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Club stalwart departs - a sad day 19:46 - May 24 with 8598 viewsJackfath

Goodbye and thanks to Dai Cornell.

It was a pleasure watching you catch, save, kick and roll the ball back to the players whilst they warmed up at the start of matches. Your contribution will NEVER be forgotton.

Once a JACK always a JACK.

POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
Poll: Should Darran's ban be lifted?

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Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 20:47 - May 28 with 1343 viewsJackfath

Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 20:45 - May 28 by skippyjack

Even though Jackfath is coming across as a c*ck.. He does have a pertinent point.. These Swansea lads are talented enough to make it in the professional game.. They're in their early twenties.. They've got such an opportunity to progress and advance their talents and abilities to develop into a Championship or Premier League player.. Cornell has another 12-15 years left.. But I know the reason why they haven't moved on.. F*cking simple ain't it..

They've just left School.. Played football with the boys.. Got caught up in the hype of the adulation of the Swans.. Earn 40k in the development while playing under conference standard football.. Sh*g all these girls that just crave the attention, money, adulation of an up and coming development player.. Buy cars and do races because it's 'cool'.. Get a 'sleave' tattoo.. Take Drugs.. Drink like they're on project X.. Even try and sell drugs! (What is wrong with them..are they that th*ck?).. Wear these stupid caps backwards.. Walk into the club thinking they're the business..

Instead of looking into the wider issues that face our Country.. The democratic decline of the Eurozone.. Learning about the 'opportunity' millions of kids haven't or will have.. Thinking about people who are less fortunate than them.. Go into a young kids hospital and take it all in.. The adulation of that power to make them smile.. Learn about the opportunity you've got.. The potential to earn millions for charity for people who f*cking need it.. It's this 2nd paragraph that makes the Player.. It's this 2nd paragraph that makes the Man and difference in footballing terms.. it also gives them valuable life skills.. That extra bit of motivation and pride to succeed.. It's this 2nd paragraph that will turn you from a League Two player into a Championship one.. These kids don't know they're f*cking born.. Where did the man go? Donuts in the Car.. Shagging 40 girls in a month.. Sniffing sherbert up their snout.. Give me a job ffs!


I'M coming across as a C ock.

FFS talk about a complete lack of self awareness.

POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
Poll: Should Darran's ban be lifted?

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Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 21:15 - May 28 with 1307 viewsskippyjack

Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 20:47 - May 28 by Jackfath

I'M coming across as a C ock.

FFS talk about a complete lack of self awareness.


That's what you all think.. F*cking morons..

The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
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Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 21:18 - May 28 with 1303 viewsJackfath

Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 21:15 - May 28 by skippyjack

That's what you all think.. F*cking morons..


I don't see anyone else on here bleating day in day out. Despite having had several genuine offers to help you.

POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
Poll: Should Darran's ban be lifted?

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Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 22:32 - May 28 with 1253 viewsjack247

Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 20:45 - May 28 by skippyjack

Even though Jackfath is coming across as a c*ck.. He does have a pertinent point.. These Swansea lads are talented enough to make it in the professional game.. They're in their early twenties.. They've got such an opportunity to progress and advance their talents and abilities to develop into a Championship or Premier League player.. Cornell has another 12-15 years left.. But I know the reason why they haven't moved on.. F*cking simple ain't it..

They've just left School.. Played football with the boys.. Got caught up in the hype of the adulation of the Swans.. Earn 40k in the development while playing under conference standard football.. Sh*g all these girls that just crave the attention, money, adulation of an up and coming development player.. Buy cars and do races because it's 'cool'.. Get a 'sleave' tattoo.. Take Drugs.. Drink like they're on project X.. Even try and sell drugs! (What is wrong with them..are they that th*ck?).. Wear these stupid caps backwards.. Walk into the club thinking they're the business..

Instead of looking into the wider issues that face our Country.. The democratic decline of the Eurozone.. Learning about the 'opportunity' millions of kids haven't or will have.. Thinking about people who are less fortunate than them.. Go into a young kids hospital and take it all in.. The adulation of that power to make them smile.. Learn about the opportunity you've got.. The potential to earn millions for charity for people who f*cking need it.. It's this 2nd paragraph that makes the Player.. It's this 2nd paragraph that makes the Man and difference in footballing terms.. it also gives them valuable life skills.. That extra bit of motivation and pride to succeed.. It's this 2nd paragraph that will turn you from a League Two player into a Championship one.. These kids don't know they're f*cking born.. Where did the man go? Donuts in the Car.. Shagging 40 girls in a month.. Sniffing sherbert up their snout.. Give me a job ffs!


Poor old Dai Cornell. First Jackfath takes the piss out of him, now he is getting it in the neck for not spending enough time pondering the democratic decline of the Eurozone.
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Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 22:42 - May 28 with 1245 viewsbuilthjack

Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 20:45 - May 28 by skippyjack

Even though Jackfath is coming across as a c*ck.. He does have a pertinent point.. These Swansea lads are talented enough to make it in the professional game.. They're in their early twenties.. They've got such an opportunity to progress and advance their talents and abilities to develop into a Championship or Premier League player.. Cornell has another 12-15 years left.. But I know the reason why they haven't moved on.. F*cking simple ain't it..

They've just left School.. Played football with the boys.. Got caught up in the hype of the adulation of the Swans.. Earn 40k in the development while playing under conference standard football.. Sh*g all these girls that just crave the attention, money, adulation of an up and coming development player.. Buy cars and do races because it's 'cool'.. Get a 'sleave' tattoo.. Take Drugs.. Drink like they're on project X.. Even try and sell drugs! (What is wrong with them..are they that th*ck?).. Wear these stupid caps backwards.. Walk into the club thinking they're the business..

Instead of looking into the wider issues that face our Country.. The democratic decline of the Eurozone.. Learning about the 'opportunity' millions of kids haven't or will have.. Thinking about people who are less fortunate than them.. Go into a young kids hospital and take it all in.. The adulation of that power to make them smile.. Learn about the opportunity you've got.. The potential to earn millions for charity for people who f*cking need it.. It's this 2nd paragraph that makes the Player.. It's this 2nd paragraph that makes the Man and difference in footballing terms.. it also gives them valuable life skills.. That extra bit of motivation and pride to succeed.. It's this 2nd paragraph that will turn you from a League Two player into a Championship one.. These kids don't know they're f*cking born.. Where did the man go? Donuts in the Car.. Shagging 40 girls in a month.. Sniffing sherbert up their snout.. Give me a job ffs!


Only 40 a month? They should be ashamed.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 16:52 - May 31 with 1086 viewsDewi1jack

Club stalwart departs - a sad day on 22:32 - May 28 by jack247

Poor old Dai Cornell. First Jackfath takes the piss out of him, now he is getting it in the neck for not spending enough time pondering the democratic decline of the Eurozone.


This.
Maybe it's his fault that the Somali Pirates are taking so many hostages as well.
SJ. Such an orator. He wants a job
Can we teach him "do you want fries with that?" because if you're that desperate for a job, after the offers of help from people on here, you'll do anything.


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By the way, good luck to all players in their careers after they leave us, except against us.
I will clap you prior to a game or after, but when you are on the field facing us, you are "the enemy" and I wish you no luck whatsoever.
Not prepared to clap any ex players who f**king score against us either. Really couldn't give a sh1t if they celebrate or not, they're still b'stards!!!
[Post edited 31 May 2015 16:58]

If you wake up breathing, thats a good start to your day and you'll make many thousands of people envious.

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