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'Tit Monday' 22:08 - Jul 4 with 2328 viewsted_hendrix

I believe that next Monday 8th July is the start of the annual 'Tit Monday' tit festivities? if someone could confirm either way that would be appreciated.

There now follows a tit quote unashamedly stolen from some bloke who wrote tit quotes for a living.

" Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke "

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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'Tit Monday' on 22:33 - Jul 4 with 2241 viewsBklynRanger

Here's a rather pleasant pair for you Ted.

https://news.sky.com/video/michael-gove-takes-a-jog-around-the-streets-of-london
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'Tit Monday' on 03:26 - Jul 5 with 2231 viewsPommyhoop

Another pair of beauties Ted.
Quite breathtaking

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'Tit Monday' on 07:42 - Jul 5 with 2078 viewsWokingR

Oh FFS!

Tit Monday means something completely different round here
[Post edited 5 Jul 2019 7:45]
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'Tit Monday' on 07:59 - Jul 5 with 2052 viewsNorthernr

As I recall, the rules of tit Monday say it doesn't have to fall on a Monday, and walking to my 6-a-side game and then the pub afterwards yesterday if that wasn't tit Monday then I don't know what was.
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'Tit Monday' on 08:04 - Jul 5 with 2039 viewsconnell10

'Tit Monday' on 07:59 - Jul 5 by Northernr

As I recall, the rules of tit Monday say it doesn't have to fall on a Monday, and walking to my 6-a-side game and then the pub afterwards yesterday if that wasn't tit Monday then I don't know what was.


Clive thats sexist!

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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'Tit Monday' on 08:06 - Jul 5 with 2035 viewsNorthernr

'Tit Monday' on 08:04 - Jul 5 by connell10

Clive thats sexist!


I'll have to ban myself. Maybe go on another holiday. Gutted.
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'Tit Monday' on 08:14 - Jul 5 with 2026 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Cycling round London has been rather splendid these last few days.


Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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'Tit Monday' on 08:50 - Jul 5 with 1971 viewsDorse

'Tit Monday' was the less successful follow-up to 'Blue Monday', especially after it was banned by the BBC.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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'Tit Monday' on 09:07 - Jul 5 with 1942 viewsBlackCrowe

I thought Tit Monday was whenever the weather was finally warm enough for skimpy tops to appear. Usually april/may.

Clive's right it doesn't have to be Monday...anyway i found the definition:

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a t hought. Your urban landscape is suddenly li ghtened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road... And you know it is nearly summer.

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'Tit Monday' on 09:13 - Jul 5 with 1930 viewsPommyhoop

I had to look up frotted or rather 'to frot'.

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'Tit Monday' on 13:30 - Jul 5 with 1779 viewsconnell10

'Tit Monday' on 08:06 - Jul 5 by Northernr

I'll have to ban myself. Maybe go on another holiday. Gutted.



AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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'Tit Monday' on 13:51 - Jul 5 with 1721 viewsR_from_afar


"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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'Tit Monday' on 14:00 - Jul 5 with 1694 viewsMick_S

'Tit Monday' on 13:51 - Jul 5 by R_from_afar



It's a Scaramanga!

In The Man with the Golden Gun, Francisco Scaramanga is a typical Bond villain, flamboyant and menacing, with a supposedly unusual feature – a third nipple. But it's actually not that unique an identifier. One in 18 men have third nipples, while one in 50 women have them – and many people may have more than three.

Blimus.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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'Tit Monday' on 14:03 - Jul 5 with 1682 viewsSimonJames

Is Tit Monday when all the Solar Powered Women suddenly appear?

100% of people who drink water will die.

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