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Literally nothing to see here 20:05 - Sep 5 with 4088 viewsWestbourneR

https://www.lbhf.gov.uk/sites/default/files/section_attachments/note_of_meeting_

Yeeeeeeahhh... my mistake. I was told I could get a much more substantial run down of the details of the meeting's minutes... but no.

So I'm going to quietly leave this here and slide off. Apologies.

Suffice to say - it was not a successful meeting.
[Post edited 6 Sep 2019 9:37]

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Ominous minutes from big meeting between the council and QPR on 20:09 - Sep 5 with 4067 viewsEsox_Lucius

That isn't clear from those notes.

The grass is always greener.

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Ominous minutes from big meeting between the council and QPR on 20:37 - Sep 5 with 3949 viewsQPR_Jim

I like how they swing from looking at options for QPR to rent (presumably from the council who can't afford to build a stadium) to fan ownership of the ground. So basically if you won't rent the ground from us you have to promise to give away ownership of the ground.

I've said it before, there's no reason a long term lease of the site with QPR paying for the construction of the new stadium doesn't work for both parties. I guess the council wants the rent for revenue and QPR want to own to help with FFP.
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Ominous minutes from big meeting between the council and QPR on 21:12 - Sep 5 with 3836 viewskensalriser

Surely a Spackman.

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Ominous minutes from big meeting between the council and QPR on 21:24 - Sep 5 with 3805 viewscaliforniahoop

Ominous minutes from big meeting between the council and QPR on 20:09 - Sep 5 by Esox_Lucius

That isn't clear from those notes.


I just see topics for discussion?
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Ominous minutes from big meeting between the council and QPR on 09:09 - Sep 6 with 3342 viewsDorse

Doesn't matter. The land will inevitably turn out to be a lost Roman temple and designated a world heritage site, or a breeding ground for Guatemalan Tree Octopii. We'll end up having a lean-to in Mad Frankie O'Fisticuff's scrap yard.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Literally nothing to see here on 13:29 - Sep 6 with 3134 viewsR_from_afar

"Support for redeveloping the existing stadium and any help the
council could provide"

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Literally nothing to see here on 17:58 - Sep 6 with 3016 viewsloftboy

It will be years until we get a new stadium, if we are to generate income from attendance then there’s two things that need to be done, get rid of the family stand from the loft and make the paddocks terracing again, I’m sure with some reconfiguration we could get more safe rails in there than the seats we currently have.

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Literally nothing to see here on 02:10 - Sep 7 with 2781 viewsisawqpratwcity

Literally nothing to see here on 17:58 - Sep 6 by loftboy

It will be years until we get a new stadium, if we are to generate income from attendance then there’s two things that need to be done, get rid of the family stand from the loft and make the paddocks terracing again, I’m sure with some reconfiguration we could get more safe rails in there than the seats we currently have.


Is a lack of matchday capacity a current issue? No.

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Literally nothing to see here on 10:17 - Sep 7 with 2587 viewsloftboy

Literally nothing to see here on 02:10 - Sep 7 by isawqpratwcity

Is a lack of matchday capacity a current issue? No.


Short term yes, but a surprise promotion back to the land of greed and that changes.

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Literally nothing to see here on 11:08 - Sep 7 with 2530 viewsisawqpratwcity

Literally nothing to see here on 10:17 - Sep 7 by loftboy

Short term yes, but a surprise promotion back to the land of greed and that changes.


I admire your optimism.

And in that somewhat unlikely event, your stadium modifications could be quickly and cheaply undertaken, assuming the business modelling and regulatory permissions stack up. That may well provide more gate money, though gate money is small beer once you get your lips back onto that TV money tit.

Meantime, Lee Hoos has to go to LBHF saying that the club is currently struggling to survive because its stadium doesn't offer any return on capital except for matchday receipts. We need alternative income streams to survive where we are now: in the Championship, under FFP. Them seeing us increasing our capacity when we're battling to get better than 2/3rds full might prompt them to suggest that discussions be shelved for a few seasons to see how that initiative works out.

Let's be quite clear on this: we're the party that needs things to change; LBHF are perfectly content with the status quo.

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Literally nothing to see here on 12:44 - Sep 7 with 2462 viewsDorse

Literally nothing to see here on 11:08 - Sep 7 by isawqpratwcity

I admire your optimism.

And in that somewhat unlikely event, your stadium modifications could be quickly and cheaply undertaken, assuming the business modelling and regulatory permissions stack up. That may well provide more gate money, though gate money is small beer once you get your lips back onto that TV money tit.

Meantime, Lee Hoos has to go to LBHF saying that the club is currently struggling to survive because its stadium doesn't offer any return on capital except for matchday receipts. We need alternative income streams to survive where we are now: in the Championship, under FFP. Them seeing us increasing our capacity when we're battling to get better than 2/3rds full might prompt them to suggest that discussions be shelved for a few seasons to see how that initiative works out.

Let's be quite clear on this: we're the party that needs things to change; LBHF are perfectly content with the status quo.


+ + + Top Secret. Eyes Only + + +

Memo
From: Lee Hoos
To: Les Ferdinand's Syndicate of Evil; Tony Fernandes; The Board; Noel Edmonds
Subject: Alternative Funding Streams For QPR

Gentlemen and Noel.

It has come to my attention that the club is desperately short of alternative revenue streams outside of matchday income, TV money, potential wins on Income Bonds and a dead cert in the 3.30 at Chepstow. Following consulatation with our legal representatives, Hadaway & Shiteman, I propose the following:

* Youth Team to spend off-time threatening smaller boys for dinner money.
* Unused squad players to be used as extras in Eastenders, sitting in the Queen Vic or eyeing up a bargain in the market. Speaking parts to be charged at double rate.
* Boyband to be formed with Ryan Manning, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Ebere Eze and Joe Lumley called 'Offsyde Boyz'.
* Tours of Geoff Cameron
* Learn Spanish with Angel 'The Mangle' Rangel. (Note, thought about Learn Slovenian with Mlakar but decided against it)
* Web cam of the showers to be live streamed in our new 'QPoRn' service.
* Time Team special digging up the Ellerslie Road toilets to discover the lost Roman baths beneath

We must not fail.

LH

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Literally nothing to see here on 12:51 - Sep 7 with 2451 viewsisawqpratwcity

Literally nothing to see here on 12:44 - Sep 7 by Dorse

+ + + Top Secret. Eyes Only + + +

Memo
From: Lee Hoos
To: Les Ferdinand's Syndicate of Evil; Tony Fernandes; The Board; Noel Edmonds
Subject: Alternative Funding Streams For QPR

Gentlemen and Noel.

It has come to my attention that the club is desperately short of alternative revenue streams outside of matchday income, TV money, potential wins on Income Bonds and a dead cert in the 3.30 at Chepstow. Following consulatation with our legal representatives, Hadaway & Shiteman, I propose the following:

* Youth Team to spend off-time threatening smaller boys for dinner money.
* Unused squad players to be used as extras in Eastenders, sitting in the Queen Vic or eyeing up a bargain in the market. Speaking parts to be charged at double rate.
* Boyband to be formed with Ryan Manning, Bright Osayi-Samuel, Ebere Eze and Joe Lumley called 'Offsyde Boyz'.
* Tours of Geoff Cameron
* Learn Spanish with Angel 'The Mangle' Rangel. (Note, thought about Learn Slovenian with Mlakar but decided against it)
* Web cam of the showers to be live streamed in our new 'QPoRn' service.
* Time Team special digging up the Ellerslie Road toilets to discover the lost Roman baths beneath

We must not fail.

LH


I have already signed up for QPoRn and sent a request to 'Porny Torny' Fernandes (© Lblock) to revisit the strategy of increased revenue from signing Koreans.
[Post edited 7 Sep 2019 14:32]

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Literally nothing to see here on 14:11 - Sep 7 with 2393 viewsisawqpratwcity

Incidentally, did you notice the last point in the OP's link?

"- QPR/Alan Sendorek political campaigning"

I don't know what campaigning they are referring to, but here's a link to this Sendorek character: https://powerbase.info/index.php/Alan_Sendorek

Apparently he's been Press Officer to Pigf*cker Magnifico (and Brexit Bozo) Cameron and our own (eeugh!) Gove.

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