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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** 07:17 - May 1 with 49534 viewsted_hendrix

"Are you all sitty comftybold two-square on your botty? Then I'll begin, "Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-fallollop and graze the knee-clappers"

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:04 - May 1 with 17228 viewsnumptydumpty

Worzel Gummidge enters the room !!
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"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:19 - May 1 with 17191 viewsdmm

This is a very good question and topicold. I would say that if the forward line have a symmetrical teamworkers and that they can from the first passit of the ball... take in mind the measured beat of a one, two, throo or fido... so that the ball can falollop out to the wingers and a very fine trittly how in a run and drop-kick and carry one and shooting in the goal if they can get by without an offsiger which is known on the ref and don't throw the bottload because he's only doing his best.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:30 - May 1 with 17132 viewsPlanetHonneywood

I think the grandfather of this site has availed himself of substances of dubious legality.

Edward Hendrix, have you been at the 'shrooms?

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:32 - May 1 with 17126 viewsE15Hoop

A helpful guide for those of our younger Forum members who are thinking that Father Ted Hendrix and dmm-boots have completely lost the plot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:36 - May 1 with 17111 viewsted_hendrix

''Ipswich do in fact go back to Ethelrebbers Unready, King Albert's burnt capers where, you know, the toast fell in and the dear lady did get a very cross knit and smote him across the eardrome excallybold".

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:42 - May 1 with 17053 viewscolinallcars

I'm going up the pub to unwin(d).
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:49 - May 1 with 17019 viewsPlanetHonneywood

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 08:36 - May 1 by ted_hendrix

''Ipswich do in fact go back to Ethelrebbers Unready, King Albert's burnt capers where, you know, the toast fell in and the dear lady did get a very cross knit and smote him across the eardrome excallybold".


Well, there's our answer!

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 09:00 - May 1 with 16975 viewsbosh67

3-1 QPR. It's what we do!

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 09:39 - May 1 with 16872 viewsterryb

I find it surreal that many Ipswich fans are telling me that they expect us to win! They think I'm mad when I tell them that apart from playing Watford, tomorrow is the easiest match they could have.

Tell them that our players will either be on the beach or the treatment table & they look at you as if you're trying to con them. State that Burrell & possibly Kone will be missing & they say that A N Other will be better than their central strikers. I do find that hard to dfisagree with!

Please Rangers, I'm not expecting anything but a severe thrashing, but us East Anglian R's do require you to put in a performance that doesn't question our integrity. This is not the match for Adamson, Smith or Esquerdinha to play in.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 09:40 - May 1 with 16868 viewsDannyPaddox

But lo, faloppy hairy Prince of Denmark Nico Madsong thalumps a spectaculatve orbibold whence Dicky Koney off his glooty-maximolds bamboozles Ipswich’s one of number big hands all flappy in big pimply gloves forlorn. Tractor boys galopped! Onion bag ‘o’ clock singeth the two thousand and day in the late it is too. Touchy line Julian Antoines De Caunes Stephane whistle and flute toot-toot noggin-grin as big as the Central Massif shiny Edith Piaf cheese-box believe it not. Meanwhilst Bermondsey no-one-likes-us arse-flossers now all hope-what-kills-you and what-have-you. Rs careth not. Party pooped for carrot-crunchers but choppy sarnies prepairy and bunting ready for Totteringham August.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 09:47 - May 1 with 16840 viewskensalriser

Have you all taken jobs at the Virgin Media call centre?

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 09:52 - May 1 with 16809 viewssilky

We are going to get absolutely butt-fu$&%d.

Ipswich will be having a party even before the 5min mark.

We will also conceded just before half time and just after half time with the final score being 5-1. Kone to get a consolation.

Adamson vs whomever Ipswich 10 mill + winger they decide to throw in the mix.

Field day, speaking of Field....... We could do with him back eh?

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:11 - May 1 with 16765 viewsBlue_Castello

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 09:39 - May 1 by terryb

I find it surreal that many Ipswich fans are telling me that they expect us to win! They think I'm mad when I tell them that apart from playing Watford, tomorrow is the easiest match they could have.

Tell them that our players will either be on the beach or the treatment table & they look at you as if you're trying to con them. State that Burrell & possibly Kone will be missing & they say that A N Other will be better than their central strikers. I do find that hard to dfisagree with!

Please Rangers, I'm not expecting anything but a severe thrashing, but us East Anglian R's do require you to put in a performance that doesn't question our integrity. This is not the match for Adamson, Smith or Esquerdinha to play in.


Yup they have one of the best squads in the division but are still moaning about the failings of their strikers and the fact they miss too many chances, where have we heard that before.

Just watched Mcintyres interview with Stephan on WSL where he asks him at the end will he use this game to look at 1 or 2 players, he replies probably I need to know who is available, personally I would want Steve Cook out there playing game 101 if Mbengue is definitely injured, the thought of Adamson against Philogene and Clark is scary.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:27 - May 1 with 16710 viewsE17hoop

Pink kit tomorrow - have we won wearing it?

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:34 - May 1 with 16688 viewsTheChef

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:27 - May 1 by E17hoop

Pink kit tomorrow - have we won wearing it?


No, I don't believe so.

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:45 - May 1 with 16651 viewsDannyPaddox

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:27 - May 1 by E17hoop

Pink kit tomorrow - have we won wearing it?


Are people’s memories that short? We won the European Super Cup in it in the summer beating Toulouse 2-1. Celar got the winner from the spot.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:49 - May 1 with 16637 viewsted_hendrix

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:27 - May 1 by E17hoop

Pink kit tomorrow - have we won wearing it?


*Pink, it was love at first sight
Yeah, pink when I turn out the light
And pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight*

Courtesy of Aerosmith.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:53 - May 1 with 16626 viewsaston_hoop

I've seen nothing all week from Ipswich fans other than 'best case scenario, best team we could possibly be facing', 'foregone conclusion', 'should finish this one off easily', 'this one will be all over before HT', 'QPR will roll over as usual for this one'

So much arrogance from them, I know many agree that we will lose this, but personally I hope we smash them and Boro go up. Bored of losing to Boro anyway.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 11:07 - May 1 with 16579 viewsloftus77

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:27 - May 1 by E17hoop

Pink kit tomorrow - have we won wearing it?


Blackburn away?
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 11:14 - May 1 with 16559 viewsHarbour

A win or draw would be great but a thrashing is expected 3-1 loss regrettably
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 12:08 - May 1 with 16429 viewsE15Hoop

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:27 - May 1 by E17hoop

Pink kit tomorrow - have we won wearing it?


Of course the logical thing would have been to wear green hoops, where there is absolutely no chance of any kind of colour clash, but that would clearly have been far too sensible..
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 12:12 - May 1 with 16420 viewsE15Hoop

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 10:53 - May 1 by aston_hoop

I've seen nothing all week from Ipswich fans other than 'best case scenario, best team we could possibly be facing', 'foregone conclusion', 'should finish this one off easily', 'this one will be all over before HT', 'QPR will roll over as usual for this one'

So much arrogance from them, I know many agree that we will lose this, but personally I hope we smash them and Boro go up. Bored of losing to Boro anyway.
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The Bermondsey Marxist Hunters have got Oxford at home, so its either them or the Tractor Boys for second spot, really.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 12:12 - May 1 with 16418 viewsfrancisbowles

**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 09:39 - May 1 by terryb

I find it surreal that many Ipswich fans are telling me that they expect us to win! They think I'm mad when I tell them that apart from playing Watford, tomorrow is the easiest match they could have.

Tell them that our players will either be on the beach or the treatment table & they look at you as if you're trying to con them. State that Burrell & possibly Kone will be missing & they say that A N Other will be better than their central strikers. I do find that hard to dfisagree with!

Please Rangers, I'm not expecting anything but a severe thrashing, but us East Anglian R's do require you to put in a performance that doesn't question our integrity. This is not the match for Adamson, Smith or Esquerdinha to play in.


I think he is a bit short on options and at least one of those will play. Personally, I would play Morgan at RB with Ronnie, JCS and RND. Varane and Hayden as DMs. Smyth, Vale and Esquerdinha with Kone up top. (I don't think Chair or Madsen should or will be risked)

As for the bench it's looking like two keepers and a bunch of kids.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 12:14 - May 1 with 16407 viewsRangersw12

5-0 defeat

3 down within the first 20 mins
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread** on 12:18 - May 1 with 16383 viewsRs_Holy

3 - 0 defeat ... and I'd settle for that!
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