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at 12:16 18 Jan 2020

What do you call a French person wearing flip-flops? A: Phillipe Phillop
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Clint Eastwood
at 00:29 5 Jan 2020

Quite enjoyed ..

Two Mules for Sister Sarah and Pale Rider
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QPR and Football Hooliganism.
at 23:53 14 Nov 2019

"important slice of our social history." Utter $hite.
Hooliganism is a symbol of hopelessness. A sign of helplessness and inadequacy that equates to "we hate ourselves , so why should everyone else be happy. Let's f00k 'em."

If your life and motivation as a human being operates at the level of hurt others because my life is $hit and I don't have any mates if I don't join up, then maim, injure, wound and kill (ooh! It was an accident . My knife did it)

How can hooligans love or empathsise or care or contribute to a better world?

Scary that these coonts reminisce. Cancer on all of them and their own.
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Do Not Pass Go(ldhawk Road)
at 11:01 9 Nov 2019

Hall Mall
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Corny Joke Warning
at 18:59 3 Nov 2019

Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?

Man: To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers.
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efl cup
at 21:31 30 Oct 2019

Liverpool v. Arsenal...Wow!
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Down to 7th!
at 22:07 27 Oct 2019

If only we can win tomorrow and go 2nd. Maybe we can salvage some self-respect.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 21:52 20 Oct 2019

A man is getting a checkup.

Doctor: "You have to stop masturbating."

Man: "Why?"

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Toys you had as a kid.
at 23:19 16 Oct 2019

Hurricane Hank was my favourite.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 22:42 16 Oct 2019

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 22:37 16 Oct 2019

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
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Corny Joke Warning
at 22:34 16 Oct 2019

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 22:33 16 Oct 2019

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one'
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Corny Joke Warning
at 22:31 16 Oct 2019

I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays
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Toys you had as a kid.
at 23:48 13 Oct 2019

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Corny Joke Warning
at 17:52 12 Oct 2019

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did!
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Corny Joke Warning
at 17:50 12 Oct 2019

My grandfather has the heart of a lion...and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 17:48 12 Oct 2019

My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my fort!
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Corny Joke Warning
at 00:03 12 Oct 2019

So my dog, Minton, ate a shuttlecock last night.

Bad Minton!
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Corny Joke Warning
at 22:46 10 Oct 2019

I was sitting next to my girlfriend when I said, “I love you.”

She said, “Is that you or the beer talking?”

I said, “It’s me talking to the beer.”
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