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New England Kit
at 17:58 25 Mar 2024

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New England Kit
at 17:52 25 Mar 2024

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New England Kit
at 15:51 25 Mar 2024

We're through the looking glass here people.
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New England Kit
at 15:50 25 Mar 2024

please educate us high sensei. We Far right, EDL, inarticulate, insecure, ugly /boring untermensch turn to you for nourishment like the lupin turns to the sun each morning.

I award you IIpon for the most patronising post ever commited to Loft for words since Clive first seeded the salted earth of the internet with it.
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New England Kit
at 14:53 23 Mar 2024

Utimate England kit for me was the Admiral 1982 Bulldog bobby worn By Cyrille Regis like a swaggering Harold Shand among the embryonic genesis of Canary Wharf.

A sunk-to-the-nuts English blood football shirt. Ambrosial.


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Film Night
at 18:22 13 Mar 2024

One of the greatest clips , imo, carved into 35mm Panovision..

'My god.. stop him.. Szell!.. Der Weisse Engel!!.. he gets away.. stop him!"

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20 years ago to the day
at 18:08 13 Mar 2024

Man, i remember that game .. 20 years!!...

I looked like Gary webster from 'Minder' , hair like Tony Manero, Waist like Iggy pop and a chest that didnt look like one of Del Boys blow up sex dolls. I could dance like Ian curtis with a kinder egg of billy whizz disolving up me arsehole and had skin smoother than niko kranjcar on sea kelp. And, i was still on my first marriage, not my 3rd.

Jumpers for goal posts. marvellous.
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The Frankie Friday Music Thread.....RIP
at 11:21 12 Mar 2024

One of greatest Electro tracks ever made.. still have my copy 12" ;-)


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some of you boys might remember these tracks from the early 1990's Jazzy b and norman j rinsing them to death.. i was poncing around in duffers of st george clobber at the time going to watch people like galiano , barrie k sharpe and UFO

salt n peppa dub mix of expressions..




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Begovic
at 11:26 11 Mar 2024

That's fair enough.

Ludek would have had more protection wearing a leather lace up condom on the film set of a Hamburg 70's Dirk diggler porno with the defence we had at the time. I'm just comparing the ludek i witnessed at Upton park dozens of times in the early 90's when i lived in east ham and all my mates were Season ticket holders in the chicken run.

The man was a gatekeeper back then, in a crap West Ham side, and For me , just wasn't the same at QPR when age had crept up on him. He's stll not a patch on Stejskal though!
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Begovic
at 08:42 11 Mar 2024

He reminds me of Another Superb goalkeeper who was well past his prime when he came to us in Luděk Mikloško.

Like Begovic, Ludek was in the top tier of world keepers in the early 90's but by the time he came to us he was slower than Ironside getting down to low shots/crosses. Be nice to get a younger keeper in but He's better than matt ingram.

i can't get too worked up about it all to be honest.
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Hot N Boro'ed QPR vs Middlesbrough Match Thread
at 15:26 9 Mar 2024

Havent see a pass kicked out on the full like that since Dusty Hare v Ireland 1980.
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Hot N Boro'ed QPR vs Middlesbrough Match Thread
at 15:24 9 Mar 2024

The Total football must flow,
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Hot N Boro'ed QPR vs Middlesbrough Match Thread
at 15:23 9 Mar 2024

Love Steve Cook. Bicycle kicks like Klaus Fischer and slide tackles like Claudio Gentile.
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Hot N Boro'ed QPR vs Middlesbrough Match Thread
at 14:15 9 Mar 2024

Decent looking side.. amazing what a few cheap loans can do. The squad looked weaker than a charlie drake squat thrust a few weeks ago, now it has a bit of depth. magic.
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Hot N Boro'ed QPR vs Middlesbrough Match Thread
at 13:12 9 Mar 2024

i've just noticed that flash Harry, Jonathon woodgate is on the coaching staff at 'boro.

If this was a fair and just world, a crew of sex starved deep sea fisherman would nail him and lee Bowyer to a mast and take them out beyond the Flemish cap. Once there they could knock their teeth out with a frozen halibut , and use the soft bleeding gums as a fuc kpot for their Coley infused harrmonk payload.

Alas, this is not a fair and Just world, so it probably won't happen.

May Woodgates knife chip and shatter.

The Halibut must Flow.
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Hot N Boro'ed QPR vs Middlesbrough Match Thread
at 09:52 8 Mar 2024

If you're reading this thread Marti Cifuentes, You are our Maharishi yogi of all things association football. The 5th Beatle Bahgwan of the loftus road dojo.

A tender soul humbly offering his abundant gifts.. A high sensei 5th dan shaolin monk of the beautiful game who has eyes to see.

And as you're on a roll Marti , seemingly having all the answers, I was watching The new 'Dune' Film last night and have a question for you and your coaching staff..

Can you and your brilliant Staff reproduce the formula of the Variant of raw base 'Spice Melange' known as 'Semuta' , which as you may well know Marti, is extracted from the burnt residue of the elacca wood and indigenous only to the wastelands of Giedi Prime?.

I ask only because when smoking this 'semuta' in conjunction with certain tonal resonations and sawtooth vibrations produced by a Harkonnen 6 stringed Lute, it can keep you carnally aroused on a seemingly endless wave of sexual ecstasy for 3 solid months. This sounds pretty nifty to me at the moment as my wife is going through her menopause and i've been Barclays Banking since last november.

I realise it may be difficult foraging for the base ingreidents along the bloemfontein road but if anyone can do it , you can Marti!

May Middlesbrough's Knife chip and shatter.

3-2 Superhoops . The Total Football must flow.
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The Stan mosaic
at 08:10 8 Mar 2024

When i first saw the Mosaic, I found it a little overwhelming as it made me think back on all of the people who were so material to me, and so loved by me, at various points in my life but who now exist only in my memory.

Man, i'm a miserable bastard these days.
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Jimmy ....
at 22:54 2 Mar 2024

well played Conell for this thread. Jimmy deserves the praise. he's had some chunky effluvia slung at him over the last 12/18 months.

Marti may well have mutated his career into something much more at right back. i thought he was brilliant today.
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Jimmy ....
at 22:26 2 Mar 2024

love it. he's been playing like Manny kaltz at full back. Probably my favourite player.

Leaves his soul out on the pitch at full time. The man has character in extremis. Love him.
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Marti can sleep with my wife
at 21:22 2 Mar 2024

I hope the OP isn't John Bercow , I've been upticking his posts for the last 3 months.
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