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Am beginning to feel quite excited about our chances next season
at 19:10 10 Apr 2026

When you say 'excited' are we talking 'fat bloke sees Greggs has just put out fresh steak bakes' or more of a 'Scarlett Johansson with a sort of "where's Dorse?" expression and holding a six pack of Paulaner'-sort of thing?
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Alou Diarra
at 20:32 7 Apr 2026

I know it's extremely childish but, whenever I hear his name, a voice in my head sings 'Let's all go down The Strand...'

I know, I know, I'm banned etc.
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Just Back
at 19:16 6 Apr 2026

How did we not win that? Kone was excellent today - covered so much ground and really led the line well. Poku looked very good when he came on too. If he can get more games next year, he will definitely add something to the team.

Away end in good voice.
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Championship finances
at 17:19 5 Apr 2026

They'd need to make £20m simply for us to break even. I mean, don't rule it out but, equally, don't rely on it.
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Kone
at 20:50 3 Apr 2026

I love his casual violence towards opposition centrebacks. Their number 3 today got the treatment. He looked like he'd been indoor skydiving by the time he sloped off.
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Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie
at 20:42 3 Apr 2026

Surely you'd score more than that by accident!
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Bennie and the Nets QPR Vs Watford Match Thread
at 17:04 3 Apr 2026

Not if his wife does it after sex.
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Bennie and the Nets QPR Vs Watford Match Thread
at 16:58 3 Apr 2026

Three on the bounce and now equalled the points tallies from 2025 and 2024, with 6 to play. Very nicely done.
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Bennie and the Nets QPR Vs Watford Match Thread
at 16:45 3 Apr 2026

Fcukfcukettyfcukfcukccuk
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Bennie and the Nets QPR Vs Watford Match Thread
at 16:42 3 Apr 2026

I disagree. It's entirely rageous.
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Bennie and the Nets QPR Vs Watford Match Thread
at 15:57 3 Apr 2026

We look properly sharp today. See us home lads.
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Qpr Watford - any streams?
at 15:32 3 Apr 2026

http://www.fawanews.sc

Will need a VPN
[Post edited 3 Apr 15:34]
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Another World Cup Thread
at 13:39 2 Apr 2026

Pricing comparison between FIFA's suck-fest and UEFA's European Champs is startling.

Headlines: tickets to watch your team's entire Euros group stage is less than the cost of a parking space for a single WC match. (3 × £30 for 3 tickets vs £133 for a fcking parking space). Reselling over face value, dynamic fcking pricing, added fees, you name it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/fo

I'll give it a swerve thanks Gianni.
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Would You Go To The Moon?
at 20:31 1 Apr 2026

I would go to the moon but I have debilitating phobia of Clangers.
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Beeb
at 13:01 31 Mar 2026

Noncesense
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Spaceman
at 21:33 30 Mar 2026

I'd offer to do it but my record is similar to someone accidentally falling into an open sewer after trying to avoid stepping in dog shit.
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Beeb
at 21:25 30 Mar 2026

Who is the alligator?
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Spurs looking for another manager
at 17:41 29 Mar 2026

Mick Beale is available, I hear.
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Friday Choons - New (to you)
at 12:03 27 Mar 2026

I am obsessed with these two. Based out of Quebec, they use microtonals and a bucket load of loops to create something that is in the same ballpark as Primus or King Crimson. Love the hook when it drops in at around 2.05 - whole thing played in 7/8. Needlessly complex and utter gorgeous. Hook it to my fcking veins!!!

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The Final Countdown – Column
at 21:22 26 Mar 2026

Cheers everyone. Come for the football, stay for the harrowing sexual imagery.

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