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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe 15:32 - Nov 29 with 3480 viewskensalriser

Thanks to Antti for the inspiration.

Found out
Stonewall penalty
Recycling possession
Flat track bully
20 goal a season striker


Poll: Come on then, let's have it.

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 15:35 - Nov 29 with 1616 viewsNed_Kennedys

Clean Sheet
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 15:48 - Nov 29 with 1588 viewsJuzzie

He has the right to go down

They even themselves out over the season

A little bit offside
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 15:49 - Nov 29 with 1586 viewscolinallcars

Penalty all day long.
Turned him inside out.

Not a cliche but a nice turn of phrase from a commentator - Elegant as a gazelle but tough as teak.
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:07 - Nov 29 with 1554 viewsAntti_Heinola

He almost hit it too well

Bare bones.

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:31 - Nov 29 with 1536 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Got to make the goalkeeper make a save

No you fcking don’t.
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:32 - Nov 29 with 1527 viewsted_hendrix

"Keep the ball, keep the fcing ball"

Sat in front of Clive once away at Forest, I'm sure it was him who said what seemed like every 5 minutes,"second ball, SECOND BALL"

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:39 - Nov 29 with 1504 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:07 - Nov 29 by Antti_Heinola

He almost hit it too well


Yep. Does my head in.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:40 - Nov 29 with 1502 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Physicality.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:42 - Nov 29 with 1495 viewsHantsR

Slide rule pass

Poll: Who's the Guy on the bonfire on Nov 5th?

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 17:32 - Nov 29 with 1445 viewsAntti_Heinola

Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:42 - Nov 29 by HantsR

Slide rule pass


Back to basics.

Bare bones.

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 17:52 - Nov 29 with 1415 viewsqprxtc

“That could have gone anywhere”.

It did.

“He’s lost the dressing room”.

Eh?

“Tactically naive”.

Meaningless bollox.

“Get yer tits out for the lads”.

Yes please.
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:02 - Nov 29 with 1404 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

In and around the box.
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:50 - Nov 29 with 1373 viewsPinnerPaul

Its about taking your chances in this league (As opposed to those leagues who give you points for not scoring I suppose?)

Corner ball - where did that come from - we don't say goal kick ball or free kick ball?
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:54 - Nov 29 with 1366 viewsPinnerPaul

and a few from my officiating - just a few - promise!

Two sides out there ref - Really, never knew that!

You saw that lino - normally when the ref is 5 yards away and I'm about 50+

My best/worse is when the ref has given a foul and you get 'You have to help him out there lino' - like maybe run onto the pitch and snatch the whistle from his hand perhaps?!
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:56 - Nov 29 with 1363 viewsPinnerPaul

Freefall - sorry Bobbi66!
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 19:36 - Nov 29 with 1338 viewscolinallcars

Stung the goalie's hands.....
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 19:40 - Nov 29 with 1326 viewsCamberleyR

"He's a proper football man"

Managers (yes I'm talking about you Sean Dyche) referring to their team or squad as "the group"
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 19:59 - Nov 29 with 1308 viewsDorse

Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:02 - Nov 29 by BazzaInTheLoft

In and around the box.


Or 'the pitch' as it is sometimes known.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 20:05 - Nov 29 with 1291 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Plucky lower-/non-league minnows.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk We are QataRs!

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 20:29 - Nov 29 with 1267 viewsWokingR

Probably scored too early
What !?
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 21:05 - Nov 29 with 1252 viewsrsonist

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Football-Cliches-Adam-Hurrey/dp/1472241347

One of the great sports books. Top, top twitterer too.
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 21:23 - Nov 29 with 1232 viewsBathRanger

Early doors
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 21:26 - Nov 29 with 1228 viewsdodge_stoke_r

Keep it simple (boot it)
It was a soft penalty (it wasn't a penalty!)
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 21:55 - Nov 29 with 1207 viewspaulparker

Class of 92

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 22:05 - Nov 29 with 1192 viewsizlingtonhoop

Denied by the woodwork

It doesn't take part, he missed.
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