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Reply | Sports bars
at 16:23 22 Feb 2024
I only clicked on the thread as I read it as Sports Bras as Dorse did. [Post edited 22 Feb 16:24]
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Reply | Half decent tv
at 22:50 7 Feb 2024
The Glory on Netflix - highly recommended |
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Reply | Euro 2024
at 22:46 3 Dec 2023
Having followed England's exploits for 57 years, Southgate has contributed to the most enjoyable time for an England supporter. We may not have won under him but you know we will be competitive and go deep in tournaments. Yes, we haven't gone all the way but we have the capability. I used to punch the air if we got out of a group. Last 8 is the minimum expectation for Euros 24, anything more is anybody's to seize. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 22:39 3 Dec 2023
I went the airport yesterday and disguised myself as luggage. I got carried away! |
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Reply | A Good Night's Sleep - tips
at 14:23 27 Sep 2023
This has worked for me:
4-7-8 Breathing
4-7-8 breathing, also known as relaxing breath, is a deep rhythmic breathing technique based on pranayama practices. This breathing exercise involves a characteristic pattern of inhaling, holding the breath, and exhaling to reduce anxiety and promote relaxed sleep. Try this breathing exercise using five steps:
Empty your lungs completely by letting your lips part and audibly exhaling through your mouth.
Keeping your mouth closed, inhale quietly through your nose while counting to 4.
Hold your breath for a count of 7.
Exhale slowly through your mouth for a count of 8.
Repeat this cycle around 6 times before returning to normal breathing. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 13:24 14 Aug 2023
I couldn't believe how rude people were on the suppository helpline! |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 18:49 18 Jul 2023
Take the phrase "Fi Fy Fo Fum"
Say the phrase out loud twice, mixing up the words.
What have you got?
Chris Eubanks phone number |
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Reply | Expat Friendly v Burnley
at 22:45 22 Apr 2023
Commentators on the verge of suicide after the game Call the Samirtans |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 17:30 5 Apr 2023
Elvis was getting out of his swimming pool for the 10th time. Priscilla said, ‘What are you doing?’ He said, ‘I can’t help falling in, love.’ |
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Reply | Roast Potatoes
at 14:35 12 Feb 2023
Something to try. I did this for the first time last week and the spuds turned out a treat.
Brought spuds to boil and removed after 2 mins. Gave them a shake to rough them up in the collander, then sprinkled them with a teaspoon of flour and shook again to get them coated.
Put them onto a pan of hot oil which had been in the oven and cooked on top shelf at 350F for an hour (convection). Best result in years! |
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Reply | non qpr
at 00:17 11 Feb 2023
It was invented by marketing companies. Very clever. Make people think they are watching something interesting and have them spend even more time digesting $hit. |
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Reply | Ever randomly walked past a celebrity
at 17:15 13 Jan 2023
Sat on a plane once next to Captain Mark Phillips from Melbourne to London.
Saw Robert De niro in Paris walking past the cafe I was drinking outside
Nearly set up a business with Kris Akabussi.
My daughter and I played mini golf with Johnny Vaughan and his daughter after meeting on a ferry to Shelter Island in the Hamptons LI
Played cricket with Chris Hollins.
Family waved at Sir Vivian Richards while waiting for a taxi at JFK as he drove by and got a big smile and wave back.
Saw Claudia Schiffer and Scott Bakula while waiting at the Four Seasons Hotel reception in NYC
Many more .... |
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Reply | prem
at 22:47 7 Oct 2022
Air, water, a tent. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 22:30 6 Oct 2022
Bus drivers - Pretend you’re an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers. |
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