| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:02 - Feb 13 with 4538 views | Jackfath |
You'd think they would try to stay out of the press. It's mental how they attract such negative press. |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:07 - Feb 13 with 4516 views | JethroJack |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:02 - Feb 13 by Jackfath |
You'd think they would try to stay out of the press. It's mental how they attract such negative press. |
I can't recall another club that puts its foot in its gob so consistently.
The masters of incompetence.
Long may it continue  |  | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:07 - Feb 13 with 4516 views | 1jack |
They blame malky for everything and say they were going down under him, but and it's an important but, they were never in the relegation zone when he was manager. |  | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:11 - Feb 13 with 4493 views | JethroJack |
Also, OGS waded in about Jon DeG over-reacting to Bellamy's elbow etc.
I assume he was trying to support his player.
What happens next....Bellamy admits guilt and accepts the FA's charge & 3 game ban.
Thus, making OGS look a right tosser.
And so did Garry in his post-Stoke press conference.....very impressive, fair play  | | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:24 - Feb 13 with 4438 views | Dewi1jack |
Fair play to our cousins up the road, they make the chicken sellers at Blackburn look sane.
Long may they continue to make clubs like Blackburn, QPR, Pompey, Brum et al look well run.
Bet they didn't think the PL is under such a media spotlight worldwide, when they sold out for a season of glory.
If you can call what they're up to glory
Cardiff, the club every other footballing nation in the world can laugh at. |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:46 - Feb 13 with 4383 views | JethroJack |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:24 - Feb 13 by Dewi1jack |
Fair play to our cousins up the road, they make the chicken sellers at Blackburn look sane.
Long may they continue to make clubs like Blackburn, QPR, Pompey, Brum et al look well run.
Bet they didn't think the PL is under such a media spotlight worldwide, when they sold out for a season of glory.
If you can call what they're up to glory
Cardiff, the club every other footballing nation in the world can laugh at. |
Since we've been in the "spotlight" we've made a decent fist (to say the least) of promoting ourselves (and Wales) on a global sporting scale.
Let's hope that the ineptitude constantly demonstrated by the incompetents up the road doesn't somehow "damage" any good that we have done for the image of the country. | | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 21:27 - Feb 13 with 4226 views | 1jack |
Distance wise it's 40miles, football wise we're on a different planet. | | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 21:31 - Feb 13 with 4208 views | RogueTrooper |
I found the draft version............
' CARDIFF CITY CLUB STATEMENT '
Simon Lim
Chief Executive and brew boy
January was a busy month for us; February was worse as we got mullered by the best team in Wales. Our shareholders have expressed their support and pleasure to the new management team. Tan Sri Vincent Secret Jack Tan, through the board of directors and with their support, is “encouraged by the work done by manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær in the January transfer window.” We love losing money, it’s the Cardiff way
Solskjær was instrumental in attracting iffy players who have the experience and the willpower to make a few quid in the club’s unrealistic desire to maintain its Premier League status. Kenwyne Jones, Fábio da Silva, Global Megastars Mats Møller Dæhli, Jo Inge Berget, Magnus Wolff Eikrem and free agent Juan Torres Ruiz have joined the club on a permanent basis. Wilfried Zaha joins us on loan from Manchester United, who think he is useless. We are delighted with their arrival as we might be able to flog a red shirt in Sakon Nakon, Although so far we have only sold one to an American gentleman, who we believe couldn’t find any other clothes in the UK that would fit his massive girth, only the ladies of Splott are XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL, so good thinking by us for ordering that size.
The process was transparent, the whole world could see, and had a great laugh, although if we were allowed to retain the man we wanted to head our recruitment drive, we could save a few bob painting all of the seats in Legoland red, and get some duty free fags from Almaty.
There has been a lot of press speculation on the loss incurred by the club due to sales. This unfortunately is true. We took the hard decision to incur these losses for the good of the club.
The club in question, of course being FC Copenhagen. They are laughing all the way to the bank. We have also splashed loads of money the club don’t have in transfer fees, salaries, business and compensation paid to player’s agents and other miscellaneous expenses such as a PR bloke to try and cover up the fact that Mr Tan has had his unfeasibly high waisted trousers taken down.
The key shareholders have made their dissatisfaction of such a huge loss known to the board of directors, which they believe is due to imprudent and careless management undertaken by the previous football management. The Evil Malky McKay and the other bloke who were spending our cash keeping us out of the relegation zone are now gone as Mr Tan is now happy that the 7% interest is paying for a team of lapdancers and a soda stream at his gaff.
The new structure, headed by the Chairman with our new manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær, has given comfort to our shareholders that the process is in keeping with the way Cardiff work, by spending some rich blokes cash, performing badly on the field, then having to pay all the cash back when the next rich bloke comes along, this is a long term strategy that can last as long as we can find rich blokes. Our new centre forward Kenwyne Jones scored on his debut to give us three valuable points, but is unlikely to do more than that cos he never does really, does he?. On Saturday we are in the fifth round of the FA Cup and wish all of the team much success and good fortune. We’ll need it if we make it to the new Wembley, as we’ve never won there.
Go on, buy a red shirt please, he beats me if we don’t sell any,
Lots of love,
Simon Lim
Brew Boy
PS. Ta very much for not rioting [Post edited 13 Feb 2014 23:35]
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 21:35 - Feb 13 with 4178 views | 1jack |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 21:31 - Feb 13 by RogueTrooper |
I found the draft version............
' CARDIFF CITY CLUB STATEMENT '
Simon Lim
Chief Executive and brew boy
January was a busy month for us; February was worse as we got mullered by the best team in Wales. Our shareholders have expressed their support and pleasure to the new management team. Tan Sri Vincent Secret Jack Tan, through the board of directors and with their support, is “encouraged by the work done by manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær in the January transfer window.” We love losing money, it’s the Cardiff way
Solskjær was instrumental in attracting iffy players who have the experience and the willpower to make a few quid in the club’s unrealistic desire to maintain its Premier League status. Kenwyne Jones, Fábio da Silva, Global Megastars Mats Møller Dæhli, Jo Inge Berget, Magnus Wolff Eikrem and free agent Juan Torres Ruiz have joined the club on a permanent basis. Wilfried Zaha joins us on loan from Manchester United, who think he is useless. We are delighted with their arrival as we might be able to flog a red shirt in Sakon Nakon, Although so far we have only sold one to an American gentleman, who we believe couldn’t find any other clothes in the UK that would fit his massive girth, only the ladies of Splott are XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL, so good thinking by us for ordering that size.
The process was transparent, the whole world could see, and had a great laugh, although if we were allowed to retain the man we wanted to head our recruitment drive, we could save a few bob painting all of the seats in Legoland red, and get some duty free fags from Almaty.
There has been a lot of press speculation on the loss incurred by the club due to sales. This unfortunately is true. We took the hard decision to incur these losses for the good of the club.
The club in question, of course being FC Copenhagen. They are laughing all the way to the bank. We have also splashed loads of money the club don’t have in transfer fees, salaries, business and compensation paid to player’s agents and other miscellaneous expenses such as a PR bloke to try and cover up the fact that Mr Tan has had his unfeasibly high waisted trousers taken down.
The key shareholders have made their dissatisfaction of such a huge loss known to the board of directors, which they believe is due to imprudent and careless management undertaken by the previous football management. The Evil Malky McKay and the other bloke who were spending our cash keeping us out of the relegation zone are now gone as Mr Tan is now happy that the 7% interest is paying for a team of lapdancers and a soda stream at his gaff.
The new structure, headed by the Chairman with our new manager Ole Gunnar Solskjær, has given comfort to our shareholders that the process is in keeping with the way Cardiff work, by spending some rich blokes cash, performing badly on the field, then having to pay all the cash back when the next rich bloke comes along, this is a long term strategy that can last as long as we can find rich blokes. Our new centre forward Kenwyne Jones scored on his debut to give us three valuable points, but is unlikely to do more than that cos he never does really, does he?. On Saturday we are in the fifth round of the FA Cup and wish all of the team much success and good fortune. We’ll need it if we make it to the new Wembley, as we’ve never won there.
Go on, buy a red shirt please, he beats me if we don’t sell any,
Lots of love,
Simon Lim
Brew Boy
PS. Ta very much for not rioting [Post edited 13 Feb 2014 23:35]
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I think you got that just about spot on.  | | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:29 - Feb 13 with 4021 views | LeonisGod |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 21:35 - Feb 13 by 1jack |
I think you got that just about spot on. |
"the process is in keeping with the way Cardiff work, by spending some rich blokes cash, performing badly on the field, then having to pay all the cash back when the next rich bloke comes along, this is a long term strategy that can last as long as we can find rich blokes."  |  | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:40 - Feb 13 with 3959 views | WorkingClassHero |
Cornelius is better than N'gog |  | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:47 - Feb 13 with 3952 views | JethroJack |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:40 - Feb 13 by WorkingClassHero |
Cornelius is better than N'gog |
WTF has that got to do with anything  | | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:53 - Feb 13 with 3923 views | RogueTrooper |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:47 - Feb 13 by JethroJack |
WTF has that got to do with anything |
see his other thread, I cant believe its spreading, three pages of arguing with people who agree with him, easily provoked by telling him his Mam was a bit loose | |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 00:50 - Feb 14 with 3862 views | ScoobyWho |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:07 - Feb 13 by 1jack |
They blame malky for everything and say they were going down under him, but and it's an important but, they were never in the relegation zone when he was manager. |
Just a stab in the dark but they are clearly getting their case together for any legal action by Milkman. Showing how pi ss poor he was. Proving what a waster of a manager he was. They are not helping their case by employing chucky mind, |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 00:55 - Feb 14 with 3845 views | SwansNZ |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:40 - Feb 13 by WorkingClassHero |
Cornelius is better than N'gog |
The N'gog loan is not costing us in excess of 8.5 MILLION quid! |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 02:35 - Feb 14 with 3797 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 23:40 - Feb 13 by WorkingClassHero |
Cornelius is better than N'gog |
Ngog has scored at PL level though............ |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 07:47 - Feb 14 with 3707 views | Dr_Winston |
Amusing how quickly they've gone from "Riot if Malky gets sacked!!" to "Malky deserved to be sacked!!" Not remotely surprising, but amusing all the same. |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 07:54 - Feb 14 with 3690 views | 1jack |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 07:47 - Feb 14 by Dr_Winston |
Amusing how quickly they've gone from "Riot if Malky gets sacked!!" to "Malky deserved to be sacked!!" Not remotely surprising, but amusing all the same. |
They're not just bending over now, they're begging for it. | | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 09:40 - Feb 14 with 3569 views | reddythered |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 20:07 - Feb 13 by 1jack |
They blame malky for everything and say they were going down under him, but and it's an important but, they were never in the relegation zone when he was manager. |
3-0 down at half time against Liverpool and Southampton.
Malky then fired.
With away games at Man City and Man Yoo ahead, the false claim we were never in the relegation zone ( we were, early on in the season ) is a silly one to make. We would have been where we currently are if Mackay hadn't been fired, possibly worse off. |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 09:52 - Feb 14 with 3524 views | Whiterockin |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 09:40 - Feb 14 by reddythered |
3-0 down at half time against Liverpool and Southampton.
Malky then fired.
With away games at Man City and Man Yoo ahead, the false claim we were never in the relegation zone ( we were, early on in the season ) is a silly one to make. We would have been where we currently are if Mackay hadn't been fired, possibly worse off. |
True enough. With or without Mackay you are a shite club and would have been in the bottom three with no long term future. |  | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 09:56 - Feb 14 with 3496 views | Swanzay |
Hammam is backing the baord, they must be right.
Former Cardiff City owner Sam Hammam says Malky Mackay must shoulder most of the blame for the loss the club has made in the transfer market.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26182350 |  | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 09:58 - Feb 14 with 3489 views | Jack_y_Jwc |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 09:40 - Feb 14 by reddythered |
3-0 down at half time against Liverpool and Southampton.
Malky then fired.
With away games at Man City and Man Yoo ahead, the false claim we were never in the relegation zone ( we were, early on in the season ) is a silly one to make. We would have been where we currently are if Mackay hadn't been fired, possibly worse off. |
How would you be worse off with Malkay in charge? At least you had an organised system with him, your players look lost on the pitch under OGS.
Count your lucky stars you've got Marshall in goal otherwise you'd be well behind the pack | |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 10:12 - Feb 14 with 3434 views | llangyfelach |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 07:47 - Feb 14 by Dr_Winston |
Amusing how quickly they've gone from "Riot if Malky gets sacked!!" to "Malky deserved to be sacked!!" Not remotely surprising, but amusing all the same. |
Their revisionism is probably the only thing thats Premier League about them
Makes ours look most amateurish  |  |
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| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 10:18 - Feb 14 with 3419 views | ScoobyDoo |
You lot remind of an obsessive little brother, touching really. | | | |
| Yet more Comedy Gold from the incompetent...... on 10:22 - Feb 14 with 3416 views | Devz00 |
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26182350?
Hammam getting involved. He is an absolute cretin. The cardiff fans are complete mugs for allowing all this to happen to their club. How is he allowed back at the club? |  |
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