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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson 22:00 - Sep 18 with 2552 viewsLblock

But at least OJ got the result

But don’t panic lads, game of two halves tonight and we didn’t take the zero chances apart from the penalty and corner we did get away from home. We had bags of pace and leadership and were just unlucky tonight, plenty of time

Please don’t anyone get on Luke Awsomes back tonight. He was so unlucky to get the hook on the hour mark after four, that’s FOUR, amazing... as in total.... touches in the second half tonight. He’ll be a centre midfield enforcer, or attacking midfielder or silky team opener eventually. Just needs to bed in now he’s a permanent, different player now he’s ours and won’t be invisible or hide this season.

I’m still positive and this is just one result in our second game FFS, lets not start moaning about the shambolic approach to set pieces as Warbs knows his onions and doesn’t need any defensive coaching assistance.

Onwards

(PS - the bluebottle just buzzed out of the ointment)

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 22:03 - Sep 18 with 2514 viewsMalintabuk

OJ Simpson.... more like Wallace Simpson but there was a girl that apparently had great ball control
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 22:37 - Sep 18 with 2403 viewsRangersw12

A word of advice, your not funny fella and your trying way to hard to be like disco....

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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 22:51 - Sep 18 with 2374 viewsMalintabuk

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 22:37 - Sep 18 by Rangersw12

A word of advice, your not funny fella and your trying way to hard to be like disco....



Oh I don't know.... i thought it might have been midly amusing after tonights showing...
Obviously not to your liking but we can't please everyone now can we
Thanks for the advice though much appreciated
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 02:16 - Sep 19 with 2232 viewstimcocking

OJ's defence was the best money could buy and got him off a double axe murder...
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 11:06 - Sep 19 with 2078 viewsqprd

Not to be that guy, but oj Simpson actually put together one of the greatest defenses of all time.., Alan dershowitz, Johnny Cochrane... legendary litigators

(Oops sorry duplicate post to Tim)
[Post edited 19 Sep 2020 11:13]
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 11:11 - Sep 19 with 2064 viewsthame_hoops

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 02:16 - Sep 19 by timcocking

OJ's defence was the best money could buy and got him off a double axe murder...


^^^This 😆
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 11:14 - Sep 19 with 2049 viewswestberksr

yep; we were dead unlucky to fall foul of the hotbed of football Coventry City (Birmingham's 5th largest team)

sat there last night with a Cov mate counting off those corners and the free headers and the appalling defending that gave them 3 consecutive unchallenged attempts at goal. Funny enough after the first 2 they'd got their eye in and the third was buried with consummate ease. His response, "oh, you're right, you are shit at corners!"

it's pretty pathetic that we haven't managed, after consecutive seasons of shipping a huge goal tally, to get organised enough to defend set pieces or crosses!
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 13:14 - Sep 19 with 1976 viewsNorthernr

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 02:16 - Sep 19 by timcocking

OJ's defence was the best money could buy and got him off a double axe murder...


Don't let things like that get in the way of comedy of this standard Tim.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 13:39 - Sep 19 with 1923 viewsPadulas_Shampoo

I think this post is attempted gallow’s humour / tongue in cheek but it was so poorly composed that I don’t understand where one hilarious sentence ends and the next hilarious sentence begins.

Perhaps you could supply a clapping or lolling emoji at the bits where you’re expecting rapturous guffaws? A bit like those middle-of-the-road American sitcoms on Channel Four at mid-morning that only my mother in law seems to find amusing do to the studio audiences? Actually maybe I could show her this post as she may be able to point out the comical bits...

The set piece defending is a complete farce though.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 13:43 - Sep 19 with 1910 viewsrobith

Imagine spending some of your precious time on earth concocting and then writing this
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 16:49 - Sep 19 with 1795 viewsLblock

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 13:14 - Sep 19 by Northernr

Don't let things like that get in the way of comedy of this standard Tim.


Apologies

Forgot to run the copy past the divine leader

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 16:50 - Sep 19 with 1791 viewsLblock

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 13:43 - Sep 19 by robith

Imagine spending some of your precious time on earth concocting and then writing this


Thanks for listening

We’ll be back same time next week. Take care X

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:36 - Sep 20 with 1621 viewsClive_Anderson

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 16:49 - Sep 19 by Lblock

Apologies

Forgot to run the copy past the divine leader


I wouldn't take it personally, this site is overrun by tedious cnts these days that jump on anyone with a different opinion.

Almost anyone half decent has long since left.

Unless you appreciate the irony of some of the dullest people on earth trying to lay down the law on what is funny or not.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:41 - Sep 20 with 1606 viewsWatford_Ranger

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:36 - Sep 20 by Clive_Anderson

I wouldn't take it personally, this site is overrun by tedious cnts these days that jump on anyone with a different opinion.

Almost anyone half decent has long since left.

Unless you appreciate the irony of some of the dullest people on earth trying to lay down the law on what is funny or not.


Maybe it was just a terribly inaccurate analogy.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:51 - Sep 20 with 1578 viewsNorthernr

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:36 - Sep 20 by Clive_Anderson

I wouldn't take it personally, this site is overrun by tedious cnts these days that jump on anyone with a different opinion.

Almost anyone half decent has long since left.

Unless you appreciate the irony of some of the dullest people on earth trying to lay down the law on what is funny or not.


Posts like this make it all seem so worthwhile. Love you too mate.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:56 - Sep 20 with 1561 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:36 - Sep 20 by Clive_Anderson

I wouldn't take it personally, this site is overrun by tedious cnts these days that jump on anyone with a different opinion.

Almost anyone half decent has long since left.

Unless you appreciate the irony of some of the dullest people on earth trying to lay down the law on what is funny or not.


You, LBLock, me and many others with controversial opinions have been able to say whatever we want for the entirety of the existence of this forum.

Being able to say whatever you want goes hand in hand with being criticised for it. Painting yourselves as the censored martyrs isn’t reflective of reality. I think Clive lets too much go to be honest but that’s his business.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 10:08 - Sep 20 with 1530 viewsClive_Anderson

Well LBlock seems like a decent bloke and everyone was piling in on him, so someone had to do the decent thing and give some back.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 10:13 - Sep 20 with 1512 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 10:08 - Sep 20 by Clive_Anderson

Well LBlock seems like a decent bloke and everyone was piling in on him, so someone had to do the decent thing and give some back.


I wish I had that support when I was being called a Commie Cnt!
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 10:16 - Sep 20 with 1500 viewsClive_Anderson

Maybe one day Baz
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 10:20 - Sep 20 with 1486 viewsNorthernr

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 10:08 - Sep 20 by Clive_Anderson

Well LBlock seems like a decent bloke and everyone was piling in on him, so someone had to do the decent thing and give some back.


Think of it like your pub.

If you say "we're getting relegated" for five years and it doesn't happen, there's going to be some gentle pisstaking.

If you say "our defence is worse than OJ Simpson's" when in fact OJ Simpson, notoriously, had a defence team so incredible he got away with a double murder, there's going to be some gentle pisstaking.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 10:35 - Sep 20 with 1452 viewsClive_Anderson

Well exactly he was saying the defence wasn't that bad

But seriously, anything slightly off message gets downvoted to oblivion by the same people over and over again. I noticed Paul Parker getting the same treatment on the match thread.
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Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 11:27 - Sep 20 with 1384 viewsHooping_Mad

Warburton’s Defence is worse than OJ Simpson on 09:51 - Sep 20 by Northernr

Posts like this make it all seem so worthwhile. Love you too mate.


While placing all those who's views differ even slightly in a box marked troglodyte?

Pot, Kettle, I'm not that stupid....

Chairman of the Junior Hoilett appreciation society

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