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Reply | Ronnie Edwards
at 19:58 8 Jan 2026
I fully expect to see an upsurge in female attendance and a lot of confused-looking blokes in the Loft struggling to understand these new strange feelings every time Ronnie brings the ball out of defence. Are we happy to see play progressing? Or is it something more? And why didn't it feel this way when balding, scrotum-faced defenders of yesteryear did the same...?
What? |
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Reply | Burrel out until March
at 14:57 8 Jan 2026
Set gobs to 'bummed'. Again.
I mean, I get that we can't have nice things and all that, but seriously: who exactly have we pissed off? It's got to be the fcuking Sith or something. Either that or some Lovecraftian eldritch horror that rises to destroy the minds and bodies of anyone in hoops.
I blame whoever signs off on our away kits. |
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Reply | How many injuries?!
at 21:59 5 Jan 2026
He never should have volunteered to chaperone the Australian squadron's wombat mascots. Didn't he know they were our ferrets' natural enemies? It took 9 stout men and a pound of cook's best lard to separate them. |
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Reply | Kolli rescues Rangers, but injuries mount – Report
at 21:46 5 Jan 2026
Side bar: those Wednesday fans deserve some sort of medal, this season. Cannot fault their commitment in the worst of circumstances. Admittedly, If it was North Battersea, I'd throw up my own kidneys laughing but it isn't. Hope things get better for them soon. |
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Reply | How many injuries?!
at 20:13 4 Jan 2026
In answer to the OP's question, the last time it happened was in 1924 when Quentin Bumjoy went down with hair strain, Herbert Naked-Molerat was subbed due to uranium poisoning from Dr Phineas O'Grady's patented health tonic, Ray Jinghorn caught typhoid from the club tea urn and Lazarus Dungtrouser was deported to Matabeleland to face historic charges of outraging the wildlife.
Actually, upon reflection, I don't think that last one counts. |
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Reply | Kolli
at 17:04 4 Jan 2026
I know it was against Wednesday but I was very impressed with his performance today. He closes people down quickly and always seems to be prepared to make those speculative runs that give our lads an option. Doesn't always work but at least he's there! Two lovely finishes today (really loved his second). |
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Reply | Paul Smyth - Social Media Abuse
at 14:42 2 Jan 2026
Mouth-breathing fcktards for whom the touch of a woman costs £20 and takes place behind a fcking skip, after which they go back to their Mum's spare room, open their Fray Bentos and take out their miserable excuse for a life on anyone they feel they might be able to hurt.
I cannot despise them enough. |
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Reply | Where are the Coal Mines
at 16:27 1 Jan 2026
This is like a recreation of a game created by stitching together clips of 462 matches that flash up every 3 tenths of a second. |
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Reply | Where are the Coal Mines
at 15:50 1 Jan 2026
Not great but still better than the turgid spooge served up against WBA. |
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Reply | Where are the Coal Mines
at 15:05 1 Jan 2026
I reckon the spinners will make good use of it the the third innings. |
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Reply | Where are the Coal Mines
at 14:44 1 Jan 2026
No Frey on the bench but Kolli is available once again. Much happier with that starting XI: Hayden for Varane was a swap most of us would have called for. Mbengue back too but with Dembele ahead of him today. This looks a strong side for us. |
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Reply | Happy new year thread
at 22:43 31 Dec 2025
Gawd bless us, one an' all. Have a great night and a happy and peaceful 2026.
URs
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Reply | Smyth
at 18:44 31 Dec 2025
Good work all round. He's the kind of player who seems to fit the 'cult hero' category: might not be the biggest but you'd rather have him on your team than face him!
Doesn't mention how long he's signed for but I didn't really expect anything else. I assume it is more than a one year extension but somewhat less than a life sentence. |
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