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Below The Belt 22:32 - Nov 18 with 3114 viewsDorse

Just saw an ad on Channel 4 for Below The Belt deodorant.


For your bollocks.

That's it. Fcuking beam me up - this planet is finished.

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Below The Belt on 23:04 - Nov 18 with 3064 viewsNW10Hoop

Just saw that too. It's gotta be a gag.

Their tag line was "your balls are safe in our hands".
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Below The Belt on 23:14 - Nov 18 with 3057 viewsFredManRave

Is there a female version?!

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Below The Belt on 23:38 - Nov 18 with 3029 viewsBoston

Just as long as it's strawberry flavoured, Mrs Boston likes strawberrys.

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Below The Belt on 03:24 - Nov 19 with 2969 viewsFredManRave

Below The Belt on 23:38 - Nov 18 by Boston

Just as long as it's strawberry flavoured, Mrs Boston likes strawberrys.


Hopefully they do a plum flavour...

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Below The Belt on 05:36 - Nov 19 with 2944 viewsDannyPaddox

What's wrong with the old fashioned method of hanging a magic tree air freshener from your cock?
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Below The Belt on 06:30 - Nov 19 with 2929 viewsNordicR

Nothing new...
[Post edited 19 Nov 2016 6:40]
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Below The Belt on 10:04 - Nov 19 with 2768 viewsDorse

Below The Belt on 23:04 - Nov 18 by NW10Hoop

Just saw that too. It's gotta be a gag.

Their tag line was "your balls are safe in our hands".


I seriously hope it's a gag. Mind you, there's nothing funny about gagging on your balls. They should do a Public Information film.

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Below The Belt on 10:12 - Nov 19 with 2758 viewsKonk

Below The Belt on 05:36 - Nov 19 by DannyPaddox

What's wrong with the old fashioned method of hanging a magic tree air freshener from your cock?


Or gluing polos to your knob? Minty freshness. If people are deodorising their nutsacks, what are the health implications on the old tea-bagging front? If you watched that ad in the States there would be the usual side effects warning along with, "...this product may leave a claggy chemical aftertaste when tea-bagging or ball-licking".

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Below The Belt on 10:16 - Nov 19 with 2753 viewsDorse

Below The Belt on 10:12 - Nov 19 by Konk

Or gluing polos to your knob? Minty freshness. If people are deodorising their nutsacks, what are the health implications on the old tea-bagging front? If you watched that ad in the States there would be the usual side effects warning along with, "...this product may leave a claggy chemical aftertaste when tea-bagging or ball-licking".




Charlie says: 'Always rinse your clackerbag and barse before tea-bagging'.

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Below The Belt on 10:24 - Nov 19 with 2732 viewsbosh67

It appears our balls have been turned into lifestyle accessories.

http://btbgrooming.co.uk/

It's real!

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Below The Belt on 11:19 - Nov 19 with 2674 viewsDannyPaddox

Below The Belt on 10:12 - Nov 19 by Konk

Or gluing polos to your knob? Minty freshness. If people are deodorising their nutsacks, what are the health implications on the old tea-bagging front? If you watched that ad in the States there would be the usual side effects warning along with, "...this product may leave a claggy chemical aftertaste when tea-bagging or ball-licking".


If I was out of magic trees I'd dry hump a bowlful of pot pourri. A handy alternative only downside being the dried orange peel does tend to get everywhere.
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Below The Belt on 10:12 - Nov 20 with 2448 viewsDorse

You could always marinade your knackers in Listerine. I expect.

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Below The Belt on 10:57 - Nov 20 with 2415 viewsenfieldargh

http://www.lorecentral.org/2014/05/best-shaver-for-your-testicles-or-balls.html

I would have thought a mechanical version would be more practical even though a tadge expensive

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Below The Belt on 20:57 - Nov 20 with 2253 viewsCFW

Below The Belt on 23:14 - Nov 18 by FredManRave

Is there a female version?!


Yes - we'll sort of . . .

A few years ago I employed an older quite large lady - well to be honest she was bloody fat and it was a hot summers day in London. She had her own office upstairs and I needed to ask her to do something for me so went upstairs and as I went into her office she was sitting on a chair with her legs wide open her skirt pulled up spraying deodorant up her Jack and Danny.

That image has given me nightmares ever since!!!
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