| What just happened? 17:02 - Nov 15 with 2412 views | qprxtc |
About 20 years ago an extremely fit woman at my old job asked me out. She was from New Zealand, I think, and blonde, great “chesty pegs” (her description) and supported the Rs! She was cracking. Had an overlapping front tooth but, my word, she was on fire.
Off for a pub crawl down Goldhawk Road (when it was possible to do such a thing). I’m potting all the shots. Being funny, taking sensibly, having proper intelligent conversations. Never happened before and rarely since.
Chucking out time and we are walking back up to the Green, mows my chance to seal the deal.. here we go..
“Samantha, can I ask you a question?”
“Of course, what is it?”
“You ever thought about getting your teeth done?”
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| What just happened? on 18:34 - Nov 15 with 2248 views | superstan |
Did she have an Adams Apple as well? |  | | |
| What just happened? on 19:22 - Nov 15 with 2139 views | DavieQPR |
Free Central 'eating. |  | | |
| What just happened? on 19:25 - Nov 15 with 2130 views | Hitch |
Don't look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire. |  | | |
| What just happened? on 00:57 - Nov 16 with 1877 views | JAPRANGERS |
Did you check for a sausage??  |  | | |
| What just happened? on 01:30 - Nov 16 with 1855 views | Boston |
| What just happened? on 19:25 - Nov 15 by Hitch |
Don't look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire. |
S’pose ewe’d know all about! | |
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| What just happened? on 07:49 - Nov 16 with 1736 views | Lblock |
You could’ve got her back to yours and asked her to brace herself for a good filling |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| What just happened? on 09:53 - Nov 16 with 1622 views | enfieldargh |
| What just happened? on 07:49 - Nov 16 by Lblock |
You could’ve got her back to yours and asked her to brace herself for a good filling |
and you could put a plaque on the wall to commemorate the appointment I mean event |  |
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| What just happened? on 11:44 - Nov 16 with 1520 views | TacticalR |
The perfect is the enemy of the good, as Voltaire once said.
I would have expected you to have charmed her with existentialist musings. |  |
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| What just happened? on 12:14 - Nov 16 with 1485 views | flynnbo |
Probably a bridge too far. |  | | |
| What just happened? on 19:41 - Nov 19 with 1060 views | Esox_Lucius |
I went out for a meal with a very pretty nurse many years ago and at the end she said to me "We must have dinner again" and I said "No thanks, I'm stuffed". |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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