the runway to face into the wind, as tat provides additional lift for he planes to take off.

that's why planes at Heathrow take off west usually - where the predominant wind comes from!
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Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
Poll: Is it essential that QPR stay in the Borough of H&F?

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Tory Leadership Race on 12:38 - Jun 12 with 1882 viewsMytch_QPR

Tory Leadership Race on 12:01 - Jun 12 by Mick_S

I've found out where it is.



Look at that runway.


I recall a story about the airport in The Falklands (err, not quite foreign aid if that was the one she was referring to)...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/falklanders-want-to-move-tourist-airport-b

"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
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Tory Leadership Race on 12:41 - Jun 12 with 1871 viewsFDC

She's incredibly dense, and cartoonishly evil. I like her.
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Tory Leadership Race on 12:42 - Jun 12 with 1859 viewsTonto

its going to be Boris isn't it...

ugh


Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
Poll: Is it essential that QPR stay in the Borough of H&F?

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Tory Leadership Race on 12:47 - Jun 12 with 1832 views2Thomas2Bowles

Well now we know who Gove got the cocaine from. after her sniffing about half a Kg for breakfast each day.

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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Tory Leadership Race on 12:47 - Jun 12 with 1838 viewsMaggsinho

Tory Leadership Race on 11:54 - Jun 12 by johncharles

Facing the wind ??? A runway is a long straight strip of tarmac. If it faces the wind in one direction then it will be with the wind in the other direction and vice versa. Doh. !!
Someone is winding you up Esther.


This genuinely happened on St Helena, I suspect it’s to do with prevailing crosswinds so maybe not as daft as it sounds.

Unfortunately what she did get wrong is that St Helena is a British territory so nothing to do with overseas aid.
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Tory Leadership Race on 13:08 - Jun 12 with 1787 viewsBostonR

Tory Leadership Race on 11:34 - Jun 12 by CamberleyR

To get it back on track, McVey on LBC this morning...



Words fail me.


God help us all - these people actually held cabinet posts. If I recall, she was caught lying in Parliament, so we should not be surprised.

Where is this runway?
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Tory Leadership Race on 13:20 - Jun 12 with 1764 viewsted_hendrix

Tory Leadership Race on 11:34 - Jun 12 by CamberleyR

To get it back on track, McVey on LBC this morning...



Words fail me.


Appallingly embarrassing, where do they find these fckwits?

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Tory Leadership Race on 14:33 - Jun 12 with 1657 viewsTacticalR

Tory Leadership Race on 11:06 - Jun 12 by Northernr

If this is just going to turn into another back and forth about Brexit it can go on the 77 page wnkathon thread please.


I can never remember if I am talking about Brexit to escape from football, or talking about football to escape from Brexit.

Air hostess clique

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Tory Leadership Race on 14:36 - Jun 12 with 1640 views2Thomas2Bowles

Tory Leadership Race on 14:33 - Jun 12 by TacticalR

I can never remember if I am talking about Brexit to escape from football, or talking about football to escape from Brexit.


It's actually the same thing at our club.

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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Tory Leadership Race on 16:09 - Jun 12 with 1568 viewsToast_R

Still hoping Dominic Raab makes a late dash for the winning post.

Just a thought, as a constituent where your MP is the PM, any special prizes we get other than completely ignored and no MP's surgeries?
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Tory Leadership Race on 17:21 - Jun 12 with 1496 viewsMichael_Hunt

Tory Leadership Race on 16:09 - Jun 12 by Toast_R

Still hoping Dominic Raab makes a late dash for the winning post.

Just a thought, as a constituent where your MP is the PM, any special prizes we get other than completely ignored and no MP's surgeries?


Nope! we have the "privilege" of the speaker as our MP and as the main parties won't put up a candidate against him, we effectively don't have a vote. Nice!
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Tory Leadership Race on 17:21 - Jun 12 with 1495 viewsessextaxiboy

Tory Leadership Race on 16:09 - Jun 12 by Toast_R

Still hoping Dominic Raab makes a late dash for the winning post.

Just a thought, as a constituent where your MP is the PM, any special prizes we get other than completely ignored and no MP's surgeries?


I think he will make the final two if Gove has blown it ...
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Tory Leadership Race on 17:56 - Jun 12 with 1463 viewsrobith

Was trying to figure out where the votes will go when people drop out but it's hard to see any of them having enough self awareness to pull out

Johnson Hunt final two. Bloody hell, dark days
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Tory Leadership Race on 18:02 - Jun 12 with 1447 viewsbob566

Tory Leadership Race on 17:56 - Jun 12 by robith

Was trying to figure out where the votes will go when people drop out but it's hard to see any of them having enough self awareness to pull out

Johnson Hunt final two. Bloody hell, dark days


posted a few pages back that is what Edwina Currie predicted on Irish radio. I would say she is still quite ITK in all things Conservative.
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Tory Leadership Race on 19:17 - Jun 12 with 1371 viewsrunningman75

Tory leadership contest is like trying to pick your favorite STD.
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Tory Leadership Race on 21:05 - Jun 12 with 1300 viewsFDC

Hoo boy. Scary. I guess this is connected to her endorsement of Johnson.

I listened to a long interview with her on Nick Robinson's podcast a while ago. She is thick as pig shit.

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Tory Leadership Race on 21:51 - Jun 12 with 1263 viewsCiderwithRsie

Tory Leadership Race on 12:47 - Jun 12 by Maggsinho

This genuinely happened on St Helena, I suspect it’s to do with prevailing crosswinds so maybe not as daft as it sounds.

Unfortunately what she did get wrong is that St Helena is a British territory so nothing to do with overseas aid.


Also, being an island in the middle of the Atlantic, it's one of the few places that isn't in "on one of the continents". It takes genius to get that one wrong.
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Tory Leadership Race on 22:50 - Jun 12 with 1203 viewsBostonR

I think this tweet ends Nasty Mcvey’s shot at being PM.
Sir Alan Duncan MP (@AlanDuncanMP) Tweeted:
Total rubbish. The runway in question is in St Helena. I was the DFID Minister who built it - completed early, under budget, and despite difficult wind conditions it operates well. It fulfils our legal obligations to a UK overseas territory and so is not "foreign aid". https://t.co/n4AmL0kBWY
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Tory Leadership Race on 10:19 - Jun 13 with 1063 viewsMick_S

Tory Leadership Race on 20:03 - Jun 11 by CamberleyR

Is it just me or does he remind anyone else of a ventriloquist's dummy?


Or a s hit Eamonn Andrews.


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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