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The devil 12:23 - Jul 30 with 3543 viewsSullutaCreturned

We've had quite a few dicussions about religion so, from the other side of that coin what about the Devil. If you believe in a god then you have to believe in the evil side of that religion, don't you? Fallen angels, Old Nick,

What if Beelzebub is actually the good guy?

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The devil on 12:40 - Jul 30 with 2946 viewsDr_Winston

As Jim Jefferies once said, all we know about the Devil is from the book that God wrote badmouthing him. So far the Devil has been the better man and not brought out a book.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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The devil on 13:13 - Jul 30 with 2923 viewsWingstandwood

There is a (same religious order has the priests in 'The Exorcist' movie) 'Jesuit' educated academic/author who apparently is an expert on Satan himself, having spent 50 years studying him. Not many like him about town?

His opinion is that Satan is misunderstood, saying for example that 'Satan' translated from Hebrew means 'adversary'.

Satan? Only guilty of being a bit over zealous in his approach apparently?

That aside I do think that this academic will definitely annoy a Presbyterian couple that I once had the absolute misfortune to have met i.e. radical hardliner types whom were extremely happy to think that Covid was God's punishment.

And bearing in mind that these Presbyterians think that Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormon's are Heretics, no doubt the devil apologist academic/author is going to be accused of being an heretic himself. So its straight to hell he goes? To ironically meet the very guy that he has spent decades getting to know on a rather intimate basis.

https://english.ucla.edu/news/give-devil-due-new-book-ucla-professor-says-satan-

Argus!

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The devil on 14:24 - Jul 30 with 2857 viewsonehunglow

Great subject.
Bit busy today but I will add my own nonsense when I can,except to say God needs a devil .
Otherwise no need to save people from his enemy ,his rival.

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The devil on 15:49 - Jul 30 with 2828 viewsItchySphincter

The devil on 13:13 - Jul 30 by Wingstandwood

There is a (same religious order has the priests in 'The Exorcist' movie) 'Jesuit' educated academic/author who apparently is an expert on Satan himself, having spent 50 years studying him. Not many like him about town?

His opinion is that Satan is misunderstood, saying for example that 'Satan' translated from Hebrew means 'adversary'.

Satan? Only guilty of being a bit over zealous in his approach apparently?

That aside I do think that this academic will definitely annoy a Presbyterian couple that I once had the absolute misfortune to have met i.e. radical hardliner types whom were extremely happy to think that Covid was God's punishment.

And bearing in mind that these Presbyterians think that Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormon's are Heretics, no doubt the devil apologist academic/author is going to be accused of being an heretic himself. So its straight to hell he goes? To ironically meet the very guy that he has spent decades getting to know on a rather intimate basis.

https://english.ucla.edu/news/give-devil-due-new-book-ucla-professor-says-satan-


I went to a Jehovah’s Witness’s funeral once. Absolutely barking.

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The devil on 16:07 - Jul 30 with 2813 viewsfbreath

The devil on 15:49 - Jul 30 by ItchySphincter

I went to a Jehovah’s Witness’s funeral once. Absolutely barking.


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The devil on 16:10 - Jul 30 with 2813 viewsjacksfullaces

just like most books written in the last 2 millenium a good guy and a villain, for some reason millions of people chose to base their life around the first story they read. and then pick and choose the bits that suit how afraid they are of people who may be different to themselves. Devil for me every time but as much of a pantomime villain as the other one is an excuse for people not to accept their own mortality.
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The devil on 16:19 - Jul 30 with 2806 viewsWingstandwood

The devil on 15:49 - Jul 30 by ItchySphincter

I went to a Jehovah’s Witness’s funeral once. Absolutely barking.


Some radical extreme thinking Presbyterians have a very low opinion of Jehovah's Witnesses because JW's reject 'the trinity' which is "the father, the son and the holy ghost", meaning that all three are one hundred percent God.

When it comes to hardline fanatical religious types, they think that their denomination and their denomination only is the righteous and chosen one, whilst all the other denominations do not meet God's criteria in their minds.

One lot does not agree with the other lot, that disagrees with the next lot after that, meaning only one lot will go to heaven, but how come they are so convinced that they are correct when? It is God and only God that makes the rules and regulations and decides not them. And only one denomination can be correct?

Argus!

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The devil on 16:58 - Jul 30 with 2779 viewstrefelinjack

Religion is a mental illness.
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The devil on 17:15 - Jul 30 with 2754 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

The devil on 16:10 - Jul 30 by jacksfullaces

just like most books written in the last 2 millenium a good guy and a villain, for some reason millions of people chose to base their life around the first story they read. and then pick and choose the bits that suit how afraid they are of people who may be different to themselves. Devil for me every time but as much of a pantomime villain as the other one is an excuse for people not to accept their own mortality.


Strange that the one who sent plagues of locusts, lice, hail etc just to kill people he didn’t like is considered the “good guy”. Then he went on to turn water into blood, kill all the firstborn children, send pestilence amongst the livestock leading to widespread starvation, suffering and death. Chuck in the time he flooded the entire planet like a genocidal maniac intending to drown and destroy everyone and everything.

With “good guys” like this you don’t need an effing villain.

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The devil on 17:38 - Jul 30 with 2735 viewsonehunglow

The devil on 16:19 - Jul 30 by Wingstandwood

Some radical extreme thinking Presbyterians have a very low opinion of Jehovah's Witnesses because JW's reject 'the trinity' which is "the father, the son and the holy ghost", meaning that all three are one hundred percent God.

When it comes to hardline fanatical religious types, they think that their denomination and their denomination only is the righteous and chosen one, whilst all the other denominations do not meet God's criteria in their minds.

One lot does not agree with the other lot, that disagrees with the next lot after that, meaning only one lot will go to heaven, but how come they are so convinced that they are correct when? It is God and only God that makes the rules and regulations and decides not them. And only one denomination can be correct?


And don’t believe in a hell above. It’ll be here on earth when J will slaughter non believers

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The devil on 18:52 - Jul 30 with 2719 viewsSullutaCreturned

The devil on 17:15 - Jul 30 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

Strange that the one who sent plagues of locusts, lice, hail etc just to kill people he didn’t like is considered the “good guy”. Then he went on to turn water into blood, kill all the firstborn children, send pestilence amongst the livestock leading to widespread starvation, suffering and death. Chuck in the time he flooded the entire planet like a genocidal maniac intending to drown and destroy everyone and everything.

With “good guys” like this you don’t need an effing villain.


I knew I could count on you!

What prompted me to post this was a comment I made elsewhere. My sister has spent her life nursing, from the age of 18 she started training, later she specialised and became an Oncology nurse. She has helped very many people. Besides that and bearing in mind I am a tad biased, she is one of the best people you could ever hope to meet, has never deliberately done anyone harm, is kind and generous.

In short, she is a far better person than me.

So I wondered what kind of allegedly beneficent god would allow all these bad things to happen to good people. It has me thinking that maybe the devil is actually the good guy who has been totally done up like a kipper by a git with a very good publicist.

Saying all that, religion is for fools...in my opinion.
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The devil on 09:50 - Jul 31 with 2614 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

The devil on 18:52 - Jul 30 by SullutaCreturned

I knew I could count on you!

What prompted me to post this was a comment I made elsewhere. My sister has spent her life nursing, from the age of 18 she started training, later she specialised and became an Oncology nurse. She has helped very many people. Besides that and bearing in mind I am a tad biased, she is one of the best people you could ever hope to meet, has never deliberately done anyone harm, is kind and generous.

In short, she is a far better person than me.

So I wondered what kind of allegedly beneficent god would allow all these bad things to happen to good people. It has me thinking that maybe the devil is actually the good guy who has been totally done up like a kipper by a git with a very good publicist.

Saying all that, religion is for fools...in my opinion.


The idea of God being a nice benevolent loving warm chap who loves us and wants the best for us is an incredibly modern interpretation.

For the entirety of human history God is someone to be utterly feared. The only way to save your soul is through total submission. He is angry and vengeful and jealous and will happily strike you down for the slightest misdemeanour. Despite his genocidal tendencies he will still feel he has the moral high ground to judge you harshly and cast you into the eternal lake of fire because you touched a woman’s boobies once when you weren’t married to her.

He’s not a nice chap and if I ever have the mispleasure of meeting him I will tell him so to his beardy face.

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The devil on 11:02 - Jul 31 with 2599 viewsA_Fans_Dad

Whether there is a devil or not, there is certainly Evil in the world.
Most of it resides within the minds of Humans, leading them to do unspeakable things to both other humans and animals.
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The devil on 11:27 - Jul 31 with 2588 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

The devil on 11:02 - Jul 31 by A_Fans_Dad

Whether there is a devil or not, there is certainly Evil in the world.
Most of it resides within the minds of Humans, leading them to do unspeakable things to both other humans and animals.


Evil is completely a human concept though.

Is a lion evil for murdering another lion, taking over his pride and killing all the cubs?

Is a cat evil for playing with and torturing an ensnared mouse?

Are chimps evil when they routinely gang batter other chimps to death before cannibalising their flesh?

We like to think we are special, that we are higher beings. But we are little more than great apes ourselves. Animals with base urges and instincts.

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The devil on 12:15 - Jul 31 with 2573 viewsSullutaCreturned

The devil on 11:27 - Jul 31 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

Evil is completely a human concept though.

Is a lion evil for murdering another lion, taking over his pride and killing all the cubs?

Is a cat evil for playing with and torturing an ensnared mouse?

Are chimps evil when they routinely gang batter other chimps to death before cannibalising their flesh?

We like to think we are special, that we are higher beings. But we are little more than great apes ourselves. Animals with base urges and instincts.


There you go again, still loving your work.

it's true, what we see in nature we don't call evil and though we are part of natures great story we consider ourselves above it.

it's because we think we are more intelligent, despite the evidence.
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The devil on 12:44 - Jul 31 with 2556 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

The devil on 12:15 - Jul 31 by SullutaCreturned

There you go again, still loving your work.

it's true, what we see in nature we don't call evil and though we are part of natures great story we consider ourselves above it.

it's because we think we are more intelligent, despite the evidence.


A silverback gorilla is generally quite a quiet shy and retiring beast and enjoys spending his days sitting on his massive buttocks chewing on some leaves. But when he feels his territory or ‘people’ are under threat he is capable of an explosion of remarkable violence and would not hesitate to brutally kill anyone or anything in an incredibly painful way without mercy.

Is that really in essence any different from what Putin is doing? Or when the allies dropped the bomb on Hiroshima? Pretty much all military action in history has always been framed by the concept that we have to do this to protect ourselves and our people. And people generally get behind it.

The only difference is our superior intelligence has led us from rudimentary weapons carved out of sticks to killing machines that can wipe out a country in the single press of a button.

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The devil on 14:31 - Jul 31 with 2528 viewsMad_Mike

This is what I believe:

God is Good Psalm 103 v 8

God is my Father Matthew 7 v 11

He gave Jesus to die for my sins John 3 v 16

I have eternal life John 3 v 15

The devil is a deceiver John 8 v 44

His end is sure Revelation 20 v 10

2 Billion people around the World believe this. You choose.............
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The devil on 17:51 - Jul 31 with 2501 viewsSullutaCreturned

The devil on 14:31 - Jul 31 by Mad_Mike

This is what I believe:

God is Good Psalm 103 v 8

God is my Father Matthew 7 v 11

He gave Jesus to die for my sins John 3 v 16

I have eternal life John 3 v 15

The devil is a deceiver John 8 v 44

His end is sure Revelation 20 v 10

2 Billion people around the World believe this. You choose.............


Yeah, 2 billion people could be wrong though. Over 600 million are atheist apparently, we could be wrong too.

Thinking about it logically, how can anybody believe in a deity with absolutely no evidence?

My mother in laws Vicar actually said that you cannot take the bible literally because it has be re-written so many times. That is hardly faith and from a man of the cloth too.
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The devil on 20:06 - Jul 31 with 2484 viewsA_Fans_Dad

The devil on 12:15 - Jul 31 by SullutaCreturned

There you go again, still loving your work.

it's true, what we see in nature we don't call evil and though we are part of natures great story we consider ourselves above it.

it's because we think we are more intelligent, despite the evidence.


Of course we are more intelligent than other animals.
This has to do with morality because of that very intelligence.
Some have it and many don't.
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The devil on 20:19 - Jul 31 with 2477 viewsDr_Winston

The devil on 14:31 - Jul 31 by Mad_Mike

This is what I believe:

God is Good Psalm 103 v 8

God is my Father Matthew 7 v 11

He gave Jesus to die for my sins John 3 v 16

I have eternal life John 3 v 15

The devil is a deceiver John 8 v 44

His end is sure Revelation 20 v 10

2 Billion people around the World believe this. You choose.............


The current Global population is around 8bn. Statistically speaking several Billion of them are of below average intelligence, so that checks out.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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The devil on 20:29 - Jul 31 with 2470 viewsSullutaCreturned

The devil on 20:19 - Jul 31 by Dr_Winston

The current Global population is around 8bn. Statistically speaking several Billion of them are of below average intelligence, so that checks out.


There are about 1.2 blllion Roman catholics apparently, I have some in my family. How can so many believe in that when that church has for decades covered up for and protected child abusers?

How can any evil act be forgiven by a god just for saying some Hail Mary's, doing penance and doing some kind of rectification.

Forgive me father for I have sinned, I planted a bomb and killed innocent women and children....ah to be sure, dont worry, ths morning I shagged a 10 year old choir boy up the ass. Come and say some hail mary;'s with me, and fetch the vaseline.

It's obscene.
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The devil on 20:46 - Jul 31 with 2464 viewsDr_Winston

The devil on 20:29 - Jul 31 by SullutaCreturned

There are about 1.2 blllion Roman catholics apparently, I have some in my family. How can so many believe in that when that church has for decades covered up for and protected child abusers?

How can any evil act be forgiven by a god just for saying some Hail Mary's, doing penance and doing some kind of rectification.

Forgive me father for I have sinned, I planted a bomb and killed innocent women and children....ah to be sure, dont worry, ths morning I shagged a 10 year old choir boy up the ass. Come and say some hail mary;'s with me, and fetch the vaseline.

It's obscene.


I don't think there's a single organisation on the planet with a greater track record of theft, torture, abuse and murder than the Catholic Church.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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The devil on 21:00 - Jul 31 with 2451 viewsWingstandwood

The devil on 20:29 - Jul 31 by SullutaCreturned

There are about 1.2 blllion Roman catholics apparently, I have some in my family. How can so many believe in that when that church has for decades covered up for and protected child abusers?

How can any evil act be forgiven by a god just for saying some Hail Mary's, doing penance and doing some kind of rectification.

Forgive me father for I have sinned, I planted a bomb and killed innocent women and children....ah to be sure, dont worry, ths morning I shagged a 10 year old choir boy up the ass. Come and say some hail mary;'s with me, and fetch the vaseline.

It's obscene.


There is a Christian doctrine (heard it with my own ears to my own astonishment) that says (on Google also) "good people do not go to heaven, only forgiven people so".

The Presbyterian guy told me that God would for example forgive (he of a different religion) beheading serial killer Jihadi John if he repented his sins by seeking salvation from Jesus. I learnt at the same time that Jesus is a prophet in the Koran relegated to "son of Mary" (and not God) status.

Rather cruelly and outrageously unfair by comparison i.e. a kind, loving, selfless and decent charity volunteer for example would go to hell if sins were not repented however minor. And I was told that even thinking can be sinful e.g. someone can commit adultery just by thinking the wrong way. That is what I was told

So yes indeed God does move in mysterious ways. And? You can see why one lot in Northern Ireland was just as bad as the other lot at times.

Argus!

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The devil on 21:02 - Jul 31 with 2435 viewsGwyn737

The devil on 14:31 - Jul 31 by Mad_Mike

This is what I believe:

God is Good Psalm 103 v 8

God is my Father Matthew 7 v 11

He gave Jesus to die for my sins John 3 v 16

I have eternal life John 3 v 15

The devil is a deceiver John 8 v 44

His end is sure Revelation 20 v 10

2 Billion people around the World believe this. You choose.............


Just these bits of it?

If someone has faith that’s fine by me - knock yourself our.

But it must not have any impact on me. That wouldn’t be fair.
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The devil on 21:03 - Jul 31 with 2432 viewsunion_jack

The devil on 21:00 - Jul 31 by Wingstandwood

There is a Christian doctrine (heard it with my own ears to my own astonishment) that says (on Google also) "good people do not go to heaven, only forgiven people so".

The Presbyterian guy told me that God would for example forgive (he of a different religion) beheading serial killer Jihadi John if he repented his sins by seeking salvation from Jesus. I learnt at the same time that Jesus is a prophet in the Koran relegated to "son of Mary" (and not God) status.

Rather cruelly and outrageously unfair by comparison i.e. a kind, loving, selfless and decent charity volunteer for example would go to hell if sins were not repented however minor. And I was told that even thinking can be sinful e.g. someone can commit adultery just by thinking the wrong way. That is what I was told

So yes indeed God does move in mysterious ways. And? You can see why one lot in Northern Ireland was just as bad as the other lot at times.


Just as well it’s a load of made-up bollox then isn’t it.

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