| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? 14:41 - Jan 31 with 3376 views | Metallica_Hoop |
I don't mean in the niche porn sort of way but actually witnessed someone looking at their shoulder etc after bombardment looking like they've just been bitten by one of the walking dead?
Used to happen all the time in the 80's and early 90's what's happened? Less birds or badly trained crews?
"Lucky to be hit" Urban myth perpetrated by those trying some damage limitation to pride following a direct hit.
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 14:45 - Jan 31 with 2733 views | jamois |
Niche porn? What sort of adolescence did you endure Metallica?! :)
I'd go with the less birds theory. I think training standards remain high but more focused on areas with high damage potential. |  |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 14:54 - Jan 31 with 2718 views | Konk |
The last time I got shat on by a bird was 1981 — I walking from the tube to the Imperial War museum when I got done, and on the same day, I saw my first ever pizza at a little Italian restaurant in Muswell Hill. Good times.
Bird shi t being lucky is like the old “nits only go for clean hair” line — designed to make the victim feel better about things. |  |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:04 - Jan 31 with 2698 views | PunteR |
I felt a tap on my shoulder the other day...i think it was a magpie |  |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:07 - Jan 31 with 2687 views | hoof_hearted |
We all walk less than we used to so that narrows the odds. Although, conversely, it does broaden the target area for the pigeon. |  | | |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:19 - Jan 31 with 2664 views | Metallica_Hoop |
 Some interesting replies.
Were I a scientist I would base my thesis on this 'strange phenomena' | |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:29 - Jan 31 with 2644 views | karl |
I was shat on a few weeks ago but I work on a pier and seagulls are in attendance most days. Having said that we're into our third month of gale force wind and they tend not to hang around in that so much, I could therefore sneak into the high odds category.
Didn't feel particularly lucky but it caught me on the shoulder as opposed to a full on head splat so that might be where the luck classification kicks in? |  | | |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:34 - Jan 31 with 2628 views | Metallica_Hoop |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:29 - Jan 31 by karl |
I was shat on a few weeks ago but I work on a pier and seagulls are in attendance most days. Having said that we're into our third month of gale force wind and they tend not to hang around in that so much, I could therefore sneak into the high odds category.
Didn't feel particularly lucky but it caught me on the shoulder as opposed to a full on head splat so that might be where the luck classification kicks in? |
Fair point, better the shoulder for sure.
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:35 - Jan 31 with 2621 views | hoof_hearted |
A friend once showed me a video (that long ago!) featuring a lesbian who went elbow deep in her partners lower colon, pulled out the contents and ate it.
Analagous with the season so far. They call it entertainment but I seem to have the taste of sh!t in my mouth. | | | |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:36 - Jan 31 with 2618 views | TW_R |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:19 - Jan 31 by Metallica_Hoop |
Some interesting replies.
Were I a scientist I would base my thesis on this 'strange phenomena' |
Pity - I preferred the niche porn angle. |  | | |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:37 - Jan 31 with 2612 views | Metallica_Hoop |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:35 - Jan 31 by hoof_hearted |
A friend once showed me a video (that long ago!) featuring a lesbian who went elbow deep in her partners lower colon, pulled out the contents and ate it.
Analagous with the season so far. They call it entertainment but I seem to have the taste of sh!t in my mouth. |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:39 - Jan 31 with 2606 views | hoof_hearted |
You wanna put that gif on sexy Friday thread.  | | | |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:42 - Jan 31 with 2593 views | Metallica_Hoop |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:39 - Jan 31 by hoof_hearted |
You wanna put that gif on sexy Friday thread. |
Well in some philistinistic eyes I'm sure that would make an improvement to others I've posted in good faith | |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:46 - Jan 31 with 2580 views | karl |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:39 - Jan 31 by hoof_hearted |
You wanna put that gif on sexy Friday thread. |
Is that Hughes reading LFW? | | | |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 15:50 - Jan 31 with 2575 views | simmo |
A bird shit on my hand as I was eating a Burrito a few months ago. It was watery as fck.
2 or 3 inches to the left and I would have had a burrito filling I didnt want...
Back in school a mate was in goal, jumped backwards to claw at a lofted ball and the biggest bird crap I have ever seen landed just above his eyebrow and splattered straight down his face into the opposite corner of his mouth. It was epic.
It always happened in school, there were fck loads of seagulls knocking about. |  |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 16:00 - Jan 31 with 2556 views | Discodroid |
MY old boss in the city would visit a knocking shop round the back of tottenham court road , whereupon he would be strapped to the 'Captains wheel' administerd a muscle relaxant and spun around by african prostitutes coked out of their head,While he shouted out "YES!! I APPROVE!! " while said pvc clad prostitutes were defecating in the corner of the room.
All this taking place at 3.30 on a monday afternoon...
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 16:07 - Jan 31 with 2544 views | FredManRave |
My mate Dirty Sanchez can often be found with bird shit on his face. |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 16:35 - Jan 31 with 2500 views | AlbRanger |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 16:36 - Jan 31 with 2497 views | AlbRanger |
I got done by a seagull just last week walking into KFC. Think it was some kind of ornathalogical revenge for eating it's cousin. | | | |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 17:56 - Jan 31 with 2453 views | THEBUSH |
I was working in Glasgow a few years ago and a million starlings live under one of the bridges on the Clyde.
Well before they roosted for the night, they'd settle on the roof tops where I stayed, me and a mate were entering the building when this poxy little dog barked, the birds took flight and we got covered in the stuff.
My poor mate had his brand new Burberry raincoat speckled in cack. |  | | |
| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 18:38 - Jan 31 with 2419 views | Birchwood |
Went to Brighton last summer on the bike with the wife. We stopped at a seafront cafe and she made a school girl error and put her helmet on the chair next to her with the open end facing the sky. Took a direct hit straight into the lid. Took me weeks to stop laughing! |  |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 18:39 - Jan 31 with 2417 views | TacticalR |
On a niche porn site. |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 19:48 - Jan 31 with 2371 views | A40Bosh |
Unusual for you Talli such poor grammar and use of tenses in the thread title [Post edited 31 Jan 2014 19:50]
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 19:54 - Jan 31 with 2355 views | TheBlob |
Scotty has been known to beat up seagulls for nicking her ice cream.They wouldn't dare to do the guano thing on her.  |  |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 20:53 - Jan 31 with 2292 views | Pommyhoop |
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| When was the last time you saw a bird shat on someone? on 21:32 - Jan 31 with 2248 views | ShotKneesHoop |
I went to the Trent Bridge Test against the Aussies in 2004 for the second day with a load of mates. After lunch, it pissed down with rain, they went off, so we buggered off over the road to Forest's Supporters club for a beer. It was members only, so I signed myself in as "Stan Bowles plus 7 friends" and we got in, no sweat.
We got a pint each, went outside to admire Forest's ground and within ten seconds,a certain Richard Hope, Warwickshire Cricket Club and Leeds United supporter got splashed when a pigeon managed to drop a white richard straight into his virgin pint of Stones bitter.
He said " Should I take that pint back and complain?" I didn't see him do it, but his pint was empty ten minutes later.
Which proves that - if you support Leeds United, you must expect to be shat on from a great height when you least expect it.
As Brian McDermott will testify to tonight.
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