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But sometimes I feel more fulfilled Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill I want to live and I want to love I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 09:19 - Sep 24 with 3870 views
But sometimes I feel more fulfilled Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill I want to live and I want to love I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
and the pain was enough to make a shy ,bald, Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder!
AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
So long to my dog Snickers Who ate Christmas tinsel So long to Mr. Whiskers Who jumped out of a window And to the family of gerbils Who chewed out of the cage And the little brown rabbit I ran over by mistake
So long to the goldfish Who ate each other's tails So long to the chipmunk Trapped under the stairs So long to the rosebush I never watered And to whatever was inside That hole that I raked over
So long to the seagull I hit with a rock So long to the squirrel I accidentally shot And to everything I burned With a magnifying glass That long lonely summer When I was only ten
So long, so long I'll see you on the other side So long, so long I'll see you on the other side
Handsome Family, So Long
Air hostess clique
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 13:17 - Sep 24 with 3555 views
Not heard of any of them apart from James. For all you old timers it’s Ernie The fastest milkman by Benny Hill I said “Do you want it pasteurised because pasteurised is best” She said “Ernie I’ll be happy if it comes up to my chest” Classic
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 14:04 - Sep 24 with 3504 views
Jesus Christ come on down! If you ever wondered how You get triangles from a cow You need butter, milk and cheese And an equilateral chainsaw In debt I owe someone a fiver Maybe I should try my hand at drag James Dean was just a careless driver And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd Mary had a little lamb The doctors were astounded Everywhere she went Gynaecologists surrounded They've been cooking on Blue Peter Now they're sampling the dishes "I don't normally like tomatoes, John But this is delicious" 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd ...
The grass is always greener.
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 14:31 - Sep 24 with 3470 views
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis Just like you swore to me that you'd be true There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 14:32 - Sep 24 with 3468 views
Simple but both amusing and deeply moving. "Once upon a time at home I sat beside the telephone Waiting for someone to pull me through When at last it didn't ring, I knew it wasn't you"
The grass is always greener.
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 16:12 - Sep 24 with 3374 views
Funniest Song Lyrics on 15:46 - Sep 24 by Esox_Lucius
Simple but both amusing and deeply moving. "Once upon a time at home I sat beside the telephone Waiting for someone to pull me through When at last it didn't ring, I knew it wasn't you"
Kirstie McColl was great and I've not played any of her stuff for years. Time to dig it out my old CDs
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 16:17 - Sep 24 with 3367 views
When the rain comes tumbling down In the country or the town, All good little girls and boys Stay at home and mind their toys. Robert thought: 'No, when it pours, It is better out of doors.'
Half Man Half Biscuit, McLusky, Handsome Family and the late great Kirsty. This is my kind of thread. Anyone see McLusky on the recent tour? Brilliant.
Here's another Handsome Family one that I think is very funny.....
Also The Burning Hell have loads of funny lyrics, here's an example.....
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 20:30 - Sep 25 with 2861 views
Funniest Song Lyrics on 14:04 - Sep 24 by Esox_Lucius
Jesus Christ come on down! If you ever wondered how You get triangles from a cow You need butter, milk and cheese And an equilateral chainsaw In debt I owe someone a fiver Maybe I should try my hand at drag James Dean was just a careless driver And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd Mary had a little lamb The doctors were astounded Everywhere she went Gynaecologists surrounded They've been cooking on Blue Peter Now they're sampling the dishes "I don't normally like tomatoes, John But this is delicious" 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd ...
HMHB If i had claustrophobia if i had agrophobia
stuck in my font porch
or
theres a man with a mullet gone mad with a mallet in millets
too many to mention
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Funniest Song Lyrics on 22:26 - Sep 25 with 2797 views