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Music thread: Idiots
at 16:36 8 May 2026



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at 16:34 8 May 2026

We need a thread title as like, you know, the bare minimum of effort on a post. As for Chair, f**ked if I know.
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Random irritations..
at 18:43 5 May 2026

Alas, they're one of a few options where I work. Otherwise they're up there with Stamford Bridge, Frankie and Benny's and church as places I do not f**k with.
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Random irritations..
at 15:44 5 May 2026

Yes! HANG THEM!
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Quiche Opinions
at 15:43 5 May 2026

Quiche is shit unless you put in a lot of ham or bacon or something. And then it's good but it had to cheat to get there.
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2026 new music
at 15:42 5 May 2026

Quicksand are back and back to being brilliant.

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QPR Squad 2026/27
at 13:14 5 May 2026

It doesn't really matter.

Buy lots of players. 15th.

Buy some players. 16th.

Stick with what we've got. 16th.

Super Ebola virus wipes out the first team of every club in the division apart from us. 12th.
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Club confirm Hamer, Nardi, Hayden departs...
at 13:12 5 May 2026

I'll miss Nardi. If you forget about results and shit like that and just treat football as entertainment, Nardi had some of the most fun, watchable saves ever. He stopped so many otherwise very good shots.

And you'd have to be playing behind a whole other defence to actually have a good record for QPR. Imagine the pressure you're under playing behind us. Christ.

But yeah, he made some brilliant saves and that's fun to watch. I'll miss him.
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Random irritations..
at 13:09 5 May 2026

WH Smith.

Oh boy are they shit. Their meal deals are pure trial and error. Finding three things that all combine to make a meal deal is basically pure guess work. Sandwich wrap? Fine. Sandwich? Go f**k yourself, you customer c**t.

A drink, a sandwich and some crisps? Oh, let's just call it a tenner, c**t. And you'll f**king like it. Or maybe it's in a deal and it's like six quid. Congratulations, you won! You now get an expensive, but not as expensive, meal deal.

Hey, guess what. Just become a f**king sandwich shop you c*nts. No c*nt is buying magazines so quit your bullshit and just sell food at a normal cost because I don't want to keep subsidising a failing business that's trying to sell Model Aeroplane Monthly to some c*nt who seems to think we're still living in the '90s.

And if you're going to rebrand to another made up name just tell me what you think of me and rebrand to UA C*NT.
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If you were CEO what would you do?
at 21:35 2 May 2026

I'd give the manager the power to set up scouts and sign who he needs. Forget all this DoF shit. Just get a competent manager and let them do their job.
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BREAKING NEWS: Rangers win 15th place!
at 14:43 2 May 2026

To be honest, I started the season thinking we'd go down. And I was sure of it when Coventry f**ked us right in the dad. So 15th. Reassuringly shite I reckon.
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**Ipswich Town V QPR Match Thread**
at 13:00 2 May 2026

I'm tired of our bullshit.
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Friday music thread - silly stuff
at 23:18 1 May 2026

I don't really like songs that are trying to be funny. I don't mind this one though. It's so monged.

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Favourite Movie Scenes...
at 23:14 1 May 2026

Gary Oldman on fire in this scene.




This scene is the only good scene in this movie but it's so good.

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By how many will the tractor boys beat on Saturday ….no poll
at 22:40 28 Apr 2026

I mean we have to lose to stop Millwall going up and, let's face it, we are a waste of skin at the moment.
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Football Can Do One
at 14:45 27 Apr 2026

He doesn't. He trains by running away from anti-doping agents.
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Incredible!
at 08:36 27 Apr 2026

I used to do Park Runs and his average 5k time (14m10s) would smash any record at any Park Run I've been to I reckon.

That's insane.
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Who do you want relegated?
at 08:32 27 Apr 2026

I want everyone relegated always. Man, other teams. Is there anything worse? Fking other teams with their fking players, managers and fans. Fk their fans most of all for supporting those c*nts.

I can give plenty of reasons to want West Ham and Spurs relegated.

Spurs though as it'll be more painful for them. More pain that's all I want for other teams. All of them. F**king other team bitches. Eat shit.

Will be annoying though as if Spurs are in the Championship the other 23 teams might as well not exist. Still, we might as well not exist anyway what with all these other fking teams being here too cluttering up the place. C*nts.
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Football Can Do One
at 08:28 27 Apr 2026

'kin hell, Dorse. I can't get away from these guys.

It's impressive but it's sort of unlistenable twaddle.
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Julian Stepháne…stick or twist
at 22:52 23 Apr 2026

Keep him. He did better than Marti and I fking loved Marti.

Also LOL at Beale. That c*nt can drink piss from a kangaroo's cock.
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