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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? 10:08 - Jul 11 with 59700 viewsmakaveli1882

QPR edged a step closer to capturing Peter Crouch last night for a knockdown £1million after the striker is understood to have turned down a megabucks move to play in Turkey.

Not least of the reasons the Hoops fan will disappoint top side Trabzonspor is a desire to make a decent job of TV chat show due to launch later in the year.

The former England forward, born and bred in Ealing, could end up less than a mile from Rangers new training ground when he hosts Peter Crouch on the Crouch at the Sky studios in Isleworth.

The 32-year-old nearly made it to Loftus Road in January, but then manager at Stoke, Tony Pulis, vetoed the move when he failed to find cover for the 6ft 7ins forward.




Rangers boss Harry Redknapp is particularly keen to link up for the third time with Crouch so he can lessen the load on the vulnerable hip of Bobby Zamora.

The former Fulham man has vetoed an operation that would keep him out for several months opting to manage the problem with a new fitness regime, although a minimum 46-game season has boss Redknapp hoping Zamora will share duties with Crouch


Read more: Fulham Chronicle http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-qpr/2013/07/11/82029-33595116/#ixzz2Yj5O
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 13:42 - Jan 1 with 5650 viewsSomersetHoops

Joey - Whack a Mole

A new reality show where contestants go under cover to attempt to get Joey Barton to hit them quicker than other contestants. Typical attempts include spilling his beer, chatting up his bird and reminding him he plays for QPR. The latter method has had the most success with Joey hitting out within 30 seconds of it being mentioned.

Who's Next?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 02:48 - Nov 28 with 5461 viewsFredManRave

Sandro goes Commando.

Unfortunately the show had to be suspended yet again due to The Beast falling over while pulling up his trousers and damaging his knee as a consequence. Show organisers have said how surprised they are at his sixth failure in managing to stand up and not damage his knee whilst trying to put on only trousers. They also commented that it could have been a lot worse and hoped he'd be back filming in January.

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:19 - Jul 23 with 5249 viewsCamberleyR

Bump

Poll: Which is the worst QPR team?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:27 - Jul 23 with 5222 viewseghamranger

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:40 - Jul 23 with 5162 viewswombat

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:27 - Jul 23 by eghamranger




Poll: which is your favouite foot

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 15:45 - Jul 23 with 5129 viewsCamberleyR

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:35 - Jul 12 by simmo

Juan Flo Evra the Cocu's Nesta


Ageing players live for a week in a mental home with a massive native indian.




Take a bow for that one.

Poll: Which is the worst QPR team?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:01 - Jul 23 with 4926 viewslondonscottish

London Faurlin.

Popular QPR midfielder talking about his love of music - and especially right-on London-based punk bands.

Poll: Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 19:35 - Jul 23 with 4598 viewsMrSheen

Dumb and Plummer

Leon and Chris reminisce about their madcap adventures in QPR's reserves.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 21:00 - Jul 23 with 4461 viewsdubaistu

My favorite ever thread on this board, need it after the past few days.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 22:14 - Jul 23 with 4334 viewseasthertsr

It's Just Like Watching Brazil.
A team of Alan Brazil lookalikes get pissed and take turns to speak complete incoherent drivel. You have to guess which is the real one!
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 22:26 - Jul 23 with 4305 viewsganjR

Samba's Dear Kites.

The enigmatic Senegalese footballer, shows a different side as he talks us through his personal collection.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 22:44 - Jul 23 with 4268 viewsMrSheen

The Man Who Would Be King

Released sex offenders and car thieves compete to convince a lower-league chairman to make them his twenty goals a season frontman (if they keep their noses clean).
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 07:58 - Jul 24 with 4045 viewseasthertsr

Front Krul Scwimmer
The 'Thick of It' actress Rebecca, Dutch Goalie Tim and the 'Friends' star David compete in an Olympic swimming pool.
Pop Idle
Wet Ham seventies Legend Pop Robson is filmed sitting on his arse watching daytime TV for six months.
Cool Hand Luke
Man U defender Luke Shaw is challenged to stick his right hand into various freezers to see how how long he can keep it there.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:04 - Jul 24 with 3975 viewsMrSheen

Walker, Caulker & Chalker's Stalk Through Gawker

The Wales defender and the former education minister join forces with Dan to bring you the latest gossip and scandal from the internet.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:53 - Jul 24 with 3945 viewsHunterhoop

Phelan Wells?

Former Norwich legend and Hull City Assistant Manager, Mike Phelan, addresses the important topic of testicular cancer, showing current Huddersfield centre forward, Nahki Wells, how to check for lumps and what to do if you find one.

It's Bignot small

Diminutive Former QPR right back, Marcus Bignot, meets fellow sport professionals struggling with the demands of possessing significantly sized manhoods and how they cope being objectified by women whilst performing their jobs.

Forbes' Dann of the Year

In a fly on the wall documentary, Terrell Forbers spends a full year living with Scott Dann and his relatives in an attempt to identify which of Scott's family is his "Dann of the Year".

I'll get my coat....
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:14 - Jul 24 with 3916 viewssimmo

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:22 - Jul 11 by ballbag

Dexter's Black Cock

Follow the Forest frontman's trial and tribulations in getting his pet rooster,"Charcoal", ready for the World Cockfighting Championships in Belize.


Still by far the best!


ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 03:27 - Apr 27 with 2861 viewsFredManRave

Luongo In The Congo - A documentary on Luongos 2 week preseasonsend holiday. Initially the holiday was planned for Dubai but due to fan unrest it was deemed more prudent to send him to a 5star all expenses paid Hotel by the beach in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The documentary will follow him throwing shrimps on the barbie while he knocks back tinny after tinny of grog before rooting his Sheila in the back of a ute all on QPR's expense account.

Rated 18.
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Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 06:30 - Apr 27 with 2765 viewsPlanetHonneywood

For Headings A Fun Reel

Watch this compilation video of past and present QPR centre halves, completely bypass their midfields; wingers and tricky little forwards - as well as sticking two fingers up at that ol’ tiki-taki bollix, by launching big hopeful hoofs upfield, in the forlorn hope of getting it on the noggins of some big old unit who is nowhere near a goal scoring opportunity!

Relive timeless classics like: Caulker’s aimless punts to no one in particular; the continuance of the hopeful hoof policy despite the oppo’s big ‘un at the back having his Rangers adversary in his back pocket all afternoon; and watch again the hilarious reaction of some, as they go apoplectic with rage when the ball is lumped up to a SWP or Tony Sealey, and they don’t beat a Mertesacker or Micky Droy in the air.

Order now for £9.99 and the first 500 lucky buyers will also get a free Ji-Sung Park mug - which was once worth £4.99, if not more!

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk Nous sommes L’occitane Rs!
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:56 - Apr 27 with 2498 viewsEsox_Lucius

New on Netflix! Altered Carbone. The former Italian maestro takes us through his journey, and his thoughts, on his gender reassignment.

The grass is always greener.

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 10:28 - Apr 27 with 2455 viewsDannyPaddox

Crouch on Crouch

Professional football player Peter Crouch invites Sports minister Tracey Crouch to do it standing up for 2 hours. Is it safe? (With Pete at 6ft 7) is it even possible? And is Tracey right in thinking that's hot bovril dripping down the back of her legs?
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 11:27 - Apr 27 with 2363 viewsEsox_Lucius

The Keogh to Success; The Irish defender talks about his background work in helping his West London soccer team reach the Premier League.

The grass is always greener.

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 12:13 - Apr 27 with 2296 viewsDannyPaddox

Aztec Kamara

Sky sports presenter Chris Kamara travels to Mexico to pierce his genitals and perform extreme blood sacrifices for ancient god of war Huitzilopochtli. Wistful accompaniment from Roddy Frame on guitar.
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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 12:20 - Apr 27 with 2276 viewsMick_S

Islam Slimani. 100 great fun anagrams to pass train journeys.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 13:43 - Apr 27 with 2169 viewsR_from_afar

Harte to Hart: The ravishing ex-Leeds defender and her suave and sophisticated beau lead a glamorous jetset lifestyle and regularly find themselves working as amateur detectives in order to solve crimes in which they become embroiled.

In this riveting film, the well-heeled couple investigate how a small but noble west London football club is conned into buying a worthless Brazilian footballer from Spurs for £10m.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 13:47 - Apr 27 with 2159 viewsR_from_afar

Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 13:43 - Apr 27 by R_from_afar

Harte to Hart: The ravishing ex-Leeds defender and her suave and sophisticated beau lead a glamorous jetset lifestyle and regularly find themselves working as amateur detectives in order to solve crimes in which they become embroiled.

In this riveting film, the well-heeled couple investigate how a small but noble west London football club is conned into buying a worthless Brazilian footballer from Spurs for £10m.

RFA


Wow! Looks like there could be a sequel!

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/04/23/a-year-after-qpr-exit-sandro-being-lined-up



RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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