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Clocks forward 02:02 - Mar 25 with 1620 viewsD_Alien

Don't forget!

Goodnight

Poll: What are you planning to do v Newport

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Clocks forward on 02:10 - Mar 25 with 1608 viewsrochdale_ranger

Rochdale riddler said your missus is a slapper
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Clocks forward on 02:20 - Mar 25 with 1595 viewsD_Alien

Clocks forward on 02:10 - Mar 25 by rochdale_ranger

Rochdale riddler said your missus is a slapper


My ex-missus would give him a good slapping

Light's out...

Poll: What are you planning to do v Newport

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Clocks forward on 11:07 - Mar 25 with 1467 viewsmingthemerciless

Clocks forward on 02:20 - Mar 25 by D_Alien

My ex-missus would give him a good slapping

Light's out...


Many years ago I was in Birch Hill having my tonsils out over that Autumn weekend when the clocks go backwards and you gain an hour's sleep.
We were all sleeping soundly at around 5.00 am on the Sunday morning when the sister marched into the ward shouting " Come on, come on, nurse these patients should be being woken up by now ! "

The nurse said " Why ? It's not 5 o clock yet ".

Then it dawned on the sister she'd put her alarm clock forward instead of back.

After apologising to everyone concerned she found an empty bed in the ward, told the nurse " Wake me up at 6.45 am " and pulled the screens around the bed and went to sleep !

Nowadays there wouldn't be an empty bed.
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Clocks forward on 18:36 - Mar 25 with 1346 viewskiwidale

Clocks forward on 11:07 - Mar 25 by mingthemerciless

Many years ago I was in Birch Hill having my tonsils out over that Autumn weekend when the clocks go backwards and you gain an hour's sleep.
We were all sleeping soundly at around 5.00 am on the Sunday morning when the sister marched into the ward shouting " Come on, come on, nurse these patients should be being woken up by now ! "

The nurse said " Why ? It's not 5 o clock yet ".

Then it dawned on the sister she'd put her alarm clock forward instead of back.

After apologising to everyone concerned she found an empty bed in the ward, told the nurse " Wake me up at 6.45 am " and pulled the screens around the bed and went to sleep !

Nowadays there wouldn't be an empty bed.


There have been more than one example over the years of me being unaware the clocks have changed, rocking up to the pub an hour before opening and getting to a game at half time being some I blame the Farmers.
[Post edited 25 Mar 2018 18:37]

This is not the time for bickering.

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Clocks forward on 18:42 - Mar 25 with 1337 viewsoff2div1

Nice to be light later makes you think summer is just around the corner.
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Clocks forward on 21:30 - Mar 25 with 1238 viewsYorkshire_Dale

Clocks forward on 18:42 - Mar 25 by off2div1

Nice to be light later makes you think summer is just around the corner.


So is Beast from the East No 3.
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