P Crouch 10:45 - May 3 with 3223 views | Wanderer | How old is this guy now?, is he worth a third choice striker option? A retrograde step? in the last ten minutes yesterday always worried when Stoke decided to go forward at last because of this guy, he just seems to get on the end of things. | | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 10:52 - May 3 with 3204 views | Brynmill_Jack | Would rather have Charlie Austin or Rickie Lambert. Preferably both | |
| Each time I go to Bedd - au........................ |
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P Crouch on 10:53 - May 3 with 3201 views | dgt73 | No. | |
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P Crouch on 11:01 - May 3 with 3149 views | plasjack | Not in our philosophy, to revert to hoofball anyway cost to much to convert doors in changing rooms. | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:02 - May 3 with 3146 views | Darran | He'd be handy for changing light bulbs. | |
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P Crouch on 11:05 - May 3 with 3134 views | Whiterockin | If we ever revert to Crouch as plan B it will be time to call it a day. | |
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P Crouch on 11:05 - May 3 with 3131 views | lifelong | His legs are too thin. | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:06 - May 3 with 3127 views | Jackfath | If it means his wife is hanging around on match day, it's a big "YES!" from me as I think she fancies me. | |
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P Crouch on 11:07 - May 3 with 3118 views | Darran | And she's got a SCFC tattoo too. | |
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P Crouch on 11:07 - May 3 with 3118 views | plasjack | If he was injured are the stretchers long enough for the stick insect. | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:11 - May 3 with 3106 views | lifelong | Isn't it amazing how these multi millionaire footballers attract such beautiful women? | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:12 - May 3 with 3096 views | oldcob | When once asked what he would be if he weren't a professional footballer, he replied " A virgin". | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:14 - May 3 with 3091 views | Starsky | Well... Darran's managed it too. | |
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P Crouch on 11:16 - May 3 with 3082 views | Darran | Oof you bitch. | |
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P Crouch on 11:17 - May 3 with 3072 views | Starsky | That's a compliment mun! And to your good lady | |
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P Crouch on 11:17 - May 3 with 3072 views | lifelong | It's understandable, he's a very attractive man. | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:19 - May 3 with 3066 views | Darran | Thanks Rog. 😂 | |
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P Crouch on 11:19 - May 3 with 3065 views | Starsky | Nope... Not going there | |
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P Crouch on 11:20 - May 3 with 3065 views | Darran | Are you saying I'm punching above my weight you swine? 😂 | |
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P Crouch on 11:20 - May 3 with 3061 views | jack247 | No. He will want big bucks to come here and not play. We also don't have wingers who get to the by line and whip crosses or Jon Walters type players to feed off his knockdowns. I rate him very highly, but not the right fit for us. | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:24 - May 3 with 3045 views | Starsky | My god... Compliments to your good wife are not inversely proportional to your persona. | |
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P Crouch on 11:25 - May 3 with 3043 views | Darran | Go away. | |
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P Crouch on 13:16 - May 3 with 2883 views | Brynmill_Jack | With your hair - yes | |
| Each time I go to Bedd - au........................ |
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P Crouch on 15:53 - May 3 with 2728 views | Chief | 3rd choice with the wages he'd want and the fee Stoke would want? pure silliness | |
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P Crouch on 16:05 - May 3 with 2705 views | Bloodyhills | Nope. | |
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P Crouch on 09:20 - May 4 with 2493 views | Dewi1jack | Only players I'd want from Stoke RFC would be Begovic and Butland, both would be capable of pushing Fab for 1st team action. Could always employ the Gog or Adam as cleaners or food stand staff I s'pose, | |
| If you wake up breathing, thats a good start to your day and you'll make many thousands of people envious. |
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