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John Portsmouth FC 01:16 - Jan 25 with 4182 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Googled him earlier to show someone what his deal was , and come across this gem of him out of character. Superb!

Book dealer by day apparently.



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John Portsmouth FC on 06:06 - Jan 25 with 4089 viewsMiss_Terraces

That's brilliant, I would love it if he got changed in a phonebox.
Ala Superman

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John Portsmouth FC on 06:39 - Jan 25 with 4055 viewsloftboy

Have been told by a Pompey fan that during a game he absolutely stinks of BO

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John Portsmouth FC on 07:18 - Jan 25 with 4014 viewsKonk

I can't believe that's not his real barnet!

I sat about eight seats away from him when I has undercover in the Fratton End. That bell is fuc king annoying. I couldn't sit anywhere near him on a regular basis.
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John Portsmouth FC on 07:37 - Jan 25 with 3977 viewsNoDiddley

Apparently just a pi55 head,has been known to go to way games & not make the ground 🍻
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John Portsmouth FC on 08:14 - Jan 25 with 3907 viewsWokingR

Can confirm he absolutely stinks having crossed paths with him at a Bournemouth v Portsmouth pre season friendly a few years back.
Complete bellend too
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John Portsmouth FC on 08:32 - Jan 25 with 3869 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Would you buy a book from him?
That's the question.
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John Portsmouth FC on 08:56 - Jan 25 with 3803 views00calben

Sad.
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John Portsmouth FC on 11:11 - Jan 25 with 3604 viewsDannyPaddox

John Portsmouth FC on 08:32 - Jan 25 by CroydonCaptJack

Would you buy a book from him?
That's the question.


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John Portsmouth FC on 13:16 - Jan 25 with 3424 viewsBoston

I’m genuinely surprised that so many weren’t aware of his occupation! There were a number of column inches on the man and his alter ego in the national media.
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John Portsmouth FC on 13:26 - Jan 25 with 3390 viewsLunarJetman

I don't remember any smell but my wife, son and I had the misfortune to sit next to him at an England game when the new Wembley first opened.

He had that bloody bell with him and rang it constantly until the stewards came and confiscated it.

Plus him and his mate made a few disparaging remarks at the non white players which left an even sourer taste in the mouth.
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John Portsmouth FC on 14:02 - Jan 25 with 3307 viewssmegma

John Portsmouth FC on 13:26 - Jan 25 by LunarJetman

I don't remember any smell but my wife, son and I had the misfortune to sit next to him at an England game when the new Wembley first opened.

He had that bloody bell with him and rang it constantly until the stewards came and confiscated it.

Plus him and his mate made a few disparaging remarks at the non white players which left an even sourer taste in the mouth.


Not only does he absolutely stink he is the biggest racist I've seen/heard. He is an utter piece of filth. He was once on a TV programme anbout 'weird hobbies/collecting' where it showed him in his antique book shop. Sat near him at an England game at Southampton and he thought it would be funny to wear his Pompey clobber in the home end. If he spent as much money on a bar of soap as he does on Pompey gold rings and chains he would be acceptable. If you were near him you would say he has never had a wash with soap in his life. You notice him from ten yards away.
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John Portsmouth FC on 14:32 - Jan 25 with 3237 viewsSnipper

John Portsmouth FC on 14:02 - Jan 25 by smegma

Not only does he absolutely stink he is the biggest racist I've seen/heard. He is an utter piece of filth. He was once on a TV programme anbout 'weird hobbies/collecting' where it showed him in his antique book shop. Sat near him at an England game at Southampton and he thought it would be funny to wear his Pompey clobber in the home end. If he spent as much money on a bar of soap as he does on Pompey gold rings and chains he would be acceptable. If you were near him you would say he has never had a wash with soap in his life. You notice him from ten yards away.


You should get him a job with you on the Underground. 🤣🤣
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John Portsmouth FC on 14:51 - Jan 25 with 3193 viewssmegma

John Portsmouth FC on 14:32 - Jan 25 by Snipper

You should get him a job with you on the Underground. 🤣🤣


He could be your DRM like Muddy Waters
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John Portsmouth FC on 15:03 - Jan 25 with 3158 viewsLunarJetman

He's got his own Urban Dictionary entry as well.....

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tcwtb
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John Portsmouth FC on 15:57 - Jan 25 with 3042 viewsTheChef

John Portsmouth FC on 14:02 - Jan 25 by smegma

Not only does he absolutely stink he is the biggest racist I've seen/heard. He is an utter piece of filth. He was once on a TV programme anbout 'weird hobbies/collecting' where it showed him in his antique book shop. Sat near him at an England game at Southampton and he thought it would be funny to wear his Pompey clobber in the home end. If he spent as much money on a bar of soap as he does on Pompey gold rings and chains he would be acceptable. If you were near him you would say he has never had a wash with soap in his life. You notice him from ten yards away.


Lovely.

Something about men of a certain age who wear waistcoats seems to instantly tie in with oddball/personal hygiene issues.

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John Portsmouth FC on 16:29 - Jan 25 with 2989 viewsGroveR

John Portsmouth FC on 15:57 - Jan 25 by TheChef

Lovely.

Something about men of a certain age who wear waistcoats seems to instantly tie in with oddball/personal hygiene issues.


It's the faux leather waistcoat that denotes the true sexual predator though.
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John Portsmouth FC on 16:32 - Jan 25 with 2982 viewsCroydonCaptJack

John Portsmouth FC on 16:29 - Jan 25 by GroveR

It's the faux leather waistcoat that denotes the true sexual predator though.


He says sinisterly
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