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Gaza Strip Cup 20:31 - Mar 19 with 544 viewsaston_hoop

Great result for Gaza El Riyadi over Khadamat Khanyounis today. Apparently, according to the Livescore app.

Dammit I miss football.

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Gaza Strip Cup on 20:33 - Mar 19 with 529 viewsloftboy

When I first saw this post on the forum main page I thought it was about Paul Gascoigne and a strip club!!!

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Gaza Strip Cup on 20:36 - Mar 19 with 517 viewsaston_hoop

Gaza Strip Cup on 20:33 - Mar 19 by loftboy

When I first saw this post on the forum main page I thought it was about Paul Gascoigne and a strip club!!!


I'd imagine such stories exist! Anyone got one? Or a strip club story in general? Very bored in Isolation here

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Gaza Strip Cup on 21:15 - Mar 19 with 484 viewsbosh67

Gaza Strip Cup on 20:36 - Mar 19 by aston_hoop

I'd imagine such stories exist! Anyone got one? Or a strip club story in general? Very bored in Isolation here


1. I made a documentary in Tampa Bay about lap dancers and ended up in my hotel room with one of the most beautiful women I've ever met with the best body I have ever seen. Lap dancer by night, glass blower by day. The perfect combination. She slipped out my room at 7am and there were guys from a bachelors night around the pool still nursing hang overs from being out all night. They told me I was a fcking hero in their eyes as they were at the same club the night before. Sadly, she had just got divorced and so had I, so we spent most of the night retelling the sorry story of our marriages with each other. Nothing really happened and we actually fell asleep in each other's arms fully dressed in the early hours. The only thing was the kiss before she left. Sensational and sods law I had to fly out to my next job that day.

2. I made a documentary about male strippers in the early 2000s. At the end of filming the troupe challenged me to do a full monty because it's not an easy job. I did it. Stark naked in front of 400 screaming women in Blackwood Wales. Only problem is I am very short sighted and I went out through the fire exit door rather than the stage dressing room door. I was locked outside and had to walk back round the building, past the bus stop and everyone there and past the queue for the chip shop. Went back in to the foyer of the venue. Reception girl looked me up and down and said, "You the stripper?", "Yup," I said. She looks me up and down again and says, "Shouldn't you start with your clothes on?"

Never knowingly right.
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