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Justin Obikwu
at 07:07 22 Jan 2026

When he starts appearing (and scoring🤞🏼) regularly he shall be known as Justin Obikwutus

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January transfer rumours
at 14:18 21 Jan 2026

Banaan’s legs may have gone but his name rhymes with “understand” so he’d be the perfect replacement for Varane in regards that song that is so popular with the yoof at away games. Pass the beak!

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FA Youth Cup v Brighton
at 11:14 21 Jan 2026

Just get on with it!

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ENOUGH!!
at 16:43 20 Jan 2026

Could I have an E please Bob?

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ENOUGH!!
at 14:03 20 Jan 2026

I can’t make my mind up on the not sures

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ENOUGH!!
at 12:43 20 Jan 2026

Disagree with me = Herd Mentality Groupthink!

Agree with me = Shining illustration of independent cognisance!

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ENOUGH!!
at 11:28 20 Jan 2026

I tried to block myself once. Haven’t quite figured it out yet.

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Afcon final
at 11:25 20 Jan 2026

Another dodgy moment in the AFCON final which hasn’t been mentioned is in the Moroccan attack after the disallowed Senegalese goal that led to the Morrocan corner and penalty, a player was so offside it was untrue. The corner shouldn’t have been given in the first place. I will concede that maybe I don’t understand the offside rule any more with its talk of phases and not interfering with play but I wasn’t the only one in the pub pointing out the blatant Moroccan offside not given in the build up to the attack.

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Afcon final
at 10:32 20 Jan 2026

Great observation there Brian. I didn’t think it possible for Jimmy D. to go up in my estimation at the moment (thus far my player of the season) but I’m imagining him retrieving a bookie’s biro surreptitiously blu-tacked behind his right ear, putting a line thru all the instructions and writing in one word alongside each QPR players name …. Panenka!

A cunning ruse that so nearly paid off.

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The 3 sides of a match thread at Oxford
at 10:16 20 Jan 2026

Oxford’s last 8 home games have included victories over Ipswich and Southampton with draws against Bristol City, Middlesbrough, & Millwall.

But in that time they have lost at home to Swansea, Preston, & Stoke.

So my conclusion is I don’t have a flippin’ scooby what will happen tonight.

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Afcon final
at 23:29 19 Jan 2026

The Goalkeeper’s Towel. Thats the film. The reserve keeper Yehvaan Diouf found himself in a new footballing role - protector of the towel. He spent the whole game behind the goal fending off all and sundry even the Moroccan captain Hakimi got involved. At one point Diouff’s on the floor in the 6 yard box hanging on to the towel for dear life while being assaulted by four ball boys - this is while the game is in play up the other end. And the scene where he’s being chased by the ball-boys and a security guard around the touch line needs the Benny Hill theme played over it.

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ENOUGH!!
at 21:59 19 Jan 2026

… Marcel Marceau

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January transfer rumours
at 12:09 19 Jan 2026

I’m sold. That’s our 20 goal a season man .. and all off the bench!

Off topic: would love to see Lincoln go up. A town and a ground I’ve been wanting to visit for years.

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Afcon final
at 10:34 19 Jan 2026

I have no truck with AI. It’s all cut and paste, crayons, finger paints …

… and free colouring pens from the Wimpy

[Post edited 19 Jan 11:17]

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Bedtime drinking
at 00:16 19 Jan 2026

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Afcon final
at 00:04 19 Jan 2026

Loved it. What a final. Mate I was watching it with (sober as a judge) said “he’s gonna Panenka it .. he’s done it before” Scenes in the pub! And then the goal. What a strike and from a player who was fking knackered. Fair-play, respect Senegal. Even tho the trophy looks like a Wimpy’s knickerbocker glory.

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Saipan (the movie)
at 13:34 18 Jan 2026

Once Gareth Southgate got a play (musical?) written and performed about him it was open season. I’m waiting for the Steve McLaren in Jamaica film … Hair Island In The Sun.

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Team for Stoke?
at 23:40 15 Jan 2026

In goal Saturday

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Loftus Road Pitch
at 13:49 15 Jan 2026

In a time before VAR!

Back To The Future 2 QPR 1

[Post edited 15 Jan 14:02]

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Loftus Road Pitch
at 12:48 15 Jan 2026

The Oxford City game was played 6 weeks ago. Next round of the Youth Cup has been moved from Loftus Road to Hanwell Town to save the pitch for the next Championship home game on the 24th.

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