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Saints Still Chasing Zaza ! But We Will Have A Recurring Problem !
at 19:29:26

Nicky. You sir, have mastered the art of sprinkling random commas into sentences. If ever there is a competition for it you will win. Now we need to work on full-stops. Anyone who has to read out loud (and there will be some on here) are in constant danger of passing out through oxygen deprivation. But all in all, not a bad try. You conjured an entire article out of almost nothing.
Squid is prepared to concede that I may have been wrong about RoKo and it looks like he is going.
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A New Name Comes In To The Saints Hot Seat Odds
at 14:39:26

Dear Nicky. It looks like yo have sh1t out big time and stopped writing paragraphs.
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Koeman Situation Nearing Conclusion ! But What Will It Be ?
at 09:51:07

Squid keeps sayingit isn't a nailed on FACT.
Its possible that RoKo can come back into the fold and declare he never really said he was going. SFC will forgive and we get on with the season.
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Nine Million For Pelle ! Pounds Or Euros It's Media Madness
at 08:45:56

much better Nick. You were doing well until that last paragraph. But we can work on that. 6/10.
You're dead right about Pelle though.
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Media Goes Strangely Silent About Koeman
at 13:50:47

nicky, good use of commas. poor use of apostrophes as someone has already pointed out.
squid has been saying for ages that there might not be a deal and RoKo might not go, although if he now stays it will be a mite embarrassing.
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Saints To Take Time Over Next Managerial Appointment
at 12:24:31

So, it's confirmed then?? Or are the FACTS still missing ??
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Saints Fans Not keen On Eddie Howe To Succeed Ronald Koeman.
at 12:43:37

Consistency. Stability. Bedfellows.
Pick a manager and lock him for five years. Obviously a contract is not the way to lock in anyone in football these days.
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Saints Fans Need To Stay Calm As Koeman To Everton Stories Hot Up
at 22:19:34

All of the above posters have missed one vital FACT which is that Nicky almost beat his record. Almost.
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Celtic To Raid Southampton Football Club
at 13:52:06

Nicky - squid is desperately sad that you failed to omit two commas in your third paragraph, otherwise you were on for a record lack of punctuation sir.
Good-natured and funny the article is, however squid would have been happier with a nastier piece about Brenda and some really wince-inducing religious jokes. Verdict - must try harder sir.
P.S. went on the Hythe ferry hundreds of times as a nipper, and it is properly sh!t.
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Once Again The Media Has Ignored The Achievments Of Saints !
at 12:12:41

It is a great line and the article is full of good stats. One important one that was missed is there is a paragraph above with no less than 61 words without a single item of punctuation. Hilarious. Squid almost couldn't hold my breath long enough to read it.
But the piece is bang on Nick. It bugs squid every Sunday when the papers pretty much ignore us. We beat a top 6 club and its all about why they lost. Jam pockets and wizards' sleeves, the lot of them.
NB: squid's punctuation is also poor and talking in the third person is lunacy too. It takes one to know one sir. Please keep up the good work next season.
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Still Plenty Of Tickets Available For West Ham Game
at 17:53:33

saintbrock - of course, what was squid thinking, I must support a kid on fifty grand a week because that is not motivation enough...
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Still Plenty Of Tickets Available For West Ham Game
at 08:13:58

its the cost Nick. squid and mates would go more but it is a piss-take. thousands of poor bastards funding a car park full of Bentleys.
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New Pompey Signing Set To Issue Apology To Fratton Faithful
at 14:21:38

Bet he can't wait to hear the roar of the crowd at Fratton. If he gets up really, really close...
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Can Saints Put Out A Competitive Team Against Manchester United
at 06:29:39

...and squid likes the way you decided to tear it up completely by dispensing with the need for a full stop. Rad.
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Can Saints Put Out A Competitive Team Against Manchester United
at 06:28:00

fantastic use of the comma in the last paragraph Nicko. Squid will be there on Monday night and may offer some encouragement to the chaps, what what.
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Saints Now Need To Show That They Mean Business.
at 12:53:31

Squid doesn't understand the logic, If we want to be a top 6 club players like lalananalana and Shaw should have been kept, with the squad added to. no?
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Nigel Adkins A Thank You From The Fans
at 16:59:09

Sorry Nigel.

Just seen th enew man on TV and he doesn't speak the language. What a fookin joke.
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100% Support For The Team Nothing Less
at 11:33:51

absolutely. Squid's position is that we stand fast and support 100%. If you want to have a grizzle fook off and do it elsewhere. That is a nailed on FACT
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Saints V Pompey The Preview
at 09:31:17

That opening paragraph is an Ugly classic. What price a fullstop, eh?
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Business As Usual For Saints
at 12:54:17

you lot are pretty conident with your predicts. you must all be millionaires from betting on the gee-gees.
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